this is somewhat of a specific and Random thing I have noticed, but it has always stood out as extremely weird to me. Despite the Sonic franchise seemingly being at least 60% of the reason of Chris’s existence, I have not heard him once mention Tails even in passing when talking about Sonic. He talks about Amy all the time, he’s brought up knuckles and shadow, but I don’t think I’ve ever even once heard him mention Tails the Fox.

This is especially interesting and confusing to me because of the Era of Sonic he grew up on, due to the sega sweepstakes he won, we know he watched the adventure’s of Sonic the hedgehog cartoon where tails was a direct main character, and most of the Sonic games that would have been around at the time would have mostly only been Sonic & tails as the main focus. Considering how fanatically obsessed he is with the Sonic franchise, I find it very odd that he hasn’t seemed to mention or draw one of the most iconic characters even once. He doesn’t even seem to have a weird CWCville ripoff version of tails which he seems to do with every character or person that remotely catches his attention. Does he just not like tails or something? Or is there a mention of him I’m forgetting?

I love this clip from the Geno doc intro but what’s it from? anyone have a link to the full video?

has it ever been explained why chris made these videos? was it just random access humour? i think about them often

i’ve never posted this shit to this sub (or really anywhere) but here it is, i went to Antarctica in February with my grandpa and brought two of my Sonichu comics (Sonichu issue 0 and issue 10 (pic not included of issue 10 but i have one i swear)) Anyway maybe Sonichu has been on all 7 continents? making history for Sonichu i hope.

PS i couldn’t get over the icewall i tried

Im Canadian, but I’m actually wondering how he’d adapt and get use to the socioeconomics of my country, while also curious how each province would bring a new experience for him and how the residents would react to him and his antics. I dont wanna reveal where I’m from though.

I used to be one of those people who believed in the innocence of childhood and how wonderful it was to be a child again. Now that I've discovered Chris, who is basically an eight-year-old autistic child trapped in an adult's body, I'm so happy to have grown up. Chris has shown me that growing up is actually beautiful, because that's the only way you can truly understand the world and develop empathy. I certainly had fewer worries as a child, but it's still better to be a functional adult than to act like Chris.

She’s cute but such a bitch

This was uploaded a few hours ago. It offers a brief recap of Chris's history up until the false pregnancy. The channel host pretty much informs everyone (to the surprise of no one), that Chris is a disturbed individual.

It'd be one thing that Chris considers his Sonichu and CWCville crap to be real according to him but he considers everything drawn (such as anime, cartoons, comics, manga) to be real and exist in a parallel universe. This could explain why he had more issues with End of Evangelion compared to Saw: The former was hand-drawn and ergo "real" and the latter was live-action and thus he can write it off as "hollywood magic" even though it's far more explicit and disturbing.

From what I’ve seen, in the recent videos with Flutter, some guy pretended to be a fan of him while taping, but the way he interacted with the person sounded so smug and conceited.

He one time had a genuine fan of Sonichu but he dismissed him as a troll and told him off.

This pretty much explains why people don’t try to befriend him in my opinion.

Most of the trolling attempts were relatively harmless early on compared to the later stuff that happened, but what I can’t fathom is why it took so long for people to stop once the trolling started to get extremely disgusting and the Idea Guys saga happened. I’m glad it’s finally stopped considering how awful it was getting, but it’s always baffling to me that it went on for so long

Watch the first 25 episodes through December while playing the Chris Chan drinking game:

Drink when someone dies

Chris is catfished

Chris rages

Chris says "Anyways"

Trolls appear in person or send something physical to Chris

Chris does something dumb in public

A comic is released

Bob or Barb appear

For any non-Australians here (which most of you probably are) this is a chain of electronic retailers known for hand-drawn store signage made by the employees. They don’t do as many printed signs as hand-drawn ones but they’re still creative and silly. So seeing Sonichu was unexpected but unsurprising to say the least. 😂

I’m not saying this in a “new Chris, guys!” way, more like a “No one in my real life knows who Chris is, and I wanted people to go ‘what the fuck’ with.” way. I tried to make this post short. ‘Chris-like’ behavior includes but is not limited to: Extensive collection of video games/figurines he obsesses over (will and has gone into credit card debt for it) Wears the same thing every day. (Have visually confirmed it’s because he owns 7 identical outfits.) Lives with his folks and makes no contribution except in unexplained “chores” Tells stories about how cool/badass/so much smarter he is, almost on loop. Talks down to his parents. Values high speed internet connection over anything else.

He must have been holding in the crazy when we met. It’s looking like I’ll be re-entering boyfriend-free-girl territory soon.

I read in a cwc wiki article chris cut a hole in "his taint" it doesn't explain anything other than how he made it public and despite numerous reports facebook refused to take it down for violating a gore rule.

He kept saying it was a clit.

Apparently he drove to the ER and they gave him a tylenol perscription until he was true and honest and after that he went completely silent. When it was brought up again he kept saying "it's in the past and let's move on." or something.

What does it mean? What is "his taint?" It's the first time I've even heard a sentence like this. And who manipulated chris into cutting it?

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So we all know that Chris's perception of the world was entirely shaped by TV and movies. Has anyone actually tried to identify what precise piece of media influenced what trope in Chris's lore?

i.e., the idea of personifying all his graduation trauma/drama into Count Graduon must've come from a teen movie or some shit, same goes for the attraction sign

After Chris did it with his mom, Null (who had been monitoring Chris especially in the post-Idea Guys era) wiped his hands clean of Chris and the Watchmen disbanded owing to drama that was occurring around that same time (fueled in part by the fallout from the incest). Considering that Null and his guys were closely monitoring Chris (including exposing and doxxing those who tried to contact Chris for the purpose of getting directly involved in his life for their own ends), is there still some kind of "guard dogs" that actively monitor Chris and vet out his emails so they can try to expose anyone who dare do that to deter those from doing so?

I'm watching the GenoSamuel2.1 documentary, and part 21 talks about the weening/trolling phone calls they'd get to their home phone. He says it went on for years.

Why didn't they just change the number, or even better, get a second phone number? That way Chris could still call home when he needed to, which I don't imagine was very often (saying that, maybe it was more often than normal due to his 'special circumstances').

How does it function? It started to break down in Chris's 20's. Chris has abused it in every possible:

Drinking a incomprehensible amount of soda: around 1750L or 384,9 gallons in 2.5 years

only eating Fast food for around twenty years.

being lazy. So incredibly lazy. So lazy that i'm sure coma patients and people with fullbody paralisis exercise more than Chris.

the unclit, medallion enema, wearing DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS for long periods of time, eating poop, getting mauled by pets often due being a terrible owner, singing kareoke

Chris has taken 10 million different medications for years, and Chris strikes me as someone who takes a dose, forgets to do it for 3 days, and then takes 5 days worth of doses all at once.

living in a biohazard that the health department of green county should have condemmed.

having food stored in the resident evil fridge alongside moldy Navy

wearing a moldy biohazard that has caused the end of all life. (I have foreseen and foreknown it)

Being really fat.

AND YET CHRIS IS STILL ALIVE.