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r/ChrisChanSonichu Come watch Chris Chan Sonichu, the Original Autistic Virgin with Rage. Mother fucking MOTHERFUCKER. Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu from CWCville! Yes, he fucked his mother. Have a seat.

  • Visit the CWCki (sonichu.com) for answers to frequently asked questions.

You're not a good guy for telling Chris The Merge is real.
You're not a good guy for telling Chris you stopped The Merge.
There aren't any good guys here.

The institution that has guardianship over Chris and monitors his mental/emotional health decides what he can and can't be exposed to. If you communicate with him you can post it here. DON'T come here asking us how to find him.



Rules

  1. Anything may be removed without telling you shit. That includes you.
  2. Submissions must be CWC related:
  • Don't post "I found a new Chris" bullshit.
  • Don't add "Chris" to random shit & pretend it's topical.
  • Post "The Classic" shirt in r/The_Classic, NOT HERE. It's tired.
  • Posting images of Fanta, CWC initials, pickles, yellow Sonic, etc. will be removed.
  • AI content? Fuck that garbage, it's not allowed here either.
  • "What if Chris...?" speculative nonsense posts will be removed. Post those on /r/What_If_Chris.
  • Fuck your NEW Discord every other week. STFU.
  • This is not Kiwi Farms. Doxx isn't allowed on reddit.
  • This is not /r/MLP. Sensitivity weakens us & will be culled. We'll ban you before being forced to baby sit.
  • We aren't here to help brainstorm your troll idea. Fuck off with your attempt to be part of "Christory".
  • Don't dictate s/he or trans status on Chris. Arguing how another user genders Chris [any side] is stupid.
  • Duplicate threads. Take a look and search the sub before running to make a post of some shit you think you found first.
  • Avoid spamming
  • The only other rules are Reddit's site-wide rules. You agreed to tons of shit when you registered. Mainly:
    • You told reddit you're 18+ upon entering here. We are essentially considered a porn sub.
    • No posts about/with children.
    • Don't tell people to hurt themselves.
    • Don't threaten to hurt anyone physically.
    • Don't use "Identity Slurs" (sex/uality race, religion, etc.).
    • Don't doxx ANYONE.
  • Have fun.


  • The CWCki

    A one-stop destination for all the questions you're about to regret knowing the answer to.



    Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History

    -- by GenoSamuel2



    r/The_Classic

    put your pictures of Chris' shirt in there. NOT HERE.

    r/Fanta

    post Fanta in r/Fanta, NOT HERE. They need us.

    r/What_If_Chris

    put your stupid CWC "What If" shit in there. NOT HERE.

    r/CWCville_Adventures

    put your pitiful fanfic garbage in there. NOT HERE.



    u/Kleenexuser3 is selling 3D printed replica Sonichu Medallions and matching earrings! Buy it, you naive pickle fuck!

    u/Agile-Ad-4824 made an etsy thing for a nice Sonichu embroidered sweatshirt. Buy it, you naive pickle fuck!

    u/CheckableReality repacked "Sonichu" in 3 volumes. chris' print errors were corrected. Yes it includes the "adult chronicles". Buy it, you naive pickle fuck!



    We have friends! Look...

    /r/GenoSamuel
    /r/Channit
    /r/4chan
    /r/Cringetopia
    /r/IsabellaLorettaJanke
    /r/The_Classic
    /r/What_If_Chris



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    Arguing about Chris' gender/sexual identity is pointless. It doesn't fucking matter what pronouns you use. Use whatever helps you express your thoughts. Or use whatever is appropriate for the saga you're discussing.

    I'm trashing our joke rule about banning people for mis-mis-gendering chris, and changing it to:

    • "Arguing about how a user genders chris [for either side] is banable".


    Nobody here cares about your NEW Discord every other fucking week. STFU. r/ChrisChanSonichu doesn't have a Discord of it's own because nothing good happens in Discord. Every Discord group is just a new cult trying to gain Chris' attention & show off how much influence they have over him. They just want YouTube fame by leeching off Chris. We want nothing to do with your Discord. Don't advertise your fucking cringey sperg-filled Discord channel here. Fuck off.



    This is an adult subreddit

    Don't bother telling us you're not really a teen and how unfair this is. I don't want you participating here, nor any of your friends following you in here. The more you complain, the creepier you sound. Administration can pretend you're not a problem; I won't.



