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<div class="md"><p>i zoomed in so you can see them</p>
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Eyebrow help!

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Hey. I’m the Makeup Tree’s daughter. One of like 30 or so. Gonna spend the day happily accumulating Gift Sets! Mom is so pissed. She says it’s wasteful, when I can also grow makeup on my branches. But I feel like, give and ye shall receive, right? Idk. She always has a menty b this time of year, because we gotta make so much more makeup for the holidays. But I take time to enjoy life. I’m gonna order pizza. 

<div class="md"><p>Hey. I’m the Makeup Tree’s daughter. One of like 30 or so. Gonna spend the day happily accumulating Gift Sets! Mom is so pissed. She says it’s wasteful, when I can also grow makeup on my branches. But I feel like, give and ye shall receive, right? Idk. She always has a menty b this time of year, because we gotta make so much more makeup for the holidays. But I take time to enjoy life. I’m gonna order pizza. </p>
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Hiiiii hee hee 

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When you were partying, I was studying the blend. When you were having pre marital sex, I was mastering the 200k boyfie. And now that the world is on fire, you have  the audacity to come to me and ask for tutorials? Think again sweaty 😏⚔️

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What is the shape of my face? 

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Did I go overboard? 

✨ 𝓬𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓪𝓰𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓮 ✨

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What am I missing? I know hardly anything pls help 😫

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Soft glam look. NOT looking for advice, just showing off🥰

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Natural Look w/o Bronzer 

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I have no idea what it means, but I know a call out when I see one

<div class="md"><p>I have no idea what it means, but I know a call out when I see one</p>
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Me??? Crusty and dusty and ELDER????

Slayonet (Stockholm Syndromed by Sephora)

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Don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it 

is my everyday makeup boring?

Do I have eyebrows blindness?

What’s my “makeup” blindness?

What is wrong with my makeup?

What's my blindness? What's my eyecolour? I don't have eyes and I can't research myself. I don't know how to do anything. I'm a helpless little baby. What's this style of makeup called? How do I wipe my arse? What is makeup? 

<div class="md"><p>What&#39;s my blindness? What&#39;s my eyecolour? I don&#39;t have eyes and I can&#39;t research myself. I don&#39;t know how to do anything. I&#39;m a helpless little baby. What&#39;s this style of makeup called? How do I wipe my arse? What is makeup? </p>
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What's my undertone? How do I do this makeup? What products is she using? How do I apply makeup? 

Plz what products to get this eye look

Is this amount of texture normal?

Makeup transformation 

Does this shade exist??

old crones (30), are we banned from using glitter eye shadow? 

<div class="md"><p>No I&#39;m not wearing a filter!! </p>
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Hi sweaties🤭🙈 I know nothing about my face pls help me!! 

What is my makeup blindness? 

are my eyebrows too thin?

What should I do to get rid of these dark circles under my eyes?

Patriots! It’s been four score and 7 years since you’ve cleansed your brushes. Make haste!

As the title says, I had no idea you could wet the sponges. I only figured this out from a comment on a previous post where I was delusional and thought I had big pores. BUT someone let me know that powder with a *w e t* sponge would give me a very good matte look with the pores. Ngl I had no idea you could wet them, like yea you could but why yk? So when a comment mentioned it I was kinda baffled, like wouldn't it ruin the powder tho? But NO! It's witchcraft honestly, the sponge is so much easier to hold and makes application so easy! (very squishy after soaking and squeezing excess.) I even tried a second sponge I had with my foundation and lord idk if you can tell in the pic how good and even it is but I sure as hell can. I also cooled it on the bronzer tone to match my body better so lmk if it looks better. First pic is me today with wet sponge makeup, last pic is the pores I thought were yuge with the dry sponge.


Y'all have blessed me and I adore this community. BUT Idk if I can forgive ya'll for keeping this a secret though... I'll see.

<div class="md"><p>As the title says, I had no idea you could wet the sponges. I only figured this out from a comment on a previous post where I was delusional and thought I had big pores. BUT someone let me know that powder with a <em>w e t</em> sponge would give me a very good matte look with the pores. Ngl I had no idea you could wet them, like yea you could but why yk? So when a comment mentioned it I was kinda baffled, like wouldn&#39;t it ruin the powder tho? But NO! It&#39;s witchcraft honestly, the sponge is so much easier to hold and makes application so easy! (very squishy after soaking and squeezing excess.) I even tried a second sponge I had with my foundation and lord idk if you can tell in the pic how good and even it is but I sure as hell can. I also cooled it on the bronzer tone to match my body better so lmk if it looks better. First pic is me today with wet sponge makeup, last pic is the pores I thought were yuge with the dry sponge.</p>

<p>Y&#39;all have blessed me and I adore this community. BUT Idk if I can forgive ya&#39;ll for keeping this a secret though... I&#39;ll see.</p>
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Update on big pores; ya'll kept wet sponges a secret from me

I am the Tree tiers of makeup. Growing Goddess-y makeup from my Giving Branches. Spreading beauty to the world. I am over 500 years old. I have been here since almost like, Cleopatra and stuff. 

I give and give and give. I spread my gnarled old branches and offer the dewy fruits of my labor. Behold my many applicators. ✨

And the squirrels and birds that live in me will always have ample cut-crease looks, perfect eyebrows, and pouty lips. 👄 🙏🏻 🫦


<div class="md"><p>I am the Tree tiers of makeup. Growing Goddess-y makeup from my Giving Branches. Spreading beauty to the world. I am over 500 years old. I have been here since almost like, Cleopatra and stuff. </p>

<p>I give and give and give. I spread my gnarled old branches and offer the dewy fruits of my labor. Behold my many applicators. ✨</p>

<p>And the squirrels and birds that live in me will always have ample cut-crease looks, perfect eyebrows, and pouty lips. 👄 🙏🏻 🫦</p>
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The TREE tiers of makeup

If you don’t know about the three tiers of makeup, stay in your lane! Take your Space Cowboy eyeshadow from Urban Dismay
 & suck it, loser! 

<div class="md"><p>If you don’t know about the three tiers of makeup, stay in your lane! Take your Space Cowboy eyeshadow from Urban Dismay
 &amp; suck it, loser! </p>
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Do you even KNOW about the tree tiers of makeup? 

Is my face too cakey? 🙀😿

Mmm yummy my Italian Crushed Pearls from ITALY

<div class="md"><p>Mmm yummy my Italian Crushed Pearls from ITALY</p>
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ITALIAN Crushed Pearls in Everything! 

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