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r/ChrisChanSonichu Come watch Chris Chan Sonichu, the Original Autistic Virgin with Rage. Mother fucking MOTHERFUCKER. Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu from CWCville! Yes, he fucked his mother. Have a seat.

  • Visit the CWCki (sonichu.com) for answers to frequently asked questions.

You're not a good guy for telling Chris The Merge is real.
You're not a good guy for telling Chris you stopped The Merge.
There aren't any good guys here.

The institution that has guardianship over Chris and monitors his mental/emotional health decides what he can and can't be exposed to. If you communicate with him you can post it here. DON'T come here asking us how to find him.



Rules

  1. Anything may be removed without telling you shit. That includes you.
  2. Submissions must be CWC related:
  • Don't post "I found a new Chris" bullshit.
  • Don't add "Chris" to random shit & pretend it's topical.
  • Post "The Classic" shirt in r/The_Classic, NOT HERE. It's tired.
  • Posting images of Fanta, CWC initials, pickles, yellow Sonic, etc. will be removed.
  • AI content? Fuck that garbage, it's not allowed here either.
  • "What if Chris...?" speculative nonsense posts will be removed. Post those on /r/What_If_Chris.
  • Fuck your NEW Discord every other week. STFU.
  • This is not Kiwi Farms. Doxx isn't allowed on reddit.
  • This is not /r/MLP. Sensitivity weakens us & will be culled. We'll ban you before being forced to baby sit.
  • We aren't here to help brainstorm your troll idea. Fuck off with your attempt to be part of "Christory".
  • Don't dictate s/he or trans status on Chris. Arguing how another user genders Chris [any side] is stupid.
  • Duplicate threads. Take a look and search the sub before running to make a post of some shit you think you found first.
  • Avoid spamming
  • The only other rules are Reddit's site-wide rules. You agreed to tons of shit when you registered. Mainly:
    • You told reddit you're 18+ upon entering here. We are essentially considered a porn sub.
    • No posts about/with children.
    • Don't tell people to hurt themselves.
    • Don't threaten to hurt anyone physically.
    • Don't use "Identity Slurs" (sex/uality race, religion, etc.).
    • Don't doxx ANYONE.
  • Have fun.


  • The CWCki

    A one-stop destination for all the questions you're about to regret knowing the answer to.



    Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History

    -- by GenoSamuel2



    r/The_Classic

    put your pictures of Chris' shirt in there. NOT HERE.

    r/Fanta

    post Fanta in r/Fanta, NOT HERE. They need us.

    r/What_If_Chris

    put your stupid CWC "What If" shit in there. NOT HERE.

    r/CWCville_Adventures

    put your pitiful fanfic garbage in there. NOT HERE.



    u/Kleenexuser3 is selling 3D printed replica Sonichu Medallions and matching earrings! Buy it, you naive pickle fuck!

    u/Agile-Ad-4824 made an etsy thing for a nice Sonichu embroidered sweatshirt. Buy it, you naive pickle fuck!

    u/CheckableReality repacked "Sonichu" in 3 volumes. chris' print errors were corrected. Yes it includes the "adult chronicles". Buy it, you naive pickle fuck!



    We have friends! Look...

    /r/GenoSamuel
    /r/Channit
    /r/4chan
    /r/Cringetopia
    /r/IsabellaLorettaJanke
    /r/The_Classic
    /r/What_If_Chris



    Our HR Department has an opening.

    Are you a Black, Autistic, Physically Disabled, Vegan, Deaf, Muslim, Transsexual, Pan-romantic, Star-kin, #tumblrtweet journalist, "media influencer" with lavender hair and horn-rim glasses?
    We got a spot on our Mod list for you, Xir!
    No experience required.

    fuck spez's reddit



    Arguing about Chris' gender/sexual identity is pointless. It doesn't fucking matter what pronouns you use. Use whatever helps you express your thoughts. Or use whatever is appropriate for the saga you're discussing.

    I'm trashing our joke rule about banning people for mis-mis-gendering chris, and changing it to:

    • "Arguing about how a user genders chris [for either side] is banable".


    Nobody here cares about your NEW Discord every other fucking week. STFU. r/ChrisChanSonichu doesn't have a Discord of it's own because nothing good happens in Discord. Every Discord group is just a new cult trying to gain Chris' attention & show off how much influence they have over him. They just want YouTube fame by leeching off Chris. We want nothing to do with your Discord. Don't advertise your fucking cringey sperg-filled Discord channel here. Fuck off.



    This is an adult subreddit

    Don't bother telling us you're not really a teen and how unfair this is. I don't want you participating here, nor any of your friends following you in here. The more you complain, the creepier you sound. Administration can pretend you're not a problem; I won't.



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    14 Branchland Court (C. 2009)

    Yet another CWCki image, these things are a stand-up routine

    5 Comments
    2024/11/10
    01:51 UTC

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    What is this rendition of (All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth)?

    For context, you know that Christmas song from Chris Chan called (All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend)?: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6azwhe8xhVI&pp=ygUZQ2hyaXMgY2hhbiBjaHJpc210YXMgc29uZw%3D%3D

    Well, I just realised that he's singing over a rendition of (All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth), but what I'm curious about is, who was the singer or musician who made the rendition that Chris is singing over with his own lyrics?

    If you know the version of the two front teeth song playing in the background, please leave a comment on my post.

    1 Comment
    2024/11/09
    17:40 UTC

    62

    CWC joins Bluesky

    31 Comments
    2024/11/09
    16:02 UTC

    188

    So do Christian and the hedgehog boys have two bassists?

