/r/muacirclejerk
Welcome, beautiful white snowflakes, to the Makeup Addiction Circlejerk.
The first rule of Circlejerk is: You do not talk about Circlejerk.
/r/muacirclejerk
ya lost customers Seline. Byeee!
Ha. Gomez.
- totally not racist trumper
After YEARS of being cursed with kermit-esque green skin, being forced to concoct my own foundations with old crayons in a caldron, I found a HOLISTIC, CLEAN, way to ensure that my foundations match. I no longer have to stock my walls with blue color correctors to drown the oh-so-common yellow undertones. I have brewed up a tincture of the elusive, all healing, cure-all colloidal silver. My skin is now a stunning shade of denim. Now EVERY foundation is instantly corrected, ensuring a perfect OLIVE tone. Big Pharma and Big Ultaphora don't want you to know this!! They want to claim that I have a condition called Arg- ... Argley... ,,, Anyways, any word I can't pronounce is a threat to my NATURAL lifestyle. I will no longer be influenced to partake in the toxic makeup!!!!!!
THESE STATEMENTS HAVE NOT BEEN EVALUATED BY THE FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION
I love no makeup simple no eye makeup plain and simple boutique all natural beauty bc I can't do it at all but is there anything else I can improve on?