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correct

5 Comments
2024/11/10
03:23 UTC

102

Finally a tshirt for us true vegans

Saw it on instagram and thought! Ah yes a good responsible vegan clothing brand with a clear vegan message.

3 Comments
2024/11/09
21:39 UTC

101

Health concerns about not beating my wife anymore

Beating my wife is the only physical exercise I can motivate myself to do, it's fun and very convenient. Also I've been doing it for many years now, it's the way I was raised. The thing is - I know it really hurts her and she cries a lot, but I'm worried it will be unhealthy for me to stop because my doctor tells me that working out regularly is extremely important. I'm thinking about doing it less, though. Maybe I can gradually transition to something else. I do have two kids...

11 Comments
2024/11/09
21:30 UTC

409

Skeletal

9 Comments
2024/11/09
18:36 UTC

23

Animal candles

Is it oke for me to make candles out of animal corpses? A man's gotta have candles and I don't see any other way to make them. And when it's the only way practicable for me it should be OK right?

3 Comments
2024/11/09
17:28 UTC

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wow thats a lot of zero evidence you got there

11 Comments
2024/11/09
17:15 UTC

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Exposé: Vegans wildly exaggerate consumption of animals

30-40% of U.S. food is thrown away and never eaten! So a third of murdered and exploited animal products go in the trash, not human mouths. They’re not suffering to feed us, they’re suffering for nothing! So we can all feel a lot less guilty about animal ag, okay? Take that, ya plant crazed hysterics!

2 Comments
2024/11/09
16:55 UTC

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Transitioning from pescatarian to pegan

Hi y'all, I wanted to get some advice as I transition from my pescatarian diet to a pegan lifestyle. This means I will be cutting all dairy out of my diet, but continue to enjoy feasting on the cruelty-free flesh of marine animals. It's cruelty-free because they don't have feelings ;)

I know that I won't need an omega 3 supplement since I get enough of it from the fish I eat (they're given the supplement and it's passed onto me). Are there any other supplements I should consider now that I'm fully pegan?

18 Comments
2024/11/09
16:22 UTC

113

Did you know that soy is only fed to vegans!

7 Comments
2024/11/09
15:19 UTC

104

I stand by the mistakes I made as Non-vegan. And now I hold them accountable.

2 Comments
2024/11/09
15:09 UTC

282

Oh no my existence is now futile.

9 Comments
2024/11/09
10:23 UTC

959

Donal trompet for president 🙏 inshallah

29 Comments
2024/11/09
05:22 UTC

50

my dog ate a carrot and died of protein deficiency. AMA

the carrot was vegun so that is why it did not have any protons. Also plants have anti-nutrients

10 Comments
2024/11/08
22:14 UTC

86

veganism made me depressed

so like

before i went vegan i was really happy, everything was great.

then i went vegan in january 2024 and after 6 months i was depressed

by the way my entire family was murdered and my partner cheated on me

10 Comments
2024/11/08
22:11 UTC

37

Is eating cat food vegan?

So hear me out. We all know that buying cat food with meat for cats is vegan, because cats need REAL meat, and vegan cat food is poison that was invented by evil anti-cat corporations and vets who want to profit off of B12 deficient cats.

So what if I remove the cat from the equation, and just buy the cat food for myself, is that still vegan if I eat it?

6 Comments
2024/11/08
21:40 UTC

133

Vegan losing lots of weight

So I am vegan for almost 3 months now and I'm losing weight so fast, i almost look like a corpse. I just eat as much as I can and I think I'm on a relatively healthy diet but I'm still only losing weight.

Please help me!

Ps. I use meth and speed and started to use more to cope with all the anger I have for what humans do to those poor animals. I know it's not perfect but it helps.

28 Comments
2024/11/08
17:57 UTC

39

Vegan dilemma

Hello everyone, I have been vegan for 3 years, and, since lately I have seen a lot of Alpha people videos all of them are saying veganism is for betas. Since Trump got elected, I decided it's time to embrace my masculinity and leave veganism behind and start feasting on human beings, Thank u for the vegan journey (traumatized).

I hope all of u realize that veganism is for betas and join my true alpha cult so we can brag about how meat makes your test go up.

Bye bye vegans

5 Comments
2024/11/08
04:20 UTC

905

When you hear soy makes your boobs bigger...

46 Comments
2024/11/07
22:02 UTC

203

Finally! They're thinking about the Vegans!

Cat meat is on the menu tonight!

4 Comments
2024/11/07
20:34 UTC

62

I’m still vegan after eating a grilled cheese, right?

So like I was hungry so I hopped onto DoorDash and fired up this local joint with great vegan options (rice AND beans 😋) but while I was scrolling I fat fingered adding a grilled cheese to my cart! I didn’t want the food going to waste since that’s what being a vegan is really all about so I left it in and ordered it. When my order arrived I DEMOLISHED IT. Again because I don’t want food going to waste.

9 Comments
2024/11/07
15:39 UTC

9

Favourite word?

17 Comments
2024/11/07
14:24 UTC

111

Such a pretty column, hopefully it can be filled one day

1 Comment
2024/11/07
13:53 UTC

398

Can't a single day pass without disgusting Vegan propaganda being shoved down my throat? Disappointed by Duowlingo

18 Comments
2024/11/07
12:13 UTC

193

Guys I'm shocked that Trump won when 98%+ of Americans think that needless animal cruelty is ok if they get pleasure from it

like ants are less valuable than humans so that justifies me eating dogs.

nature = justification, taste = reason. I respect veguns, but I could never live without dog cheese.

Also a question for you militants, how can veguns live without protein??

20 Comments
2024/11/07
08:37 UTC

20

Why can't I be vegan and eat corpses at the same time?

I don't get it. Why should one rule out the other. I can care for those poor animals and still rape them, steal their milk and eat their flesh. Vegoons act like I can't enjoy myself and care at the same time. I found the fallacy in vegoonism!

2 Comments
2024/11/07
06:30 UTC

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Vegoonism is like a cult. Vegoons defend their plant eating habits like they really enjoy eating the corpses of peas and soybeans. They stop at nothing to milk those poor almonds and act like it's al humane whilst in the process taking the poor baby's from their mother's.Those darn vegoons.

1 Comment
2024/11/07
06:19 UTC

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When you’re on the lawnmower and you’re committing plant genocide.

3 Comments
2024/11/07
00:08 UTC

23

Ace Vwntura, vegan hero

Look, I understand that he’s not a perfect vegan. While undercover he joins the lions eating a newly killed zebra on the Savannah, his boots and belt are probably leather, etc. But I love his unapologetic love of animals, his willingness to go the extra mile just to save a single raccoon (I always skipped that scene as a kid) and damn that’s a great pompadour.

Shouldn’t he be one of ours?

5 Comments
2024/11/06
23:37 UTC

577

It's just that simple

I saw this and thought it was vcj for a second. It is now.

14 Comments
2024/11/06
23:19 UTC

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