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Shitty or notable comments from people who hate the DarkEnlightenment subreddit

Some comments that are particularly interesting, funny, ridiculous etc that need to be removed from the /r/darkenlightenment will be posted here as a humorous distraction. Particularly interesting links to /r/darkenlightenment from other subreddits will also be posted.

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Stop worshiping his desiccated corpse, or at the very least take off those stupid red hats.

/u/crapitemnoob gives his opinion on an op-ed making a comparison between watergate and russiagate.

Holy shit what a fucking brainlet. There’s a difference between Nixon illegally breaking and entering to BUG and WIRE his opponents for his own personal advantage. Compared to sending an informant to speak to number of members that had suscipious links to Russians. What a trash article, I thought this sub was for reactionary and actual members of the right not losers in red hats worshipping their desiccated corpse, complete with his own swamp.

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2018/05/28
10:20 UTC

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Image shitpost trolls

There was apparently some sort of attempt to spam the sub with a lot of shit post images last night.

/u/AllWorldLegacy posted an image with the following title

This article really articulates a lot of what will help enlighten the newcomers

In case the original picture is deleted, it was a picture of an octopus ceiling lampshade.

/u/PM_ME_WHITE_PRIDE posted two image links with the following titles:

I think this is a good point

Image of a "fire axe box" with a hammer and sickle inside. caption: Break in case of capitalist crisis.

Is this dark enlightenmemt?

A guy laying down in and covered in cherry pie filling. Looks kind of like a dead guy covered in blood.

/u/idk4goodname made a comment "there is only like two of us posting" which is what made me suspect this was a brigade.

He also posted a very NSFW link. It is a badly gored body, or at least looks like one.

Am I doing it right?

He also posted:

This photo makes me rethink life

A fat man with his gut face swapped with his face

/u/RandomReddditor527 Posted a link to goatse dot info with the title "Satanism only makes sense. ALL HAIL KEK."

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2017/05/17
12:53 UTC

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/u/selfhatingyankreturn makes three posts before getting past the no short post rule to tell us half of americans should be exterminated for skepticism of climate change and donald trump support.

One, Two, Three.

First two posts were removed for being too short, he took the same text and expanded on it slightly, but it that wasn't long enough so he expanded a bit more and got through. The last bit of text /u/selfhatingyankreturn wrote is below:

Between the Republicans and the Libertarians, over half of Americans voted for a president who denies science. What should the consequences be? Should we punish them?

(47.5% for Trump + 3% for Johnson means 50.5% for ideologues that are against the scientific consensus and a danger to humanity) like it or not, anyone who denies the possibility of climate change has no place among the living imo.

Ideally the whole world would come together and bomb them into oblivion before they've got a chance to strike back, but that's just my view. What can individuals and countries around the world do to make them pay?

Also, here is a comment from within the final thread from the same guy.

The white race needs to be cleaned up. I suggest involuntary euthanasia for anyone with an IQ below 125. We cannot let the blacks be laughing at us!!!!

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2016/11/12
18:04 UTC

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/u/thro_way willfully misunderstands what I am saying, then tells me I don't belong in my own sub.

I saved an archive of the comments below:

http://archive.is/teNbU

Basically, there was an article in the NYT talking about conflict between free speech leftists and what is often called SJWs or the regressive left (they are one and the same). I didn't coin either of those terms but they are fairly well known and established among related alt right communities. He took issue with using this term. Whether or not regressive left was a good phrase to coin, it was created and has an unambiguous definition. I am not the one to complain to about this because I don't control which terms the culture adopts or does not adopt.

He then tells me I don't belong in my own sub. I am sorry, but that is just a very stupid thing to do. He should have been at least somewhat aware of who the mods are and try not to say stupid things to them.

I find this interaction somewhat amusing because of the shear density of /u/thro_way

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2016/08/28
22:28 UTC

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/u/renben9 make a sarcastic comment

Needless to say, not the kind of commentary we are looking for in /r/darkenlightenment

Ayyyooo, hol' up.

*creates commons*

So you be sayin'

*establishes rule of law*

Hol' up, hol' up

*invents scientific method*

So you be sayin'

*creates industrialization*

WE WUZ KANGZ?!

