/r/ArizonaSportsHell

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It's 125 degrees outside and half the state is hooked on Mexican black tar heroin but at least we have our great sports teams...

My vision for this subreddit was to aggregate Arizona Sports' worst moments so we can discuss them. It will hopefully be a mix of classic moments of heartbreak and despair combined with the current horror we are facing. I also want this to be a refuge for people who want to channel their anger about the current state of Arizona Sports.

  • Please vote so our content list is truly reflective of popular opinion when sorted by top.

  • Text posts are certainly welcome. Rant and rave all you want!

  • I also want to hear about shitty memories that you have associated with these teams as well.

  • Quote post any ridiculous and over the top comments that illustrate the depths of despair that our fanbase is going through.

When we finally win a championship in one of the big 4, we will ceremoniously destroy this subreddit.

Scrolling from the bottom up at this stage might be better because I posted a ton of content at the same time. Since there is no voting yet, the more infamous ones are towards the bottom.

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It’s gonna be a long season

13 Comments
2024/10/04
14:29 UTC

62

Aged like milk

This is the moment I KNEW we were doomed. I opened fb and was greeted with this BS. A game later we had the 8-0 epic meltdown and the rest is history lol

2 Comments
2024/10/01
00:01 UTC

44

The Diamondbacks are eliminated from 2024 Postseason Contention after achieving a 3-way tying record of 89-73

Why do I have to suffer

4 Comments
2024/09/30
23:11 UTC

129

Diamondbacks miss the playoffs after having the best offense in the league with 97% playoff chances at one point

pain. snakes dead.

14 Comments
2024/09/30
23:11 UTC

39

K1 and the cardinals blown out by Jayden daniels and Kliff Kingsbury on their return to the desert

Score: Commanders 42, Cardinals 14

Pain.....

3 Comments
2024/09/29
23:02 UTC

96

Current relations with our neighboring states

4 Comments
2024/09/27
13:50 UTC

38

these diamondbacks

fucking help me

1 Comment
2024/09/25
03:01 UTC

24

Who's ready for us to not win again?Me!

0 Comments
2024/09/04
15:15 UTC

108

The Rattlers win their seventh championship in franchise history!

2 Comments
2024/08/18
02:08 UTC

10

Ain’t no way

This guy was supposed to save us

0 Comments
2024/05/19
01:00 UTC

25

I asked AI to make a song about being an Arizona Sports fan

4 Comments
2024/05/04
15:28 UTC

45

This month in ArizonaSportsHell - Coyotes moved to Utah, Tucson Roadrunners swept in 1st round of AHL playoffs, Suns swept in 1st round of NBA playoffs & superfan MR ORNG accused of child sex crimes, DBacks secure losing record in April

Father please deliver us from hell

7 Comments
2024/04/29
06:37 UTC

88

To Recap…

Dbacks get gentleman’s swept in the world series

Cardinals go 4-13

Suns debut “big three” to only have a regular season full of injuries and zero chemistry

Coyotes get fucking yeeted from the state.

Dbacks start out the season on the IR and are 3 games behind 500.

and now the Suns s go through their annual humiliation ritual and skip the gentlemans part to get outright swept while being utterly disrespected on their homecourt by the T-Wolves on national television…

Marvin Harrison Jr please save us.

11 Comments
2024/04/29
05:04 UTC

113

This land is cursed

6 Comments
2024/04/28
05:15 UTC

30

Our teams always dead last. This land is cursed.

1 Comment
2024/04/20
16:08 UTC

64

Per multiple sources, the Coyotes have been informed that relocation to Salt Lake City is Real

11 Comments
2024/04/13
01:23 UTC

14

Here we are again

Who’s watching this game, I can’t do this anymore

4 Comments
2024/04/10
02:48 UTC

37

Not only did the Suns lose to the Rockets last night, but Devin Booker has a right ankle sprain, Royce O’Neele has an ankle sprain, Jusuf Nurkic has a neck sprain, and we have the toughest schedule in the league after last night.

3 Comments
2024/03/03
15:49 UTC

53

The Coyotes have now lost 13 games in a row, with no location officially announced yet for a new arena.

I am struggling

3 Comments
2024/02/28
02:47 UTC

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