Just wondering... 😈

What is the most tired part of a car? The exhaust pipe because it’s exhausted lol

Which animal cheets at every game? A cheetah.

Let's look back at some memorable moments and interesting insights from last year.

Your top 1 posts:

• "Happy Cakeday, r/wholesomejokes! Today you're 5" by u/AutoModerator

Let's look back at some memorable moments and interesting insights from last year.

Your top 5 posts:

• "Fun fact, you can’t say laughter while smiling, try it" by u/phantom416
• "I need to get tested for rabies" by u/Professional_Ad9789
• "My friends and family seem to like to dump their problems onto me and it's making me feel a bit like a garbage bag." by u/brendan_07
• "A Blond Deputy – Super-Funny" by u/Future-Independence6
• "Happy Cakeday, r/wholesomejokes! Today you're 4" by u/AutoModerator

Which is a nice change from bringing them togeather to get a story straight.

Last week I was studying for my psych exam so I asked the librarian where I could find books on paranoia.

He leaned over and whispered, “They’re right behind you.”

so i replied

all right then, keep your secrets

The local Sheriff was looking for a new deputy. When a blonde walks in to try for the job, he asks her,

“What is 1 and 1?”

“Eleven”, she replies.

The Sheriff thinks to himself, “That’s not what I wanted, but I guess she’s right!”

“What are the two days of the week wich begin with the letter T?” he asks.

“Today and Tomorrow”, the blonde answers.

The Sheriff is surprised again that the blonde has supplied a correct answer that had not even occurred to him.

“Now listen carefully, who killed Abe Lincoln?” he asks her. The blonde looks a little surprised. She thinks really hard for a minute and finally admits,

“I don’t know.”

“Well, why don’t you go home and work on that one for a while?”

So, the blonde wanders over to the beauty parlor, where her pals are waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was exultant.

“The interview went great!” she says. “The first day on the job and I’m already working on a murder case!”

Because I have been struck by a ravenously attractive redditor who just clicked this post.

I got you to smile hehe.

Glad

Let's look back at some memorable moments and interesting insights from last year.

Your top 10 posts:

• "Hey. You. Make like a tree..." by u/Tristan_Gabranth
• "What do you call a factory that makes great quality products?" by u/meowroarhiss
• "What do you call a person with no arms or legs" by u/Gg-no-ree
• "I like my women like I like my wine" by u/IAbstainFromSociety
• "you can't win a race, because all race's are equal" by u/Tischkeim
• "A good number of my friends are racist." by u/-HeComethInPeace
• "Learning braille" by u/Aiigis
• "Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?" by u/Alumita
• "Wholesome yo mama" by u/dude3207
• "Last Thursday, Bob ran into the supermarket in a hurry." by u/JonMatterhorn

What did the scarf say to the touque? You go on a head, I'll hang here.

the name for a gay/trans

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a person

And slowly grow while helping others around you grow, too.

A person

Because then they'd be Bagles!

A satisfactory

What do you call a funny lizard,.......... A Chameleon!!

The joke is that lizard is a comedian.

Someone I can go to to forget all my problems and just have fun for a while.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yo mama is so well-respected within her profession that I bet she’ll get another raise and promotion this year despite the downward trajectory of the economy.

Hello I had a stroke a year ago causing me to become legally blind. I am learning braille and halfway through level 1 braille now.

Today I learned the letter P in braille. I just realized I have spent the past couple hours touching PPs.

It’s a riveting story.

He came down with a stellar case of lunar ticks.

"Ouch!" he said, then continued on his way, making sure to run around the supermarket this time.