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2016/07/06
23:38 UTC

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/u/lawerencewidman posts a series of strange nonsensical rants while the mods were busy.

Some high effort shitposting. I was away for a couple of days, so this troll snuck a few past me. He is banned now, so hopefully we won't be seeing him anytime soon. His first self post:

So, Here is the History my brothers. There were these Starlings who lived in the black forest who were people that looked and acted like Jesus. That is because they were his Kin. They were starlings. They were originally from Israel before they were kicked out of there due to their white magic being too powerful and scaring the fuck out of everyone. Being the antisemitic asshole that Martin Luther was, he knew that these Jewish kin were hiding out in the Black Forest and ordered that they send in dogs to kill them all. Unfortunately like most exterminations the fucking brown/red finches attempt it didn't fucking work. You would think after thousands of years of practice they would get that shit right. Well they fucked up. Because Jesus came back to help write the King James version of the Bible in England. (I mean what the fuck do you expect? The first of his line not to come back?) Then there were the rest of the Germanic tribes that were like fuck these luther motherfuckers (many remaining Saxons for sure). We're moving out. Many of them did. They went to places like England or Serbia or any fucking other place besides Germany. But it was difficult for them. Many of them were killed and didn't fit in, being that they spoke German for fucking 2500 years. So what the fuck do you expect? Yes, Luther is Hitler reincarnated. Its the fucking truth. I'm sorry. Someone has to tell the truth here. Exterminate the fucking truth, but it always comes back! YOU FUCKSTICK! Stop raping children. P.S. Goes out to my Saxon Princess who stuck it out in Germany for 3000 years with her kin despite all the assholes everywhere. A slave/a worker/a princess, her and her family. Those trumpets are singing for you. I found your warhorse my princess: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Arabian

His second self post:

"“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.” -George Orwell - Animal Farm. Or as I like to put it, "All people are equal, its just some people are more equal than others."

Look bitches, I'm done saving my shit for you. Someone else can give you their shit farmer. "Save all your shit, all your shit for me"--that's what the farmers would sing because shit was money to them. Dirty fucks feeding the world garbage so they could make more babies. I tried being nice and even respectful, but you failed to understand that. Why should someone have to love everyone equally? Is that fucking right? What if someone ass raped you, would you then say, OH I love you more now? Maybe if you were into sodomy you fuckers. I've never beaten anyone in my entire life (or any lifetime). I may have hit my little sister from time to time, but I never left a mark. Hell, I never even left physical damage.

Roger is a fucking boar and Isabella is his daughter.

I raised fucking pigs. There are good pigs. My parents sow had 20 a litter. She took care of them, all except the runt which we took care of. When we took the pigs to 4-H in general we tried to take them in robust condition. They weren't all fat and shit. We also didn't fucking beat them. So they had some meat on their bones. They also had some fat. Generally that means good quality meat. It is not all fucking hard and shit where it will get stuck in your fucking teeth. I know how to take care of shit. Obviously you fuckers do not.

“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.” - Getting that general feeling with you Isabella.

“Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals. He sets them to work, he gives back to them the bare minimum that will prevent them from starving, and the rest he keeps for himself.” -Stop feeding your girls shit Roger

“The distinguishing mark of man is the hand, the instrument with which he does all his mischief.” -Fuck you Isabella. No I don't like being beat you worthless pig FUCK YOU. Hitting someone in the same spot over and over is fucked up. Also fucking lashing their calf, thigh, butt, and stomach. Not only that but doing it to each spot at least twice. That type of shit is ingrained in you. It comes naturally. FUCK YOU.

“they had come to a time when no one dared speak his mind, when fierce, growling dogs roamed everywhere, and when you had to watch your comrades torn to pieces after confessing to shocking crimes.” -Basically, send in the dogs. Real fucking cool assholes. Sounds like something you would do.

Now you know your story. Go fuck yourself. Animal Farm, is why you both became human. You dirty fucking pigs.

Read the fucking book. Get enlightened. Learn from your mistakes. Don't fucking talk to me. Don't even fucking look at me.

Maybe someday I'll forgive your ass. But not until you fucking repent from your assholic ways. Why the fuck would people forgive someone without their repentance? How fucking stupid is that.

Eat some fucking greens too. Fat whore.