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    Is anyone else genuinely terrified of Jacob Sockness?

    I don't know if it's his appearance, his childlike demeanor, the fact that he's a satanist, or how even Chris is freaked out by him, but Just looking at pictures of the guy makes my skin crawl

    If I saw Jacob in real life, I'd run away from his as fast as I could.

    48 Comments
    2025/02/02
    01:20 UTC

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    What is Chris’s opinion on Sonic X?

    Sonic X was a totally cool cartoon, I liked it as a kid and I like it now. Just wondering if there are any sources as to what Chris’s opinion on Sonic X was, or if it possibly influenced the Sonichu comic in any way.

    15 Comments
    2025/02/01
    01:21 UTC

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    This is the last thing I'd expect to see at a WWE event

    64 Comments
    2025/01/31
    23:00 UTC

    157

    Sup’ ladies

    Old profile pic from Chris’s Facebook WAY back in the day

    34 Comments
    2025/01/31
    22:35 UTC

    33

    My drawing from the now deleted FNF singstar challenge

    It's unfortunate the mod got canceled but this was one of the models they had of Alec. Got bored one day and decided to draw it

    2 Comments
    2025/01/31
    17:15 UTC

    100

    Chris' Autism Tutorial is wild

    It might be one of the highest effort projects (by Chris standards) that he ever put out. But it's just so unhinged in the things he says about having autism.

    Like how people with severe facial deformities are horrifying.

    Real empathetic, Chris.

    28 Comments
    2025/01/31
    12:29 UTC

    13

    A ghost hunter did a video on the medallion

    10 Comments
    2025/01/31
    04:31 UTC

    25

    I came across this interview with Liquid, talking about Cancer. It was made for a video Contest.

    7 Comments
    2025/01/31
    00:51 UTC

    0

    Day trip to Charlottesville and Ruckersville?

    Who thinks this would be super fun? Seeing CWC locations IRL has to be on the bucket list of any true Christorian!! 🔥 🙏

    6 Comments
    2025/01/30
    16:56 UTC

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    Has there ever been a time where Chris has truly shown remorse?

    Only time I can think of is when ever that guy said that shit to him about his mom via the PTT, Chris did stop for a brief moment and looked like he really thought about it

    50 Comments
    2025/01/30
    21:23 UTC

    36

    Moments from Christory that don't get brought up/discussed enough?

    For me it's the time during the Classic Era when Chris wanted Mimms' girlfriend murdered purely out of jealousy/spite.

    You heard right. Chris wanted someone he never met dead in order to hurt the person he was 'actually' mad at.

    68 Comments
    2025/01/30
    11:56 UTC

    13

    Chris Chan reaper indoctrination theory confirmed?

    4 Comments
    2025/01/30
    04:47 UTC

    117

    Favourite Chris Chan Self-Owns?

    Mine has to be his "Do you know why they call it the X-Box 360? Because you see it, do a 360 and walk away." quote.

    A quote Chris did not coin but surely took credit for.

    Because it shows that Chris doesn't understand what degrees are.

    50 Comments
    2025/01/29
    18:59 UTC

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    How likely is it to see another Chris troll in 2025?

    24 Comments
    2025/01/29
    16:39 UTC

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    The smartest (and most fucked up) thing Chris has ever done...

    Anyone remember Johnnie Cochran and the oj trial, when he got oj to put on the glove, and it didn't fit because of the rubber gloves, and the fact Simpson was hopped up on blood pressure pills and bloated up?!

    Think of Chris.

    Chris was known to frequent sex workers, and used protection. Barb was fucking no one, only Bob, and he has been dead for a minute. Why would Chris not rawdog someone, especially someone like barb with a limited sex history?! Chris knew the evidence to rape would have been stuck up that dusty ass canal on his mom.

    Don't let him fool you. That bastard is smart

    13 Comments
    2025/01/29
    14:50 UTC

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    Times Chris had an autistic meltdown?

    Times that come to mind are when he Curseyehameha'd Mary Lee Walsh, when he screamed "Noooooooooo!!" At the Fashion Square Mall during the Hannah date, and when he went into his Hedgehog Defensive Stance at Too Many Games.

    Any others?

