The rules are

-Chris chan would have to have been born early enough that most of his drama would've happenned atleast during the age of brain-rot slop

-Sonicchu cannot be removed

-His trolls have to also be born early enough that they'd be the age they trolled chris at

-He has to be mapulated into thinking the dimensional merge is going happen at the end (in whatever god forsaken state it'll be in at this point)

-You can't just say everything would happen extactly as it did before

The short version of what a tulpa (or thought form) is, it's this phenomena where a you will a being into existence by meditating on its image, giving it as many details as possible about its appearance, personality, history, what have you. If you meditate on it continuously enough, you'll begin to see it pop in and out of existence, and if you keep going, it'll start to solidify and eventually other people will start to see flashes of it too. Then, if you give it enough power through your sheer will, it'll appear anytime it wants and eventually it starts to get sinister.

This is something that I've only heard stories of Buddhist monks being able to do, with years of effort, and there was one case where a group of people got together constantly to meditate and create a guy named Tom or something. If you Google it, there's some pretty interesting cases. Whether or not these incidents are true or just some crap somebody came up with, that's a different discussion.

Of course, my point is, imagine that Chris spent so much time creating and drawing Sonichu, designing a whole world around him and making years worth of history about Sonichu's life and characteristics, that one day Sonichu actually appeared to him. And that's what made him believe all this incredibly strange multi universe stuff, the merge and everything. Since he has some very basic knowledge of paranormal spirituality, imagine if he also found out about tulpas and has actually tried to create a real-life Sonichu at some point.

I feel like if he knew what a tulpa was he'd have talked about it at some point, but let's hope that he doesn't. The last thing we need is an evil pseudo-realistic Sonichu wreaking havoc on our universe.

What if Chris had crawled into Santa's sack as an infant and when he got back to the North Pole two gay elves in a civil partnership had adopted him and raised him as a toy making elf?

Elf Chris has unsupervised internet access so he can upload content and trolls can still have access to him.

So Chris Chan, Megan, Micheal Synder, Liquid Chris and his brother, Mary Lee walsh, Pickle man, Blue Spike (who is all grown up) Surf Shack Tito, Clyde Cash, Lars, Alec Benson, Isabella Janke and The idea guys are magically telepored to a fighting area.

Chris on one side and his "rouges galley" on the other side....

How would it go down......

If they got into a fight who would win?

How would they get along?

How would he play

This one is more of a what if as we all know Chris would never play but how do you think Chris would play Mass Effect. Like who do you think he would romance, would he be more Paragon or Renegade, and what ending would you think he would chose. And what things would you think he would pick to add to the comics.

Let’s say that a group of film producers gave in to Chris’ demands and decided to do a reasonable budgeted live action film based off the first couple issues of Sonichu.

Then Chris as the creator shows up to a midnight screening to promote and congratulate the production to an audience of a thousand people.

The film plays, and right off the bat people start cringing and laughing at the whole thing as an embarrassments. Similar to what happened to Tommy Wiseau and The Room.

Im tired of people acting like the only reason Chan does things is due to mental illness and autism. I truly think that Chris is just a demented sexual predator who will do anything to get his nut off. He 100% knew blue spike was a little kid he enjoyed that. He loved the idea that bluespike and clyde thought he was oblivious for it made his job as child pedo easier. However, the only way he knew he could keep doing the phone sex and other terrible things were to play into the trolling, so he acted oblivious, still getting to have "Sex" with a minor so it was a win win. Even the medallion thing who is to say Chris wouldn't of done if it Bluespike didn't ask him as Julie.

With that, all the girlfriend bs, Chris 100% knew they were not girls every single time, minus a few where a was and the girl was just lying ex: Isabella. Im saying that when ever Chris was being trolled back in the day, before Jankee and the mom drop, he knew none of them were real women. He got his sexual pleasure by messaging teenage boys. However, the only way any boy would message Chris is to troll him, so of course he plays into it, half the time troll is just playing into Chrisses sexual desires again for him is a win win and for any pedophile.

The only time Chris stopped playing into these online trolls who were acting as his "girls" was right when he dropped the dream about boning his mom. Him being trolled on mumble died down for he needed a new vice, he started fucking his mom. He tried to keep it a secert but in 2021 he couldn't, he is a smart sexual predator but everyone at some time messes up and confesses some shit, to which he did with Jankee. He then got arrest and soon after that started hanging with flutter and you tell me if she looks comfortable in that relationship.

In conclusion Chris is autistic, however the smart demonic kind. He has never been trolled he has been doing the trolling, not to be funny but for his own sexual pleasure. Think about it, every pedo loves messaging sexual things to little boys they go through hoops and bounds to do it. Chris had dozens if not hundreds of teenage boys flooding him with messages, a pedos dream.

i was watching the police cam body footage recently again and honestly the way they were talking makes me believe chris may have like schizophrenia or something? i have no idea if anyone else feels that way

part of me thinks if that’s the fact then part of me feels bad for them (i don’t feel bad for them though because schizophrenia or not incest isn’t cool)

i’m not trying to diagnose them but sometimes i wonder if that’s why they act the way they do.

anyone else feel the same?

I got my own ideas but I want you guys speak for yourselves.

What scenarios do you imagine?

As the self proclaimed messiah goddess of the dimensional merge and CWCville?

He gets a job at Freddy Fazbears Pizza and has to work for an entire week.

I do not think Chris would remember to stop drop and roll after his briefs catch aflame.

He's a US born citizen and is of running age, what would happen if he tried to run? Or better yet, what would happen if he won?

Let's there's 2 scenarios

1. CWCville was always real

2. Chris actually built CWCville as an actual town