And the last self post:

If you want to be a medium, I have no problem with you doing it. I just don't want to bother people when they are sleeping. Just FYI. Its just not me. I mean I was Jesus. I'll be freaking honest. People tried to pray to me. But the truth is, I ignored their prayers. Evil people wanted to wake me up. I just slept. Its hard for people to break my shell. They simply can't. Even though they tried to make me a God. Its not my role. I'll sleep just fine I hope again. I don't want to be a God.

Fuck the assholes that promoted praying to Jesus. You know who the fuck you were. Greedy fucks everyone of them. No fucker, pray to God asshole and there are plenty of FUCKING GODS.

Get off my back! Jesus was a good dude, but he wasn't a God. I mean he was a son of God. A lot of people are sons of a God. Jesus fucking Christ. Hell God took care of him. God wasn't even his real father. His real father was Lucifer. The original lightbringer. The fallen angel.

Find GOD. Pray to your angel for help if you have one. That's what they are there for. Pray for yourself. Pray that you will fix your problems before you pass on. Pray that your soul will stay with you in this lifetime. Stop praying to Jesus. He's got his own problems. Most of them are because of evil.

If you want to WWJD and stuff that's cool. I mean Jesus was Neutural Good. He just didn't want evil fucks in charge. He appreciated the law but at the same time appreciated chaos. He just doesn't like evil at all. So sue him.

Just stop acting like Jesus was the savior. The world is not ending anytime soon either for those crazy fucks out there.

What Jesus wants and its truly honest. He wants to be with his original woman. He wants to live a simple life with very little technology. He wants to do psychic readings and raise kids.

But if Jesus can only spend time with his guardian angel, then that may be what he does. Fuck it. Live in a car and hang out with my Angel. Eat walnuts and drink coconut water. Piss and Shit at Walmart and buy more walnuts.

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2016/04/12
01:41 UTC

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/u/atheistguy007 submits a rather disturbing call to violence. I am not sure if he is a legit loony or if it is some leftist/agent provocateur

Original post which has of course been removed. I am not sure if this was a legit crazy person, but I highly doubt it. I feel it is more likely either a random leftist trying to stir up trouble or an agent provocateur. In the later case, it would mean the government has taken an interest in the sub and is trying to draw people out and/or discredit the community. False flags are a related phenomenon. Overall, the writing here seems to be somewhat professional, possibly edited. The discussion of the (almost certianly fictional) terrorism and a terrorist organization seems a little pointed as well as if this is someone working for homeland security trying to stir something up.

It seems like such a long time ago now, but it really has only been a couple years since the war started. I remember the day when something snapped inside me, and I decided it was time to wage a war against the US government. I no longer wanted to continue living like this. I preferred death by a hail of bullets to living in this sick, disgusting society any longer. I suspected back then that my own war against this society could be turned into a full-fledged civil war, as there must be other men like me with the exact same thoughts, but I never dreamed it would have materialized in the way it has.

I had a few hundred dollars on me, just enough to give me some initial time to think over how to conduct my one man war against the System. The only military advantage I had against the System was that I looked like an ordinary citizen, as one of their pawns. The ability to blend into the society they control was the only real weapon I possessed. I could strike, retreat, and blend back into the crowd.

The first thing I had to do was find a way to live off the land, and I don't mean hunting animals and farming. Most of the people in this society, including the whites, go along with it. Pick a random person, and 9 out of them 10 deserve to be killed (more in the metropilitan areas). Living off the land in hostile enemy territory means killing the enemy and taking his shit. I've found the average kill tends to net an easy $100 or so, more if you can convince them first to hand over information like pin numbers before plugging them.

Murder-muggings were not the way to go, I quickly discovered. It was too unpredictable, and usually involved too much luring of the enemy into a location where a gun-shot wouldn't cause me too much trouble. I quickly discovered home invasions tended to net far more money, and were much easier to pull off. The best targets tend to be old people. It's not hard to scout them out; pull up your vehicle into a promising looking neighborhood, look for houses with only a single car parked in the street or garage. Elderly old white women usually make the easiest targets, and it is usually easy enough to occupy the place for long enough to find information that will let you access their banks accounts online and start depositing their money into anonymous bitcoin wallets. This was how I scored my first major heist ($87,000 in some old Jewish bitch's checking account), that let me have the time to plan out larger military operations.

