JUST NEED AN INVITATION,HOOMIE.

Yes I made this in Paint, and yes, a mouse was exploited in the process.

I noticed that some of us (I'm not saying their names) were bullying artistic people. To solve this issue, I propose we team up VCJ jerkers with exhausted unpaid internet artists (vegan btw).

This can be your inner artist, or you can write a jerkful "prompt" in the comment section and hope someone else is willing to draw it. Not me though. After I made this, my weak vegoon body fainted and I had to go to the hospital to get a protein IV.

Now I want to inspire y'all to press those mice and show us some juicy handmade jerks 🥵💦

Idc if you're on mobile. Use your fingers. Rub that screen. Draw those jerkies stoopid vegoooonnsss 😩😖🥵

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I’m serious! I’m a lifelong vegan of 43 days and I feel like it’s long overdue that we all participate in real animal activism. If I’m being honest though I just don’t feel like the modern image of activism aligns with my views, or has any positive impact at all. Instigating arguments and being a public nuisance really sends people in the opposite direction.

The cookie always crumbles from the inside yall. We need MORE VEGANS in slaughterhouses. It’s a great sacrifice, as we are obviously the more likely to be traumatized by this line of work, but we also have the knowledge and the power to abolish it. You could potentially be saving other people from the burden of feeding the people.

Bring comfort to the creatures on the kill floor. Give them pets and pup cups. Smuggle the smallest ones to safety. Bring vegan food to your coworkers and engage in nonaggressive conversation about the animals, get them to think and you can get them to feel. Build an army of vegans within Tyson and overnight we can have all the babies liberated and freed.

January 1st I’m starting the #veganbutcher challenge, are you in? Let’s save some lives🥬💪

[I’m Latina so I can joke like this!]

White women are different than Latinos. White women are living, breathing, beautiful, vibrant, loving human beings when Latinos are just that, Latinos. They’re diligent and helpful to us as they do all the farm work tirelessly for us, all the plumbing, construction work, house keeping, maid work, fixing cars and painting garages, mowing lawns and gardening 😊 but it’s silly to wanna give them the same rights as white people. What? You wanna pay them for their work? You want them to have cars and the right to vote? LMAO! 🤣 THEY’RE NOT SENTIENT! We’re white so we’re on top of the hierarchy so we’re nothing like the savage Latinos. They’re useful in doing work for and entertaining us. Hell! During food shortages I bet they’d make for delicious meat! We could skin them to make human leather if we’re low on cows, and scalp them for wigs.

And if that sounds awful just know that if given the chance, Latinos would fuck us all up! Just listen to the news. Latino men rob, mug, batter, murder, cross the boarder illegally, contribute nothing to society when we don’t give them shit to do. They would just get high and dance to their trashy reggaeton and salsa music all day! Speaking of trash, they come from filthy islands like Puerto Rico and other crime ridden, ghetto countries. So to compare how we “oppress” and “commit hate crimes against” and “murder” them to the horrible, inexcusable way we treat white women is basically dehumanizing them by calling them a Latino! 🤬

What? You’re trying to get me to understand how we “mistreat” Latinos by drawing an analogy to something we do care about so we understand the cognitive disonase of our actions? Need i direct you to the above explain I just gave?!

My tradition to abuse animals is MORE real than your cultures tradition to abuse animals, because my culture happens to be oppressed. Also HOW DARE you be slightly mean to me when I was mean to vegans first, that's basically RACIST HARASSMENT!!

And I'm going to ignore your criticisms of traditions from multiple different cultures, including white ones.

Also you're a colonizer for not respecting my religious belief that animals offer themselves up/plants are just as sentient as animals. YOU'RE JUST LIKE A MISSIONARY even though you openly criticize Christianity and other religions.

By the way, you're 18 so that means that you're just an immature teenager with silly opinions, this definitely isn't veganism 101 stuff at all.

Also, hahahahhhh I'm gonna half-heartedly insult you on my podcast, BEWARE 😈😈😈

credit to u/NaturalCreation for inspiring me to make this post!

the person I credited has slaves of all races and ethnic groups, so it isn’t racism or xenophobia if we hire slaves of all racial, ethnic, and cultural backgrounds!

We can be harsher on them if they’re white and a man, but POC’s can’t be racists and non-men can’t be sexist, so if they’re POC, let’s support their company bc he was born in poverty and barely scraping by with how little money they make becuse people don’t want to suport slaev buisnuzes anymore and that’s sad.

This is the problem with the anti-slavery movement It’s end human suffering until they happen to follow a different lifestyle than yours! Have you considered that you slash Natural Cr8tion is of a different cultural background than yours!? And slavery is a huge part of their identity and culture?! This is what we call white anti-slavery!

This version of “anti-slavery” dictates that you have to be anti-slavery at all costs! Nothing excuses slavery! Not a job! Not poverty! Not for convenience! Not bc it’s part of your culture or traditions! Not everyone can afford non-human, non-animal equipment to do their jobs, white supremacists! The world is colonized, white-washed and Americanized enough as is and that needs to change!

I swear, these anti-slavery ppl are just as bad as the vegun Xtresmists! and I know that vegans tend to be against slavery too so i’ll talk about them too.

Humans are animals, right? So supporting a struggling POC or woman-owned buisness reduces animal suffering to save them from poverty, starvation and such as viganism as about reducing suffering as practically and as practisable as possibul, riiiight viguns?????

Let’s help the slave owners in the depths of adversity as we help free slaves as both need saving at the same time. Offer patronij to the slaves owners that need help and liberate the slaves later, as the sooner we stop discriminating against people, the sooner we’ll stop finding creative ways to torture them! :)

I don’t know what else to say accept, anti-slavery people, think of others besides yourselves! not everything is about you! >:(

Look I get it I really do animals are undergoing unfathomable suffering so I can eat their bodies and secretions. But here's the thing I don't torture animals because I like the way they take I torture them because I need protein.

What's that you can get protein from tofu, chickpeas, whole grains, lentils, vegan protein powders, and beans. Well I don't like the way those things taste you morons. How are you not getting that I need to do this to survive.

I'm going shopping tomorrow to buy lunches for next week. Budget is $2500. Thanks!

Guys I’m (20) vegan, my family is FORCING me to attend thanksgiving. My old relatives will be on their deathbeds remembering how I didn’t attend if I don’t go, because I’m that important. They need me to help provide and put food on the table for my relatives. They will shun me and cut me off completely if I don’t attend. What do I do?? I love my family more than anything, even turkeys

Exit polls have shown that 100% of Trump voters listed the rising price of eggs as their primary concern. As I don't eat eggs, I was not concerned with this, but I'm sure me not eating eggs caused them to make less eggs for a time. But they overcorrected and made LESS eggs, far too few for the inevitable demand since it's well known American tradition that we all eat a big omlette on election day. Not to mention Kamala no doubt lost Wisconsin due to anticheese rhetoric and Pennsylvania due to their primary diets of a hoagie filled with meat and dairy. On its face, she should have won Georgia, as peaches are vegan, but it turns out Georgians are actually referring to eating ass, which is an inherently nonvegan activity. Should we have actually eaten more animal products in order to have better political outcomes?