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My girlfriend gets mad at me because I wonā€™t kiss her until sheā€™s brushed her teeth after she eats dog.

I canā€™t tell if Iā€™m being too harsh, but it doesnā€™t feel loving or special to kiss her after sheā€™s eaten dog. I feel like Iā€™m thinking about it too much when itā€™s happening and it takes the romance away from it. I donā€™t really know what to do about it, dating a non-dog eater is hard.

BTW, I stopped eating dogs a year into our relationship.

6 Comments
2025/01/31
16:14 UTC

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non vegan leftists be like

1 Comment
2025/01/31
15:35 UTC

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The most compassionately ambitious Vegan Metal/Hardcore song of the year

1 Comment
2025/01/31
08:16 UTC

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r/vegancirclejerk Community Recap - January 2025

Friendship, community, and belonging are what makes a subreddit great.
Please join us in recognizing these special few who made the most difference in vegancirclejerk this month.


Top Contributors

  1. u/dumnezero - 3206 upvotes

  2. u/Soft-Negotiation-344 - 2678 upvotes

  3. u/OverTheUnderstory - 2179 upvotes

  4. u/VeganHashira - 2165 upvotes

  5. u/Imaginary_Crew_4823 - 1918 upvotes


Top Newcomers

  1. u/AlishaIsMe - 1137 upvotes

  2. u/sthornr - 1095 upvotes

  3. u/Mountain_Love23 - 695 upvotes

  4. u/B12_BOMBER_ - 628 upvotes

  5. u/anesthetl3rain3 - 587 upvotes


Top Submissions

  1. Have we been outjerked? - 1059 upvotes

  2. Lion enters classroom - 1016 upvotes

  3. šŸ„ŗšŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ - 934 upvotes

  4. It gets harder every year - 695 upvotes

  5. honestly... same, who even cares about fish - 665 upvotes


Top Comments

  1. Anita Tagore spent the last five years researching and writing about the benefits of animal-based... - 426 upvotes
  2. [I fucking love this guy, but there's no way he pumps bangers out like that without cheat days.

...](/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/1i1tso8/lion_enters_classroom/m78xuwx/) - 271 upvotes
3. Ummm akshuallly there's no link between eating dietary cholesterol and cholesterol leaking from y... - 259 upvotes
4. I don't think he's being very inclusive of people who want to help the animal rights movement but... - 256 upvotes
5. ugh itā€™s this sort of hyperbolic moral equivalency from radical activists that made me give up an... - 226 upvotes


Thank you to everyone who contributed to the community this month. We appreciate you!


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5 Comments
2025/01/31
01:00 UTC

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Another great reason to start the carnivore diet.

When youā€™re hungry, you can just bite the fruit (fat) gushers on your hands šŸ¤¤

12 Comments
2025/01/30
21:00 UTC

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Processed my 9-year-old steer and now heā€™s a rug. šŸ„ā¤ļø

So, I raised Ricky, my first bottle calf, for 9 years. We shared so many special momentsā€” He was basically my spirit animal, but donā€™t get sad. I loved him so much, I turned him into a rug. Because nothing says ā€œI careā€ like walking on your pet every day. šŸ āœØ

Honestly, Iā€™m redefining what it means to be a compassionate farmerā€”who else can say they raised a steer and then turned him into a stylish home accessory?

#FarmToRug #CompassionateProcessing #VeganButMakeItFurnishing

Context

11 Comments
2025/01/30
20:57 UTC

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Damn gotta stop being vegan or my bones will turn to dust šŸ˜”

18 Comments
2025/01/30
16:42 UTC

125

What an inconvenience!

Very humane and pain free. Just like my uncle's salmon farm. Many such cases

3 Comments
2025/01/30
14:32 UTC

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Farmers treating their animals like family šŸ„°

1 Comment
2025/01/30
10:24 UTC

87

"Here's carnism!"

1 Comment
2025/01/30
04:43 UTC

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I thought this post may be one of you.

1 Comment
2025/01/30
03:28 UTC

283

1984 šŸ˜”

3 Comments
2025/01/29
22:44 UTC

74

Veganism is the false belief that individual choices matter. Real leftists eat meat.

Personal choices to not consume animal products doesn't matter, something you ridiculous vegoons don't understand. The meat and milk will still be manufactured even if no one buys it, it is just an undeniable fact of capitalism. Companies produce 70% of all pollutions (to deliver my amazon packages and make my burgers) so my choices are meaningless the twitter post said so.

phew thank god I obliterated those vegans I thought I would have to give up chicken nuggets for a second there.

