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IS THIS SUBREDDIT FAKE AND OR CONTAMINATED?

You bet your ass it is.

Welcome to Asian Beauty Circle Jerk, your home for the silliest memes relating to Asian Beauty you can find!

The rules are simple, no meanness.

This is not a space to make fun of specific users, this is a place to be silly and poke fun at ourselves. Any post found to be directed at a specific user or users will be removed and repeat offenders banned.

For the people, by the people!


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/r/ABCJ

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DO. NOT. MENTION. THE. WEST.

DO NOT MENTION WESTERN PRODUCTS BACKED BY STUDIES IN A THREAD ABOUT ANTI AGING!!!!!!!!!!! ~~~~~~ uwu sowwy here we only deal in dubious animal secretions and borderline homeopathic herbal solutions with names longer than an Ulta receipt thaaaaanks. ** _ ** anyway for you dilapidated sun damaged 25 year olds I suggest your:skinisugly moonbeam snail centella science activated bifida licorice fermented racoon fat serum ampoule lotion whitening brightening essence oil-in-cream PA ++$$+++

0 Comments
2020/02/14
22:24 UTC

38

Hyalowonic acid >o<

Guys I just drew this comic about a facial procedure that is definitely not an ad. Please go to the website that only talks about Korean cosmetic procedures xoxo uwu DAE love hyaluronic snailies

2 Comments
2019/04/22
01:12 UTC

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DAE vacation in Japan????

not to flex on you pores but like I went to Japan and I found Japanese products at a Japanese store! In fact I went to many incredibly basic and obvious Japanese stores to buy really average Japanese products while I was here in Japan. I even used real Japanese yen. Here's a Japanese haul of my Japanese products on my Japanese bed spread in my Japanese hotel. Konnichiwa bitches

5 Comments
2018/11/12
05:31 UTC

76

The Sub Is Dead

Y'all must have turned 30 and died.

I averted death of old age by making my own Biore sunscreen mask. With the glare of the white cast, I turned its own weapon upon itself fight UV with UV.

The battle is won, I say a silent prayer for y'all 30yr old ded betches.

18 Comments
2018/10/31
18:58 UTC

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I'm in Asia right now! Can you, people of the internet, tell me what to buy while I'm here?

No I don't wanna talk to the locals, I don't wanna read the ingredients, I want YOU, halfway across the world, to tell me what I should buy!

7 Comments
2018/09/21
22:14 UTC

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[Discussion]

Can we please discuss this exact category of product I need. And here is a list of 12 nonnegotiable characteristics it must have. Let us all do my research for me DISCUSS like never before.

P.s. this is a post that fosters DISCUSSION my snaily bees. The DHT is for those clueless pores who don't use SPF at night amirite? ;))

3 Comments
2018/05/27
23:19 UTC

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OMG I found Asian products! In an Asian store! In an Asian country!

In Asia!

3 Comments
2018/03/24
09:57 UTC

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[FOTD] 2017 AB - 1 year of progress!

2 Comments
2017/12/30
22:56 UTC

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[Semi-serious] We got some hypocrites up in here

Not in ABCJ but in the skin care and AB communities. For as many posts as I see about "my mom/brother/father/grandmother's third cousin made me feel bad about my acne/redness/wrinkles" I see a ton of posts about "how can I get my boyfriend/mom/best friend into skincare lol I know I can help them bc I read a few threads and I'm practically a derm" and it's like ??? how can you say in one sentence "no one except derms can give you advice and to point out issues is rude" and then turn around and say "my mom has hella wrinkles bc she's old and I know that if I make her an anti-aging snail gift basket for her old pruney face, she'll love it" maybe your mom is prematurely aged bc she has to deal with your bs :/

Anyway, I didn't know where else to say this.

11 Comments
2017/12/12
02:02 UTC

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Can I use my sebum as a cleanser?

If so, would I just squeegee it off of my face and then cleanse?

6 Comments
2017/11/14
00:05 UTC

56

I'm thinking about replacing all the water I use with Stratia Liquid Gold

I know it's not technically AB but ... I want my moisture barrier to have a moisture barrier. A moisture force field, if you will.

6 Comments
2017/11/13
09:56 UTC

19

DAE wait until after breakfast to wash your face?

I'm so silly lol

4 Comments
2017/11/11
03:22 UTC

26

______ now carries AB!

But I'm still getting my stuff from eBay. lol

4 Comments
2017/11/10
20:21 UTC

14

can anyone else relate??????

1 Comment
2017/11/07
14:10 UTC

18

PSA TJ Maxx and Target carry AB now!

No, you're contaminated.

5 Comments
2017/10/26
01:13 UTC

30

DAE wash their face?

Title.

10 Comments
2017/10/24
04:36 UTC

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I'm so offended by K Beauty. Take your colourism somewhere else.

Like, the foundation undertones and shades are so limited? I can't even with their skin lightening products. That's colorism, right? So offensive. Don't get me started with K brows.

5 Comments
2017/10/04
18:36 UTC

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I have been betrayed by a cosmetic company and I need someone to hold me.

They did something I don't like and now I don't know if I can go on.

Please tell me I am not alone.

Has anyone else's life been ruined by a reformulation???

Please share your stories of over coming this tragic event. I need all the support I can get.

12 Comments
2017/10/02
22:05 UTC

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