    Also having drums with snare drum and kick drum only. Also probably the keyboard doesn't have enough keys.

    43 Comments
    2024/11/09
    11:02 UTC

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    I need them comics

    Where do people find the comics to read? Me and my friends are gonna read through them and I need to find said comics please.

    5 Comments
    2024/11/09
    06:15 UTC

    162

    Another upscale of a classic image. See old Chris Chan in high fidelity!

    32 Comments
    2024/11/08
    18:21 UTC

    76

    I was scrolling through the CWCki today and I had never known that he had danced with Magi chan in the middle of a Brony-con (main question in body text)

    So, we all know the manchild isn't exactly all there in the ol' think-tank, but do you think he's actually seeing and hallucinating these magi-chans and Sonichus and all these other characters in his own mind? Is he just pretending? Or is all of this just a coping mechanism? I felt almost bad watching the video of him dancing by himself, but I gotta know whats going on through this guys mind when he does this stuff in public.

    28 Comments
    2024/11/08
    07:49 UTC

    69

    Clyde found himself a new friend... (not very cheerful)...probably an orphan too

    (when I uploaded it to Tumblr I hadn't realized that I forgot the shadows below...too stupid)

    9 Comments
    2024/11/07
    23:07 UTC

    29

    I might have cracked the RESSURECTION code.

    Transformers.

    Chris's "No one is ever really gone" comes from Transformers.

    Optimus is fatally killed to death in the movie.

    Then he gets better in season 3.

    And we know Chris has watched both and cried when Optimus past away and died, from the Ryan Cash video.

    I think this right here is what sparked Chris to not accept death. Wanting Optimus back, and then he did return.

    This would lead to Patty going to CWCville after death, Bob going to CWCville, Tehd Buhndichu going to CWCville.

    5 Comments
    2024/11/07
    19:04 UTC

    549

    Chris being 'possessed' by Sonichu is one of the funniest shits ever

    61 Comments
    2024/11/07
    14:14 UTC

    57

    Theory: Praetor controls Chris output so much, that Chris made a rage video but Praetor stopped it from getting uploaded. Or they pumped Chris full of tranquilizers.

    Maybe they have a switch that turns off Chris's internet?

    37 Comments
    2024/11/07
    10:22 UTC

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    I'm honestly surprised Chris didn't have a full on screaming meltdown when Trump won.

    Like that meme status woman who went "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" on live TV back in 2016 when Trump won.

    https://youtu.be/A1IrRxoRkbQ?si=y6gpN1wGK19sJJuI

    19 Comments
    2024/11/07
    09:38 UTC

    19

    I just had a thought.

    If Robert Kennedy audits the abuses of specious diagnosis then Chris Chan is going have his tug-boat taken away from him for failing to qualify as autistic or (as per his recent evaluation) in any way at all disabled mentally or otherwise. BACK TO WENDYS

    20 Comments
    2024/11/06
    21:00 UTC

    198

    The CWiki never fails to deliver

    14 Comments
    2024/11/06
    20:48 UTC

    133

    Felt like upscaling the classic image

    20 Comments
    2024/11/06
    17:48 UTC

    51

    sonichu condones the hitting of the zaza™

    1 Comment
    2024/11/06
    17:37 UTC

    4

    Was the election stream last night any good?

    Didn’t watch it, did anything funny or memorable happen or was it just more of Chris sitting there saying nothing.

    7 Comments
    2024/11/06
    17:17 UTC

    20

    Sentinel Prime

    E

    9 Comments
    2024/11/06
    17:12 UTC

    633

    get ready for a fit of tard rage

    226 Comments
    2024/11/06
    16:37 UTC

    111

    Chris is going say this was forseen.

    "And in four more years, we'll have president Lisa Simpson!"

    37 Comments
    2024/11/06
    16:18 UTC

    123

    Proof that Chris chan is not actually Jesus

    If he actually was an all powerful creator deity of Earth, Kamala would have been able to win at his will. In the bible it says all happens at the will of God. But Kamala didn't win. Therefor something happened that he did not will. Therefor Chris chan isn't Jesus.

    35 Comments
    2024/11/06
    15:12 UTC

    233

    Pmurt

    27 Comments
    2024/11/06
    11:46 UTC

    353

    It's official: The US Vice President elect is now younger than Chris

    Just let that sink in. Chris is also already more than half the age of Bob when he (Bob) died. And yet he's accomplished absolutely nothing in his life at nearly 43.

    84 Comments
    2024/11/06
    10:44 UTC

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    Am I the only one

    I know this probably will be a unpopular opinion but I kinda feel bad for the guy, imo I think if he had better parents he would probably have came out different now we just have this sorry sack of a man, I hope it's not too late for some person be his daddy and have him grow up before he ends on the streets (btw I only have had a brief introduction to the lore through a 3 hour video by turkey tom so please excuse me if I am not that well versed)

    Also if he stops being trans and hating men that would be a start

    10 Comments
    2024/11/06
    09:11 UTC

    23

    The best election commentator

    34 Comments
    2024/11/06
    06:39 UTC

    125

    She Came For CWC: the good ending

    16 Comments
    2024/11/06
    02:44 UTC

    69

    What is this photo for Clyde Cash?

    Who is pictured here? Explain the troll. Clearly a woman dressed up so I am curious who this is if it is even Gregg mays.

    30 Comments
    2024/11/05
    22:19 UTC

    3

    It's a battle of madness!! Which will be more incomprehensible!?

    The Minecraft end text or Chris being Chris?

    https://youtu.be/jvEl1G9Da-A

    0 Comments
    2024/11/05
    17:17 UTC

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