5 Comments
2025/01/29
21:52 UTC

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Wanting to discuss fine arts that doesnā€™t involve using animal skin or insect blood or bird feathers or pig anus

HUHHHHHWUHHHHH??? YOU WANNA SPEND $300 OR MORE ON FAKE LEATHER??? WHEN THE ONLY OTHER OPTION IS DEFINITELY PLASTIC?????

6 Comments
2025/01/29
21:06 UTC

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honestly... same, who even cares about fish

45 Comments
2025/01/29
20:07 UTC

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I canā€™t stand these extremists, their rhetoric just turns people off the abolitionist cause. They refuse to even concede that a limit on how many slaves you own is better than no change at all

8 Comments
2025/01/29
18:46 UTC

292

With that being said...Veganism is a New World Order agenda

17 Comments
2025/01/29
16:26 UTC

272

"I donā€™t know who needs to hear this

103 Comments
2025/01/29
14:08 UTC

121

no compare šŸ˜ 

1 Comment
2025/01/29
13:07 UTC

72

New meat unlocked

6 Comments
2025/01/29
04:32 UTC

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Only thing worse than a vegan is when vegans link up and make a song together

1 Comment
2025/01/29
03:38 UTC

34

I'm so embarrassed by vegans who attack my friend for giving away dog milk for free

He works at an animal shelter. Obviously he doesn't breed animals, and shouldn't. But his rescue dogs were bred to produce more milk than they can handle, so he has to milk them.

He gives the milk away for free, to prevent people from buying animal milk. We all know how supply and demand works. The more people buy milk, the more cows are bred, treated horribly, and eventually killed. What he does literally saves lives, which is the purpose of animal sanctuaries and veganism in general.

Yet lots of vegans attack him for this. They say he's not a true vegan, it's not a true shelter, he's still engaging in animal exploitation, the dogs can't consent, he should just pour the milk down the drain. Do you seriously not realise how ridiculous that is? What good do you think that would do?

Just imagine you're shot in the butt, and you pass out, and the paramedics refuse to help you, because they don't want to touch your butt without your consent. Do you think that would be reasonable? Would you be happy about that? I see no difference.

4 Comments
2025/01/29
03:20 UTC

176

Took just Two seconds of googling. Do vegans know what futility is?

18 Comments
2025/01/28
23:11 UTC

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We listen and we don't judge

Truly being vegoon is near (or literally) impossible for a ton of us for a multitude of reasons, but everyone on here is trying their damn best. I still have things I can work on and feel guilty about them, especially when I see others doing so much better than me. Soā€¦ letā€™s feel less guilty about it together!

Whatā€™s that one thing that you wonā€™t give up? Be it for cost, taste, hate the alternatives, a literal necessity, or you simply love it too much to part with. AND whatā€™s the one thing you are most proud of that you didn't murder or found a alternative to?

6 Comments
2025/01/28
20:40 UTC

594

I WILL DO ANYTHING TO ANIMALS EXCEPT STOP FHARMING THEM

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32 Comments
2025/01/28
20:13 UTC

178

Vegancirclejerk is a cesspool and their moderation is nonexistent.

I was explaining that I am 6 years vegan and have accidentally consumed Honey Nut Cheerios 3 times a day every week so it can absolutely happen to someone else who doesnā€™t have internet or the conviction to google a productā€™s information for like 2 seconds if they do have internet. I thought I was in arrrr Vegan but it was actually the circlejerk sub and I could tell from the way they were typing they were obviously making fun of me and mods didnā€™t ban people who disagreed with my specific view of beganism :((( I donā€™t like that!!! Whatā€™s the point of a circlejerk sub anyway!!

17 Comments
2025/01/28
15:04 UTC

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I read that lots of vegans are angry and push people away from the cause. How do we acommodate new vegans that only wanna do a little bit of murdering, but not a lot of it?

Should I join them on their meat cheat days so they feel supported?

8 Comments
2025/01/28
11:36 UTC

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Not actually based on true events

7 Comments
2025/01/28
04:32 UTC

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Egg

Egg... egg egg egg, egg egg egg. Egg, egg egg egg egg. Egg?

14 Comments
2025/01/28
03:05 UTC

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