'Living off the land' gave me what I needed to focus on the war. I went out to the midwest and rented a place for cheap in the woods, giving the landlord the full year's rent upfront, in cash. From there I started looking into building bombs, and especially mortars. The IRA used their own homemade mortars to great effect, and I wanted to see how easy it would be to make my own. I found the designs online, plus instructions on how to build the explosive, that allowed for an improved range of about 2,500 feet. The first test would involve going to a major city and firing it off. I naturally choose Washington DC, and I would aim the mortar in the general direction of the white house and hope for the best.

I rented a motel room within the maximum range of the range of the mortar to the white house. I had trouble aiming this thing in test runs, but the mathematics behind setting up the aim wasn't too hard to figure out, and I was somewhat accurate. I though to myself, as I gained access to the motel rooftop at 2:30 in the morning, that I would be terribly afraid to have tried this a few months ago. I remember almost pissing in my pants a few times while I was 'living off the land' and had some close calls during the home invasions, but such incidents had hardened me. The media try to make you think police are everywhere and able to find you, but that is a bunch of bullshit. I was shocked at just how helpless the police were to solve crimes that didn't have obvious motives. But while they don't give a shit about the peons, surely they would have more security for something like this?

I fired the mortar off, and quickly left the rooftop, leaving it behind. I couldn't exactly carry it with me, nor did I want to be found with the thing on me during my escape. I had used a fake name and disguise when getting the room, so I had no fear that when they eventually found it that they would be able to catch up to me. I went to my car and drove away on my pre-determined escape route. I drove about 10 minutes away before I ran into pigs. I turned on the radio and heard that there was a terrorist attack on the white house. The mortar hit the target! There were no casualties, but the government was setting up roadblocks everywhere, and now I was stuck in one.

When it was my turn, it was some lazy nigger officer. He asked me a couple questions about where I was going, and then waved me throught the checkpoint. I thought to myself “This is their national security?”

I got back to my place in the midwest, feeling overwhelmed at how easy it was to bomb the symbol of the System's governance. What was more interesting to me when I got back and looked on the internet, that a few groups were already claiming credit for the attack. One was your typical Muslim terrorist group somewhere in the middle east, but the one that interested me the most was calling itself the White Liberation Army.

As I did some research into the WLA group taking credit for my handi-work, I found they had also taken credit for a number of other incidents. The last thing they took credit for was a young white kid shooting up a bunch of niggers in a church somewhere. The kid was taken alive and never claimed to be a part of this group, and most people were sure they were lying. Just a bunch of angry white men online anonymously pretending to be starting the race war we all know is coming one day.

I guess I was a little peeved at first by the WLA taking credit for my hard work, but as read their website, I agreed with almost everything they were saying. White people in this society are enslaved to jews and their agenda. The jewish media and their non-jewish Zionist lackeys have forced integration with blacks on this nation, and have warped the minds of the white nation youth to go along with it. White men were being recruited to fight in wars to die for the lies of jews. The media was trying to turn young white men into faggots, and make white girls grow up to think their best chance for success in this life is to miscegenate with niggers the System has decided to make rich for playing basketball or creating coon-music for the white youth to consume.

While I initially saw them as cowardly, I realized they were the people I was hoping for. I only started my one man army to wage war against the System because there was no army like this one to join. The WLA were generals in our liberation war, but what they needed was soldiers, and a method to command them.

I initially decided against trying to contact them online. After all, it could just be some sort of government trap, to lure in people who think like me. Looking at the website further, I saw they had a list of targets that needed to be exterminated. Many of these were obviously high-profile targets that would either be difficult or impossible to get close to. But many of them were actually fairly ordinary people, low down on the System food-chain.

One was a washed up old jewish actress, who had taken to social media to spew lots of garbage. The WLA people got wind of her and put her on this list, and even provided the address where she was currently staying. For a guy that just got away scot-free launching a mortar shell at the White House, I figure another home invasion would be a cakewalk in comparison. I just needed a way to let the WLA know that this time, they really could take credit for it.

