when i was fourteen, i asked how to be a vampire on reddit. now i keep missing all of my work shifts because i sleep all day and drinking blood is surprisingly both disgusting and apparently dangerous!

Is it weird that I really wanna be a hellsing style vampire from the manga, or do people share the same feelings as me?

Random horror-comedy anti-fanfic crossover idea I just had to get out of my head. Just a oneshot for now, but with the possibility of continuing it later. Summary: Things don’t exactly go according to plan on Bella’s first hunt as a newborn vampire when a helicopter crashes nearby. Breaking Dawn meets Fifty Shades Darker with TVD-inspired vampire rules.

https://leannelukacs.com/2024/05/03/eat-the-rich-a-twilight-x-fifty-shades-au-crackspitefic/

Everyone's always asking, "How do you become a vampire? How does it feel to become a vampire?" But nobody is asking...

"What would you do if a vampire bit your love interest and wisked them away to their lair?"

The drama intensifies...

A distant relative informed me that this would help someone.

This is new for me, as is english, but all things are done in time. I am from France, i know many language poorly but i have interest about the way those who enjoy us believe us to be. So ask long questions please

What is the step by step process and or method on to be turned into a vampire? I want to be turned.!!! I’m currently 25 years old. I’m not getting any younger. So would like to be turned so I won’t age any more. As well as acquire superhuman strength and speed, stamina and heightened senses.

Does anyone know of any good vampire novels/even online literature set within semi-modern times that has a human and vampire romance trope (preferably slow-burn)?
I'm looking for something along the lines of Twilight or vampire diaries where the vampire lore isn't too extravagant or out there.

I just finished reading Crave but was thrown off by the concept of Dragon shifters and vampire royalty :/

I prefer more casual realism within the stories and less 'in-your-face' lore

How would ya feel if you got bit? When I was 15 that woulda been a dream come true but now i’m 35 boy howdy would I be pissed

Marked as NSFW for caution Lucien is the man who raised the prince of the vampires in my novel, Return of the Beast King. He suffers from a more unique case of DID (Dissociative Identity Disorder). He firmly believes himself to be human. However, the fact that he's been alive for an undocumented amount of time and possesses the strength of ten men has been making it difficult understanding that he is anything but human.

Artwork by TwistedUtopia on Twitter (X).

So I’ve been thinking of writing a fic about a guy getting this power and was wondering if there was a show/movie/novel out there that already had something like this. Thought this sub would be the best place to ask so I’d appreciate any leads, thanks!

Are there cases of cops that have ever tried to arrest a vampire?

My version of Vampires can only drink human blood they can't substitute it with animal blood but

Would it make sense if they can at least briefly substitute human blood with sugar?

They would have to consume a lot of it and it only works as like a temporary solution but does it make sense?

Edit:

Okay I didn't think people would be that interested hence why I put a basic question here's the whole idea

Okay, so Vampires feed on blood to drain people of their life force right? Well the main source of energy in the human body is glucose which is your blood sugar

This is why I think sugar works as a temporary solution to drinking blood but they do require proteins and other things found in blood hence why it's necessary to consume human blood

The reason I'm working out why animal blood doesn't work is a difference in proteins and glucose levels

And by sugar, I'm talking the pure hard-core kinds of it Honey, pixie sticks, mints, Peeps, etc.

Not like cookies and cake

Or is it quite the opposite?

What is the average lifespan of vampires?

I know they are not real.

But I've been obsessed with vampires for a few months now and I want to indulge in the aesthetic more. There are obvious ones, like goth fashion, I am also an evening person and have natural fangs. I have also created a playlist, but that's about all I could think of. What else could I do for the vibes without turning into a badly designed halloween decoration?