/r/youdontsurf

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About

This is a place for stock photos with funny captions like this and this.

Rules

  1. OC only. If you didn't make it, don't post it. If you stole the joke and added images, you will probably get called out. Also, no reposts.

  2. Use imgur or Reddit's image hosting if possible. Don't use TinyPic, Photobucket, etc.

  3. Use only stock photos. You can typically tell by the watermark. GIFS are allowed and are awesome, because Harold says so.

  4. You may resize/stretch the photos. No other editing/drawing/photoshopping allowed.

  5. No memes. This includes Hey Caaaarl, Doges, anything from Advice Animals, etc.

  6. No posting personal information or doxxing.

  7. Link directly to the image not the imgur page. (e.g. "http://i.imgur.com/abcdef.jpg" is correct)

  8. Moderators have final say in removing comments/posts. This includes moderating content of comments to encourage users to be nice to each other, posting NSFW w/o tags, posting in a foreign language ( swahili or fuck off, m8) and lots of other secret rules we make up on the fly to react to the stupid users who risk it all by coming here daily and golden showering us with content, only to get butt hurt by neo-HaroldNaziSurfPunks..

  9. Non YDS formatted posts containing Harold go to /r/HaroldPorn

  10. Put the caption on the image. Please put the caption of the post on the image, not in the submission title.

  11. Max 2 posts/user/day. Please limit your posts to 2 per user per day.

Tips

A post consists of a stock photo with captions that create a story. The captions have to be coherent and create a monologue or dialogue between characters. The only edits acceptable to the photo are cutting and resizing it. Do not use photos of famous people or places.

Try to use Comic Sans with colorful font. Make sure it is readable. Example of good text usage

Here are a ton of harold photos

Requests

To make a request, send a self-post with a link to the stock photo and an optional idea. Preceed the title with "[Request]".

Meta

To discuss any topic related to the sub, send a self post explaining your thoughts. Preceed the title with "[Meta]".

/r/youdontsurf

380,097 Subscribers

323

A Love Story

14 Comments
2024/09/06
17:32 UTC

404

Science is amazing

11 Comments
2024/08/31
18:42 UTC

185

Warning Shot

2 Comments
2024/08/30
02:25 UTC

828

Indeed One is Under Two

4 Comments
2024/08/27
13:14 UTC

453

Talk dirty to me, baby

9 Comments
2024/08/25
13:49 UTC

874

Omg are you serious?!?

17 Comments
2024/08/23
19:15 UTC

148

One and done.

5 Comments
2024/08/22
21:29 UTC

411

This one is bad i know

5 Comments
2024/08/22
15:12 UTC

226

Silent Bob remains the same

3 Comments
2024/08/21
21:18 UTC

1,327

Dead

25 Comments
2024/08/19
22:43 UTC

908

Not a flip phone

8 Comments
2024/08/16
17:49 UTC

199

Wait — so you don’t surf?

2 Comments
2024/08/15
00:51 UTC

563

Honorary doctorate

3 Comments
2024/08/14
23:56 UTC

207

Dr. House had never seen anything like this before…

4 Comments
2024/08/06
19:33 UTC

537

Bedside Manner

10 Comments
2024/07/26
01:52 UTC

508

Feeling worthless?

13 Comments
2024/06/23
21:22 UTC

490

A rose by any other name…

2 Comments
2024/06/18
21:44 UTC

158

Tweaked

1 Comment
2024/06/15
21:53 UTC

497

Drug test

2 Comments
2024/06/15
21:33 UTC

181

Clogged drain

5 Comments
2024/06/15
21:23 UTC

2,511

Job interview

28 Comments
2024/06/15
17:25 UTC

502

Rounding up sheep

7 Comments
2024/06/14
19:50 UTC

1,015

Yes or No

7 Comments
2024/06/14
07:14 UTC

875

Cargo space?

7 Comments
2024/06/14
06:27 UTC

302

She's a beast

1 Comment
2024/06/04
19:53 UTC

3,145

I see what you did there

19 Comments
2024/06/04
12:27 UTC

747

You don't float

0 Comments
2024/05/01
08:31 UTC

257

Service with a smile

1 Comment
2024/04/30
01:08 UTC

777

You don’t say?

5 Comments
2024/03/17
14:26 UTC

565

How did you find your steak?

0 Comments
2024/03/17
02:08 UTC

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