/r/vegancirclejerk

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we absolutely respect veganism and what it stands for but

we absolutely respect veganism and what it stands for but

Read the rules OR risk becoming 'accidentally vegan':

  1. Vegans only.

  2. Mark animal products/abuse as NSFW.

  3. This is an anarchist space.

  4. We do not permit violence.

  5. Keep it fun.

  6. No support of PBC.

You must also join: r/vegancirclejerkchat"


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Things didn't go well with my mother.

1 Comment
2024/05/14
18:30 UTC

26

What

3 Comments
2024/05/14
18:01 UTC

96

Jerking it on The Late Show- She is a FORMER Vegan… just to clarify!!!!

The applause though… 😬

60 Comments
2024/05/14
15:59 UTC

254

We’ve been outjerked, no jerk could ever compete

53 Comments
2024/05/14
12:47 UTC

83

Oh boy I love basing my morals on an obligate carnivore! Surely nothing could go wrong!

3 Comments
2024/05/14
11:41 UTC

137

raw milk is just a vaccine now

19 Comments
2024/05/14
09:36 UTC

32

What’s the most ridiculous example of a food item with added animal products?

Mine is planters peanuts with gelatin.

57 Comments
2024/05/13
23:11 UTC

380

The perfect vegan man doesn’t exi—

19 Comments
2024/05/13
22:01 UTC

366

ok bet.

14 Comments
2024/05/13
19:20 UTC

85

I would go carnivore but I just love avocados too much teeeheee

I would love to whack a mole and eat it raw but I cant give up guacamole 😅😜😇

9 Comments
2024/05/13
18:45 UTC

206

Stardew Valley inspired self-portrait, Me (vegan, btw), Pixel, 2024

12 Comments
2024/05/13
14:20 UTC

81

Im not a vegan but factory farming bad am I right????

How to know if someone criticising factory farming is NOT a vegan?

Non vegans always have to say how they are not vegans if they agree even remotely with something that has to do with veganism. Almost like they are afraid of getting lynched by both vegans and other omnis.

13 Comments
2024/05/13
12:45 UTC

250

Good friend once said: "Not just the men. But the women and children too"

8 Comments
2024/05/13
12:18 UTC

92

Just got suggested this post in my feed. Double face palm oil

22 Comments
2024/05/13
07:56 UTC

137

Who cares tho?

56 Comments
2024/05/13
06:36 UTC

268

better activism than vegans tbh

40 Comments
2024/05/13
04:36 UTC

340

WHO TOLD THEM

15 Comments
2024/05/13
01:10 UTC

268

Compromising morals on show called "Survivor" is wrong

27 Comments
2024/05/13
00:30 UTC

148

Veganizer

7 Comments
2024/05/12
20:27 UTC

186

soooo attractive nghh 🥰🥰😍

I find this sooooooo hot I want him to torture and murder me like he did those birds 😝😝 animal abuse is the SEXIEST quality a man can have 😍😍💕💕💕💕

34 Comments
2024/05/12
18:29 UTC

110

I used to be vegan so you should respect me

I remember my vegan phase in my youth, which I now wear as a badge of honour. I really committed and had all the T-shirts and actually still have some recipe books on my shelf look at that! So I totally understand and you should treat me as a wise soul because I was vegan long before you were anyway, I can give you vegan tips like local restaurants etc. and share stories of all those great deeds I did years ago which I no longer do because well they’re already done! I really ticked that off my list of being an amazing person so I feel pretty achieved from that and I can rest easy in my bed knowing I used to do some good in the world.

18 Comments
2024/05/12
17:22 UTC

192

Adult human declares they drink unconsensually obtained breast milk with pride

12 Comments
2024/05/12
11:41 UTC

113

PETA is the Joe Biden of veganism

You hate PETA because they are vegoons, and also because you ate up a bunch of blatantly untrue fearmongering propaganda

I hate PETA because they are not vegoons

We are not the same

/uj I may have made this exact observation before if that's the case I'm not a repost bot I'm just stupid and maybe have dementia

20 Comments
2024/05/12
09:57 UTC

145

Research paper "Vegetarianism/Veganism: A Way to Feel Good". Source: A 10 year old girl.

17 Comments
2024/05/12
06:39 UTC

53

How I raise my child as a vegan (my child's hypothetical problems are more important than animals tho)

I struggled with this a lot, and decided to raise my daughter “mostly vegan”.

I had a lot of social anxiety as a child, and struggled to fit in. It’s important to me to make sure my daughter feels unique and special, but doesn’t feel singled out. I want her to be able to participate in the culture she was born into. And sadly, that culture is not vegan.

I also wanted to expose her early and often to non-vegan allergens, namely eggs, fish and shellfish, as recommended by world health authorities.

So the way it works in my house is that we mostly eat vegan, I’d say 80-90% of her calories. But about twice a week we’ll give her an egg, once a week some salmon, and once or twice a month I’ll try to get my hands on some kind of shellfish, usually oysters. When we’re with friends we let her try whatever meat they’re serving.

Personally my wife and I are still vegan, but my daughter is still a toddler, and for those of you without kids, sometimes you have to model how to eat something… if they don’t see you eat it, they won’t eat it, and that’s how you get a picky eater. So sometimes we have to eat whatever she’s eating until she digs in herself.

I don’t want my daughter to think of herself as vegan, or have a bunch of restrictions on her food as a child. I think she will resent it and rebel one day, or worse, develop an eating disorder. This isn’t due to veganism itself, it’s due to the consequences of being vegan in a non-vegan culture that is in fact hostile to vegans where I live.

So I prefer to just let her eat whatever she wants, strategically expose her to allergens, and broaden her palate to include meat (I don’t want her choking or gagging on it at a friend’s birthday party).

But… in terms of my cooking, breakfast lunch and dinner, will be mostly vegan. She won’t know why, but she’ll be used to eating lots of healthy vegan foods.

And as she gets older, I hope she’ll seek them out as her favourite comfort foods. So while most of us have to struggle to erase the habit of a lifetime of omni cooking, my daughter will naturally gravitate towards vegan food for taste reasons. Once she’s old enough to understand the ethical implications and strong enough to defend herself socially, she will have everything she needs to be a lifetime vegan.

I realize this is a complicated and nuanced perspective, not the black and white dogma that many on this sub expect everyone to follow, but that’s what makes the most sense to me as a parent. If that makes me a hypocrite, fine. But I’d rather be a hypocrite than an uncompromising authoritarian parent who gave their child a food allergy, social anxiety and an eating disorder. Not saying that will happen to all vegan parents, but it’s a major concern for me given my life experiences.

14 Comments
2024/05/12
01:03 UTC

26

Finally, a vegan milk with proper bioavailability and natural, non-supplemental nutrients!

The carnist billboard company pulled this ad due to pressure on both sides by big dairy and Silk/Oatly. They’re obviously scared.

3 Comments
2024/05/11
18:20 UTC

187

I think I'll have to buy my child a slave

So my husband is pro-slavery and my children are finally old enough to understand the concept of slavery. They find it more convenient than having to work themselves. I've relucently agreed to it. It's their choice to take away the right of others to chose what to do. While they can't buy themselves slaves my husband has been normalising slavery for a longer time, since he has a slave to do housework when I'm not available to do it, so they now want some themselves.

34 Comments
2024/05/11
16:05 UTC

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