/r/ChrisChanSonichu
r/ChrisChanSonichu Come watch Chris Chan Sonichu, the Original Autistic Virgin with Rage. Mother fucking MOTHERFUCKER. Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu from CWCville! Yes, he fucked his mother. Have a seat.
You're not a good guy for telling Chris The Merge is real.
You're not a good guy for telling Chris you stopped The Merge.
There aren't any good guys here.
The institution that has guardianship over Chris and monitors his mental/emotional health decides what he can and can't be exposed to. If you communicate with him you can post it here. DON'T come here asking us how to find him.
A one-stop destination for all the questions you're about to regret knowing the answer to.
-- by GenoSamuel2
put your pictures of Chris' shirt in there. NOT HERE.
post Fanta in r/Fanta, NOT HERE. They need us.
put your stupid CWC "What If" shit in there. NOT HERE.
put your pitiful fanfic garbage in there. NOT HERE.
u/Kleenexuser3 is selling 3D printed replica Sonichu Medallions and matching earrings! Buy it, you naive pickle fuck!
u/Agile-Ad-4824 made an etsy thing for a nice Sonichu embroidered sweatshirt. Buy it, you naive pickle fuck!
u/CheckableReality repacked "Sonichu" in 3 volumes. chris' print errors were corrected. Yes it includes the "adult chronicles". Buy it, you naive pickle fuck!
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/r/Channit
/r/4chan
/r/Cringetopia
/r/IsabellaLorettaJanke
/r/The_Classic
/r/What_If_Chris
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Arguing about Chris' gender/sexual identity is pointless. It doesn't fucking matter what pronouns you use. Use whatever helps you express your thoughts. Or use whatever is appropriate for the saga you're discussing.
I'm trashing our joke rule about banning people for mis-mis-gendering chris, and changing it to:
Nobody here cares about your NEW Discord every other fucking week. STFU. r/ChrisChanSonichu doesn't have a Discord of it's own because nothing good happens in Discord. Every Discord group is just a new cult trying to gain Chris' attention & show off how much influence they have over him. They just want YouTube fame by leeching off Chris. We want nothing to do with your Discord. Don't advertise your fucking cringey sperg-filled Discord channel here. Fuck off.
Don't bother telling us you're not really a teen and how unfair this is. I don't want you participating here, nor any of your friends following you in here. The more you complain, the creepier you sound. Administration can pretend you're not a problem; I won't.
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Yet another CWCki image, these things are a stand-up routine
For context, you know that Christmas song from Chris Chan called (All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend)?: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6azwhe8xhVI&pp=ygUZQ2hyaXMgY2hhbiBjaHJpc210YXMgc29uZw%3D%3D
Well, I just realised that he's singing over a rendition of (All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth), but what I'm curious about is, who was the singer or musician who made the rendition that Chris is singing over with his own lyrics?
If you know the version of the two front teeth song playing in the background, please leave a comment on my post.
Also having drums with snare drum and kick drum only. Also probably the keyboard doesn't have enough keys.
Where do people find the comics to read? Me and my friends are gonna read through them and I need to find said comics please.
So, we all know the manchild isn't exactly all there in the ol' think-tank, but do you think he's actually seeing and hallucinating these magi-chans and Sonichus and all these other characters in his own mind? Is he just pretending? Or is all of this just a coping mechanism? I felt almost bad watching the video of him dancing by himself, but I gotta know whats going on through this guys mind when he does this stuff in public.
(when I uploaded it to Tumblr I hadn't realized that I forgot the shadows below...too stupid)
Transformers.
Chris's "No one is ever really gone" comes from Transformers.
Optimus is fatally killed to death in the movie.
Then he gets better in season 3.
And we know Chris has watched both and cried when Optimus past away and died, from the Ryan Cash video.
I think this right here is what sparked Chris to not accept death. Wanting Optimus back, and then he did return.
This would lead to Patty going to CWCville after death, Bob going to CWCville, Tehd Buhndichu going to CWCville.
Maybe they have a switch that turns off Chris's internet?
Like that meme status woman who went "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" on live TV back in 2016 when Trump won.
If Robert Kennedy audits the abuses of specious diagnosis then Chris Chan is going have his tug-boat taken away from him for failing to qualify as autistic or (as per his recent evaluation) in any way at all disabled mentally or otherwise. BACK TO WENDYS
Didn’t watch it, did anything funny or memorable happen or was it just more of Chris sitting there saying nothing.
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"And in four more years, we'll have president Lisa Simpson!"
If he actually was an all powerful creator deity of Earth, Kamala would have been able to win at his will. In the bible it says all happens at the will of God. But Kamala didn't win. Therefor something happened that he did not will. Therefor Chris chan isn't Jesus.
Just let that sink in. Chris is also already more than half the age of Bob when he (Bob) died. And yet he's accomplished absolutely nothing in his life at nearly 43.
I know this probably will be a unpopular opinion but I kinda feel bad for the guy, imo I think if he had better parents he would probably have came out different now we just have this sorry sack of a man, I hope it's not too late for some person be his daddy and have him grow up before he ends on the streets (btw I only have had a brief introduction to the lore through a 3 hour video by turkey tom so please excuse me if I am not that well versed)
Also if he stops being trans and hating men that would be a start
Who is pictured here? Explain the troll. Clearly a woman dressed up so I am curious who this is if it is even Gregg mays.
The Minecraft end text or Chris being Chris?