/r/42thWorldProblems
A parody of /r/firstworldproblems for making references to "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy".
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I realized today, that I've been reincarnating...
and in every single incarnation, I've been murdered.
BY. THE. SAME. FUCKING. GUY.
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Suggestions?
01:10 UTC
23:33 UTC
Read the book today.
I lied. yah yeet
02:33 UTC
It took me decades to realize the joke in "ask a glass of water". Now I think of it every time I drink water.
(I used to just think the water was jealous of alcohol.)
06:52 UTC
I can't believe how dirty my phone is!
Thankfully someone invented a convenient and affordable phone sanitizer and now I never have to worry about the bacteria on my phone again.
20:15 UTC
Turns out I am somebody else's problem
:'-(
15:09 UTC
I can't find my girlfriend!!
Apparently she just ceased to exist and there is now no record of her ever existing!! Hyperspace jumps are a bitch :(
21:13 UTC
Oh no, not again.
**splats**21:05 UTC
I read the last message from God, who do I pray to now?
I think I need a rather stiff drink, the glass of water didn't mind being drunk either.
11:13 UTC
I don't know where my towel is!!
I think it's time to panic.
07:12 UTC
What to do with a load of dingo's kidneys? Can I freeze them?
05:54 UTC
I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
02:32 UTC
There's an infinite amount of monkeys on Kickstarter trying to get funds for their production of Hamlet and they won't shut up about it on facebook.
01:09 UTC
I cant think of any words that rhyme with agggatthgggasshhsshhh for my vogon poetry assignment
12:47 UTC
14:16 UTC
My god is a jerk, he doesn't even apologize.
16:51 UTC
My spaceship turned me into a penguin again FML
21:55 UTC
They built me a horribly depressed robot without an off switch.
Inconvenience is regretted.
10:50 UTC
I want to destroy everyone who threatens my view of the universe, but if I do then I won't have anybody to play sports with.
02:01 UTC
A third of my planet's population is useless.
But it'll get better soon because we came up with a plan to ditch all those telephone-sanitizing, toothpaste-photographing losers.
19:17 UTC
TIFU by playing the raffles at a train station.
So I was at the train station, and this very cute girl gave me her number, but I wrote the number down on a raffle ticket I bought earlier, and then in the excitement of winning a record of bagpipe music, I gave the ticket with her number on it. I called the bar and they are just a bunch of hillbilly's who didn't help.
TL;DR: Met pretty girl, wrote her number on raffle ticket, won the raffle, lost pretty girl's number :(.
06:48 UTC
Today I met a very nice and a very pretty girl at party. She left with someone else who promised to take her to space.
Rumour has it the guy had two heads. Such a dick :(
06:56 UTC
Today we decided to move oceans to land.
This was a bad idea. :(
Edit: missed the word "from" in the title.
03:56 UTC
Today, while washing my towel, I wrote a poem
The packets answered
boop beep boop beep boop beep STOP
What was the question
02:03 UTC
I entered a question into my calculator, and it took it a million years to solve.
By the time it had the answer, I realized that I don't even remember what the question was.
19:56 UTC
Our AI tricked us and gave us a dud instead of a bomb that would allow us to destroy the universe >:(
Fuck you hactar!
22:45 UTC
I tried to suck the nutrition out of my towel, turns out it was just dirt. :(
19:17 UTC
I know the answer but now I don't know the question :|
19:13 UTC
I was hosting a party and someone made my undergarments move 1 foot to the left
17:04 UTC
Today I forgot my towel.
And of course, today was also the day my planet was blown up and I was forced to hitchhike across the galaxy. How inconvenient...
08:48 UTC