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The TREE tiers of makeup

I am the Tree tiers of makeup. Growing Goddess-y makeup from my Giving Branches. Spreading beauty to the world. I am over 500 years old. I have been here since almost like, Cleopatra and stuff.

I give and give and give. I spread my gnarled old branches and offer the dewy fruits of my labor. Behold my many applicators. โœจ

And the squirrels and birds that live in me will always have ample cut-crease looks, perfect eyebrows, and pouty lips. ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป ๐Ÿซฆ

20 Comments
2024/11/13
00:05 UTC

197

Do you even KNOW about the tree tiers of makeup?

If you donโ€™t know about the three tiers of makeup, stay in your lane! Take your Space Cowboy eyeshadow from Urban Dismay & suck it, loser!

25 Comments
2024/11/12
16:49 UTC

581

Is my face too cakey? ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜ฟ

12 Comments
2024/11/12
03:15 UTC

268

ITALIAN Crushed Pearls in Everything!

Mmm yummy my Italian Crushed Pearls from ITALY

14 Comments
2024/11/12
01:01 UTC

307

First time trying French girl makeup for my France vacation ๐Ÿซถ

Hi pore, my boyfie is flying me out to Franse (don't ask where it's super exclusive) and I don't want to look like a tourist, how do I increase my french level, ps. anyone that suggests Duolingo is gonna be blocked ๐Ÿ’–

31 Comments
2024/11/10
23:20 UTC

320

Hot girls do capitalism MY way

I like brands that only use the freshest pearls from Italy! No unnatural ingredients allowed! OUR MONEY HAS POWER! I know you're here for makeup not politics but guess what! These are moral issues disguised as politics and there is no escape! If you support human rights you'll stop shopping at BIG MULTIBRAND CORPORATION A and spend at BIG MULTIBRAND CORPORATION B instead. Or small businesses whatevs. Black Friday is coming and we can fuck up their bottom line! Tell your girlies and spread the word!

Also don't shop at MAKE UP COMPANY XYZ cause I met Mr XYZ this one time and he was a meanie.

46 Comments
2024/11/10
17:57 UTC

218

PLEASE HELP ME FIND THIS PERFUME

24 Comments
2024/11/10
02:27 UTC

89

What is my face shape?

Everyone tells me a different shape.

9 Comments
2024/11/09
19:10 UTC

238

Pores, what did your man get you today? - This post was sponsored by my 20k boyfie

53 Comments
2024/11/08
18:12 UTC

63

NEW anti stress FACE CREAM for ONLY $699.99

Every of you pores has problems๐Ÿ˜Œ like having a LOT of makeup blindness or not getting a boyfie no matter how hard you try๐Ÿ˜– But did you know that these problems cause STRESS?!? (horrible, right?) And that this stress can cause WRINKLES?!? Like who would want to look a day over 25?? So WE have THE solution for you and your old ass skin๐Ÿ˜ our new anti stress face cream with 0.00000000001% crystallized crushed Italian pearls will make every of your wrinkles go away(amazing, right? ๐Ÿคฉ) And sweaty, you know that ANYTHING cheaper than this will double your wrinkles! So shop now!

Uj/I know it might be a little much for a brand ad, but a lot of the brands actually create insecurities which they claim to fix. Stress can be bad for your skin, but I don't think a face cream will fix that...

7 Comments
2024/11/08
07:23 UTC

326

What makeup would go with my Japanese features

43 Comments
2024/11/08
05:31 UTC

165

What's my makeup blindness?

5 Comments
2024/11/08
04:26 UTC

144

What is my undertone TIA

17 Comments
2024/11/08
03:22 UTC

307

How can I elevate my look?

11 Comments
2024/11/08
02:35 UTC

136

TUESDAY WEDNESDAY HEART ATTACK๐Ÿ–ค (Sharpie, Inglot, Coal- nothing matters now)

18 Comments
2024/11/06
20:15 UTC

806

Iโ€™M FINE. FINE! GREAT!

Anybody got any more

41 Comments
2024/11/06
17:00 UTC

186

Best makeup colors for whatever eye color this is?

27 Comments
2024/11/06
04:13 UTC

336

I dropped my beauty blender.

39 Comments
2024/11/06
02:51 UTC

138

I feel like I'm missing something..

12 Comments
2024/11/05
08:49 UTC

342

YOU PORES! WEAR THESE OR A RANDOM MAN ON THE INTERNET WON'T BE YOUR BOYFIE!!

Here's a few lip colors he wants you to wear! Like imagine NOT wearing makeup just to impress our boyfies๐Ÿ™„

55 Comments
2024/11/03
14:57 UTC

442

We should BOYCOTT Sephora so I can GET MORE STUFF

I am aware, just like everyone else is aware, that we are not entitled to anything. However, it IS my God-given right get luxury makeup at discount prices! I don't understand why a company that has seen exponential profit in the past few years would have LESS incentive to give customers steep discounts and not MORE! Why are they acting like a CORPORATION and not a CHARITY? It's almost as if they're greedy or something!!

Makeup is a non-essential commodity, so it's DESPICABLE that Sephora holds people HOSTAGE with their treacherous rewards programs that we don't have to participate in at all. Will someone PLEASE think of the people spending THOUSANDS to get a measly $100 in points?

NO I cannot form a cohesive argument about capitalism and consumerism in a way that doesn't revolve around me getting more stuff. YES, we COULD criticize the beauty industry for its environmental impact or for promoting overconsumption or for animal cruelty or for reinforcing problematic beauty standards. But let's be real here. It's all about ME! And I want MORE STUFF!

46 Comments
2024/11/03
05:41 UTC

548

My sister says I have old lady hands. How do I get rid of every wrinkle?

My sister told me I have the hands of an 80 year old. It bothers me I still have creases where I bend my fingers. Anyone have any products that will smooth my wrinkly old crone hands?

62 Comments
2024/10/31
15:29 UTC

822

Trying out the areola lipstick hack as a nursing mom

So i decided to try the areola hack as a nursing mom, and its soo gorgina. My dark MOM areolas are actually exactly the right shade for my lips! Obvs you pores wouldn't know how hard it is as a MOM to find good lipstick. I'm living the mom life, but i still have time to be better than you. Hashtag motherhood, hashtag momlife.

54 Comments
2024/10/30
16:42 UTC

465

I matched my lips to my outtit

42 Comments
2024/10/30
14:42 UTC

576

itโ€™s patrick ta, sweaty!

222 Comments
2024/10/29
19:30 UTC

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