/r/youdontsurf

Photograph via snooOG

About

This is a place for stock photos with funny captions like this and this.

Rules

  1. OC only. If you didn't make it, don't post it. If you stole the joke and added images, you will probably get called out. Also, no reposts.

  2. Use imgur or Reddit's image hosting if possible. Don't use TinyPic, Photobucket, etc.

  3. Use only stock photos. You can typically tell by the watermark. GIFS are allowed and are awesome, because Harold says so.

  4. You may resize/stretch the photos. No other editing/drawing/photoshopping allowed.

  5. No memes. This includes Hey Caaaarl, Doges, anything from Advice Animals, etc.

  6. No posting personal information or doxxing.

  7. Link directly to the image not the imgur page. (e.g. "http://i.imgur.com/abcdef.jpg" is correct)

  8. Moderators have final say in removing comments/posts. This includes moderating content of comments to encourage users to be nice to each other, posting NSFW w/o tags, posting in a foreign language ( swahili or fuck off, m8) and lots of other secret rules we make up on the fly to react to the stupid users who risk it all by coming here daily and golden showering us with content, only to get butt hurt by neo-HaroldNaziSurfPunks..

  9. Non YDS formatted posts containing Harold go to /r/HaroldPorn

  10. Put the caption on the image. Please put the caption of the post on the image, not in the submission title.

  11. Max 2 posts/user/day. Please limit your posts to 2 per user per day.

Tips

A post consists of a stock photo with captions that create a story. The captions have to be coherent and create a monologue or dialogue between characters. The only edits acceptable to the photo are cutting and resizing it. Do not use photos of famous people or places.

Try to use Comic Sans with colorful font. Make sure it is readable. Example of good text usage

Here are a ton of harold photos

Requests

To make a request, send a self-post with a link to the stock photo and an optional idea. Preceed the title with "[Request]".

Meta

To discuss any topic related to the sub, send a self post explaining your thoughts. Preceed the title with "[Meta]".

/r/youdontsurf

379,305 Subscribers

588

Lying little sh*t

13 Comments
2024/12/13
16:46 UTC

767

Backwards fins? You literally don't surf, brosef

16 Comments
2024/12/09
16:04 UTC

1,941

Take a deep breath, hold it in

6 Comments
2024/11/22
03:58 UTC

1,510

Merry Christmas

8 Comments
2024/11/18
00:09 UTC

511

We got you

1 Comment
2024/11/08
20:52 UTC

3,735

Clogged

26 Comments
2024/11/08
15:55 UTC

521

The Doctor

10 Comments
2024/10/23
17:55 UTC

0

having a thoughtful

oldie but a goodie

17 Comments
2024/10/22
05:47 UTC

544

Easy

20 Comments
2024/10/19
13:01 UTC

155

New office mugs

2 Comments
2024/10/18
23:52 UTC

897

Don’t be selfish!

8 Comments
2024/10/18
02:50 UTC

1,450

Standard Interview Question

10 Comments
2024/10/17
01:53 UTC

543

Wow so fun

9 Comments
2024/10/15
23:39 UTC

1,015

I drink it (coffee).

9 Comments
2024/09/28
21:53 UTC

249

Why does she ask me stupid questions

1 Comment
2024/09/23
11:06 UTC

5,964

Rich

37 Comments
2024/09/22
21:53 UTC

398

A Love Story

16 Comments
2024/09/06
17:32 UTC

488

Science is amazing

15 Comments
2024/08/31
18:42 UTC

246

Warning Shot

2 Comments
2024/08/30
02:25 UTC

1,040

Indeed One is Under Two

5 Comments
2024/08/27
13:14 UTC

565

Talk dirty to me, baby

9 Comments
2024/08/25
13:49 UTC

977

Omg are you serious?!?

18 Comments
2024/08/23
19:15 UTC

237

One and done.

6 Comments
2024/08/22
21:29 UTC

493

This one is bad i know

6 Comments
2024/08/22
15:12 UTC

284

Silent Bob remains the same

3 Comments
2024/08/21
21:18 UTC

1,466

Dead

26 Comments
2024/08/19
22:43 UTC

1,008

Not a flip phone

10 Comments
2024/08/16
17:49 UTC

238

Wait — so you don’t surf?

2 Comments
2024/08/15
00:51 UTC

681

Honorary doctorate

4 Comments
2024/08/14
23:56 UTC

242

Dr. House had never seen anything like this before…

4 Comments
2024/08/06
19:33 UTC

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