I’m not a vampire, I just like drinking things that taste like iron, like blood. Unfortunately my lips don’t appreciate the constant biting that I do to taste it. And yes I am taking iron supplements for an iron deficiency.

Walking into a room dramatically, flicking their cape, and saying ‘I vant to suck your blood’ in an exaggerated accent? Or just dramatically pull down their sunglasses and say, ‘I am the night’ Share your wildest yet hilarious 'most vampire thing' scenario u can think of.

What happens if an neurodivergent person turns is the brain converted to a neurotypcal state or does it maintain its current state

I mean this so genuinely fdslfjsl. I love opening reddit and seeing fascinating discussion over the literary origins and purpose of vampires, where people discuss their theories on how vampires came to be, which type of vampire seems more realistic, etc. And then I refresh reddit and see a genuinely curious post asking about vampire genitalia/sexual function. I am never not amused here because I am both sides of this dichotomy LMFAO

Hey, fellow enthusiasts! I'm currently crafting a story centered around a monster hunting academy where various supernatural creatures, like Vampires, Werewolves, and Demons, exist. Among the main characters, I have a Vampire who joins the academy, and I'm trying to set some intriguing rules for vampires in my universe. I’m leaning away from the classic trope of them burning in sunlight since it would complicate their school life. I’d love to hear your favorite vampire tropes and any unique twists you think could make my vampires stand out in literature. What unique characteristics or rules do you think could be cool to include?

Like could I take a Nerf super soaker to a vampire and blast them into oblivion. Seems like kinda a dumb weakness by comparison to the rest of the ones I’ve heard

I noticed that "undead" appears to refer to basically anything denoted by the property of still being animate after death, but a) if you referred to Jesus as undead then you'd probably get some weird looks b) vampires have ... uh, not necessarily died and remaibed animate.

Why are vampires considered undead? And on that note, why are people who were honest-to-God resurrected not? (But yet liches are?)

(As I see it, other than these edge cases, the remaining categories of undead can be sorted into 6 groups based on 2 degrees of materiality and 3 degrees of sapience.)