Hello ledditors I have been banging my academic advisor and got found out. Policy 69 specifically calls this out as a conflict of interest. Should I try to fight Vivek to get out of this?

Im an Indian student wanting to get into Uwaterloo, anyone has some advice on how to do so or how you managed to get in?

I AM A FIRST YEAR AND I LIKE LAZEEZ BECAUSE IM FUCKING STUPID AND DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT GOOD SHAWARMA IS AND I LIKE ALL MY FOOD COMPLETELY DRENCHED IN JIZZ SAUCE I ALWAYS ORDER ON THE STIX LOL ITS LIKE SHAWARMA POUTINE LOL ECKSDEE FOLLOW ME ON TIKTOK AND SUCK ON LAZDEEZ NUTS

Do I need extracurricular activities to get my first coop job?

Has it become harder to get co op due to covid 19

Remember that Feridun is forever and Goel will never be accepted

Hello everyone, I am a part of a discord group chat for my class and this morning I looked at the chat and I noticed some people posting low-tier memes about me as if I wasn't even in the chat. My heart feels so sunk I'm only in 1a and before I've even met these people they are saying r/comedycemetry -like things about me and I do not know why. Part of me thinks they are just jealous of my shitposting prowess but there was a few posting bad memes and not only one. This kind of memeing makes me wish to transfer schools or programs, it simply is too cringe. 😔

The only thing keeping me going at this point is knowing such that i have more and better shitposts than the rest and will very probably get upvoted for each and everything that I shitposted and get at least reddit 3 awards first term while the rest of the people memeing me will get downvoted because their shitposts are simply not as good as mine.

Any advice I would greatly appreciate in these very trying times.

Sincerely and yours truly

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What rogue takeover are you talking about? Nothing! I, uh.. said nothing. But what's important is that I'm back.

edit: shit i forgot to make a new account for this

Edit: fund LOWER? IDK. Y'all need a backronym though

Am I the Asshole?

Hi everyone. Kind of an emergency here, I'm taking BIOL 201: Human Anatomy and am really struggling to digest the course content. We were talking about the lungs today and my professor mentioned inhalation but did not clarify whether or not we were supposed to exhale or if the air would just go away on its own.

Please help, I have been holding my breath for 8 hours

Please vote for me,

What I'll do as mod:

Tell everyone to fuck off and go to r/uwaterloo.

Delete all the posts.

Repost the worst memes I can find on r/uwaterloo on here.

View Poll

So this is a rant, be prepared.

I really want to know what makes r/uwaterloojerk students so special to employers because I have yet to see anyone outstanding or spectacular in the program. Sure, some students might be smart, but everyone in shitposting is smart. They don't take the same grueling schedule or difficult courses as other meme programs like ECE or Geomatics, nor do any of them really stand out to me. When I talked to some r/UWATERLOOJERK students they seemed like normal kids who aren't really smarter than any of us. In fact, a lot of them seem so much more unintelligent and complaining about their marks/courses. I share a couple of courses with them and, honestly, the constant bitching from their 1B cohort about some of our shared courses makes me want to laugh. The worst part is, they overexaggerate how hard their profs made their courses so they can belittle my cohort or try to make us feel stupid by making us think that we didn't learn enough or don't have challenging profs. News flash, we have challenging content too, and I'd argue the shit we have to put up with is much more intense than what you guys have gone through.

And then there are the employment statistics. I'm thinking that employers only hire r/UWATERLOOJERK students cause they have 'uwaterloo' in their program name. There's absolutely nothing that separates these students from other shitposting cohorts. In fact, many of us have better shitposting skills, experience and knowledge than r/UWATERLOOJERK students, yet they got coddled with jobs and preferable treatment. I don't get it. I wish CECA would block our program names and just let employers decide based off of merit. Some r/UWATERLOOJERK students don't have a single meme to their name, yet they landed a job while others in geomatics, cs, ece, nano, etc... have done so much with their life but are doomed to lower employment rates simply due to our program being not perceived as 'meme-worthy.' I really want to know what people see in r/UWATERLOOJERK students compared to other shitposting cohorts.

Honestly, what is it about them? My only experience with r/UWATERLOOJERK students, and yes I've encountered lots of them, is their bitching and whining about stuff that isn't hard. They're also incredibly arrogant and like to humblebrag to you a lot, which is just fantastic to listen to and definitely makes you not want to pick up a keyboard and smash them in the face. Who gave them the right to be so self-righteous? I'm honestly really annoyed with how their cohort is the most employed, even during a pandemic. Sometimes I did regret that I didn't apply for r/UWATERLOOJERK, but seeing how toxic, arrogant, and whiny the r/UWATERLOOJERK kids are, I'm not feeling too bad either.

This is my rant. I'd like to get the thoughts of non-R/UWATERLOOJERK students to have a reasoned, objective perspective on why they're so overvalued.

Also to clarify, I recognize there may be some amazing and deserving students in r/UWATERLOOJERK, but what I've seen in general is the opposite.

Haha I so funee MEME upMEMEs to the MEME left

Do any of you MEMEfriends also like MEMEs?

now please step into this room and lock the door behind you so you can show me your ID please...