    49 Comments
    2025/01/29
    11:44 UTC

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    How it feels to be a Chris Chan fan in this arc

    Artist: TW/X: @grlpunkmtlsonic

    22 Comments
    2025/01/29
    03:27 UTC

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    Bob Chandler Sr. And his youngest children

    bob Sr. With his 4 children (Jimmy Chandler), (Joan Chandler) (Elaine Chandler) (Leethel Chandler)

    October 1969

    10 Comments
    2025/01/28
    22:29 UTC

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    Taking multiple years to get an associates degree in college isn't necessarily bad on its own. Numerous students have understandable reasons. Rather, it's Chris screwing around is WHY it's pathetic.

    Chris Chan taking 5 years to finish his associates degree is considered on his wiki to be an example of his stupidity and/or laziness. Personally, I think that's a little too harsh, at least on behalf of people who also take a while to complete their 2-year degree. Rather, it's WHY it took so long for the oaf is what makes it's pathetic.

    There can be plenty of understandable reasons why students take it slow. They can be working a part-time job and are only taking one, two, or a few classes per semester. Maybe they have special needs. Maybe they don't want to be overwhelmed with so many assignments at once. Maybe they are trying to budget (college can be expensive AF). Or any other legit reason. Just because you take a few years to complete an associates degree doesn't make you pathetic like Chris Chan.

    His issue was that he was lazy and was a complete @$$. He didn't work at a job or anything important to help his family. And while he did and still has special needs, that's no excuse for him being rude. He was being homophobic and disrespectful in other ways towards his peers (to the point where he was kicked out classes), got into fights with the freaking Dean, Mary Lee Walsh (who is a very gracious and kind lady, despite what Chris says otherwise) to the point of being suspended, and other reasons I can't remember on top of my head.

    In short, it's okay to take your time with a 2-year degree. Don't overburden yourself. Just try to make the most of your time doing important things and especially don't misbehave like Chris did.

    54 Comments
    2025/01/28
    17:37 UTC

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    Most underHATED Christory piece?

    I find Chris's obsession with Crystal and dismissal of Chris's actual siblings: Cole, David, Liquid and Carol, in favour of a shitty fictional twin kinda asshole-ish.

    91 Comments
    2025/01/28
    16:05 UTC

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    Sonichu x Smiling friends fan art

    10 Comments
    2025/01/28
    13:44 UTC

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    Stealing OCs

    One of the things that piss me off about Chris is his audacity to steal other people’s OCs without their permission. I don’t know why he does but I bet he’s got some delusional explanation as fucking always. As an OC maker myself if he stole mine, I’d chew him the fuck out for doing so. Why exactly does he do this?

    22 Comments
    2025/01/28
    12:55 UTC

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    I genuinely like Chris

    Maybe something is wrong with me but I just do. Not that I see him as perfect or a great person. Just quirky, fascinating and oddly likeable.

    I think part of the reason CWC is so famous is an underlying likeability that most people don't realize is there all along, keeping them invested.

    If CWC was purely disgusting and repulsive people wouldn't have focused so much time and energy on him.

    68 Comments
    2025/01/28
    03:11 UTC

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    Idea Guy’s Level of Influence

    As protective as CwC is/was of all his creations, it’s strange to me how the idea guys were able to influence Chris’s own characters and his entire world. Even more so, CwC sent them thousands of dollars. I know Chris is gullible and easy to manipulate, but for some reason this felt beyond his usual boundaries.

    Ive have a head-theory for a whole that CwC was/is so chronically lonely that when he got any interaction online whatsoever, he enjoyed it or never ignored it. During that Saga we can how annoyed he is with his mom and how he basically can’t stand it anytime she talks to him. (although that didn’t stop him from other thihgs.)

    My point is, something about how the idea guys interacted with him via the CPU goddess anime lore(?) as a means of control is very odd, even for CwC.

    13 Comments
    2025/01/28
    02:28 UTC

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    Jazz marathon

    Does anyone have a link or a Playlist of bobs marathon? I'm just curious i need something to listen to while I'm at work

    4 Comments
    2025/01/28
    01:53 UTC

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    The MLP animation he mentioned is about dealing with the death of a family member at Christmas. Considering that Bob, Aunt Corrina and Patti died nowhere near Christmas and the "I don't want to say more because I'm keeping personal details offline nowadays.", could Barb have passed away last month?

    74 Comments
    2025/01/28
    00:57 UTC

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