I’ve kept wasps in a jar for pets since July. I fed them and bred them. But this morning, I put a funnel on their jar and put the funnel cone inside of my asshole! Now I have a whole entire universe inside of my butt! They tickle up there, and my farts smell extra sweet! I cannot wait to poop them out tonight! I now know what love feels like.

Every dayer I eat more wasps

Listen, I know we’re rivals and we’ve been at war since the dawn of time, but r/weeatbees is genuinely on the brink. A new mod was brought on and proposed to change the theme of the sub to smoking pipeweed. There is a poll up asking if we support the change and I’m begging you to vote no. People are getting banned for posting about bees. We need your help. Like yin and yang we cannot exist without you.