/r/youdontsurf

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About

This is a place for stock photos with funny captions like this and this.

Rules

  1. OC only. If you didn't make it, don't post it. If you stole the joke and added images, you will probably get called out. Also, no reposts.

  2. Use imgur or Reddit's image hosting if possible. Don't use TinyPic, Photobucket, etc.

  3. Use only stock photos. You can typically tell by the watermark. GIFS are allowed and are awesome, because Harold says so.

  4. You may resize/stretch the photos. No other editing/drawing/photoshopping allowed.

  5. No memes. This includes Hey Caaaarl, Doges, anything from Advice Animals, etc.

  6. No posting personal information or doxxing.

  7. Link directly to the image not the imgur page. (e.g. "http://i.imgur.com/abcdef.jpg" is correct)

  8. Moderators have final say in removing comments/posts. This includes moderating content of comments to encourage users to be nice to each other, posting NSFW w/o tags, posting in a foreign language ( swahili or fuck off, m8) and lots of other secret rules we make up on the fly to react to the stupid users who risk it all by coming here daily and golden showering us with content, only to get butt hurt by neo-HaroldNaziSurfPunks..

  9. Non YDS formatted posts containing Harold go to /r/HaroldPorn

  10. Put the caption on the image. Please put the caption of the post on the image, not in the submission title.

  11. Max 2 posts/user/day. Please limit your posts to 2 per user per day.

Tips

A post consists of a stock photo with captions that create a story. The captions have to be coherent and create a monologue or dialogue between characters. The only edits acceptable to the photo are cutting and resizing it. Do not use photos of famous people or places.

Try to use Comic Sans with colorful font. Make sure it is readable. Example of good text usage

Here are a ton of harold photos

Requests

To make a request, send a self-post with a link to the stock photo and an optional idea. Preceed the title with "[Request]".

Meta

To discuss any topic related to the sub, send a self post explaining your thoughts. Preceed the title with "[Meta]".

/r/youdontsurf

379,870 Subscribers

428

The Doctor

8 Comments
2024/10/23
17:55 UTC

0

having a thoughtful

oldie but a goodie

6 Comments
2024/10/22
05:47 UTC

480

Easy

19 Comments
2024/10/19
13:01 UTC

110

New office mugs

1 Comment
2024/10/18
23:52 UTC

817

Don’t be selfish!

3 Comments
2024/10/18
02:50 UTC

1,366

Standard Interview Question

10 Comments
2024/10/17
01:53 UTC

507

Wow so fun

8 Comments
2024/10/15
23:39 UTC

942

I drink it (coffee).

5 Comments
2024/09/28
21:53 UTC

224

Why does she ask me stupid questions

1 Comment
2024/09/23
11:06 UTC

5,881

Rich

37 Comments
2024/09/22
21:53 UTC

379

A Love Story

15 Comments
2024/09/06
17:32 UTC

463

Science is amazing

12 Comments
2024/08/31
18:42 UTC

227

Warning Shot

2 Comments
2024/08/30
02:25 UTC

971

Indeed One is Under Two

5 Comments
2024/08/27
13:14 UTC

531

Talk dirty to me, baby

9 Comments
2024/08/25
13:49 UTC

939

Omg are you serious?!?

18 Comments
2024/08/23
19:15 UTC

213

One and done.

5 Comments
2024/08/22
21:29 UTC

466

This one is bad i know

5 Comments
2024/08/22
15:12 UTC

271

Silent Bob remains the same

3 Comments
2024/08/21
21:18 UTC

1,422

Dead

26 Comments
2024/08/19
22:43 UTC

967

Not a flip phone

10 Comments
2024/08/16
17:49 UTC

226

Wait — so you don’t surf?

2 Comments
2024/08/15
00:51 UTC

647

Honorary doctorate

4 Comments
2024/08/14
23:56 UTC

225

Dr. House had never seen anything like this before…

4 Comments
2024/08/06
19:33 UTC

579

Bedside Manner

10 Comments
2024/07/26
01:52 UTC

543

Feeling worthless?

13 Comments
2024/06/23
21:22 UTC

540

A rose by any other name…

2 Comments
2024/06/18
21:44 UTC

181

Tweaked

1 Comment
2024/06/15
21:53 UTC

575

Drug test

2 Comments
2024/06/15
21:33 UTC

220

Clogged drain

5 Comments
2024/06/15
21:23 UTC

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