I decided to use internet proxies and a disposable email service to send them a message. I used their public PGP for extra security. I told them within the next few days, a certain person on their list would dead, but for now I wouldn't tell them who, just in case they were a government trap and would alert them before I could get to them.

I sent off the encrypted email, and started making my way to the address given on the WLA's list of targets. It wasn't too far, about a 10 hour drive to somewhere in southern California. I took with me one of my old USPS uniforms. Pretending to be a postal carrier I found was an easy way to conceal a weapon on you, and have people lower their guard and open the door for you.

When I got their, I changed into the uniform in my car, and parked it about half a mile away. I rang the doorbell. I was surprised to see the old washed up jew-hag herself open the door. I said “Package for xxx, could you please sign here?” As she was signing, I took the liberty to pistol whip her back into the door, and closed the door behind me. She was knocked out. I quickly went around, looking to see if anyone else was in the house. I found a black man in the bedroom. The night stands were covered in malt-liquor bottles, and it appeared the guy was still out like a light. I took the pillow from the other side of the bed, put it on his face, pressed my pistol against the pillow and fired. I looked for more people in the house, but couldn't find anyone else. The jew-hag was still laying on the floor, knocked out cold. I took a cushion from the loveseat and pressed it against her face as well, and pulled the trigger.

From my previous experience, I knew I had enough time to loot some valuables. I found a few thousand dollars on the nigger, as well as a lot of drugs that he was probably selling to the jew-hag. I found some jewelry that I might be able to sell later, but not much else. I left the house and quickly walked back to the car, and drove back to my safe house.

I was going to make contact with the WLA again, but it seems I already had a reply from them. “Did you kill that jew-bitch xxx? We will be taking credit for this in our media. We need to get in touch with you ASAP. You are the sort of guy we have been looking for. We're going to need you to command some of the new recruits we have made.”

That was how it all began...

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2015/12/08
16:10 UTC

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/u/hulkhogan deletes all of his history and submits questionable links

First he posted a reasonably good link about cultural marxism. Quite possibly a bait and switch tactic.

He then posted a talk by a Marxist "philosopher" from Europe. One who was caught plagiarizing american rennaisance. The guy also sounds retarded and seems unhinged.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dNbWGaaxWM

Then a link from huffington post which blatantly hates whites https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TMrJDHu_TU&app=desktop

There is a chance he was just not familiar with what is appropriate, but there is a good chance that he was a troll. Erring on the side of caution here.

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2015/05/13
07:17 UTC

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/u/ZwgqCREepk writes an elaborate story on what he think neoreactionaries look like. Think South park WoW player parody. No new user automod rule made sure no one ever saw the comment.

I would rather have decline and collapse than whatever you dorks want. Aside from how ridiculous your ideology is, you're all probably fused to your chairs from a combination of dried semen, feces and fat folds enveloping the aforementioned chair. The wheels of said chairs are too caked with Doritos crumbs to move, and the floor is sticky from all the dried Mountain Dew that happened to dribble out of your Hutt-like gullets. You probably haven't even touched your fedora collections in months. /pol/ and this sub are the only salve you have from the daily pain that is your lives as 1000+ lb fedorabeards.

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2015/04/28
06:31 UTC

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New account wants exception to the no new account rule. Telling him no turned out to be a good idea.

/u/empiremind1 messaged the mods wanting an exception. Brand new account, no comments.

Hey can I get approval to post on /r/darkenlightenment

This is a new account, of course, I don't want my posting here to be linked to my main account. I could just wait a week a week and get 10 comment karma from somewhere, but that's a pain.

Can I just get approval and you ban me if I'm a troll (which I'm not).

nemester:

no, you need to wait 7 days and get 10 karma. its not that hard

Then in a second message:

Also, if you make a reasonable comment, we will likely approve it when we see it. Or you can message about getting it approved. Make sure it is a good comment though.

empiretroll:

ok, check out my post here

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkEnlightenment/comments/33ymir/problems_with_the_red_pill_reddit_community/

you might want to approve it

empiretroll's self post content:

They claim to be a community focused on "Discussion of sexual strategy in a culture increasingly lacking a positive identity for men." but really it's more about muh dick. My thoughts on the community is that, well, it's a shit-hole.

it wasn't even good in the beginning, going over the archive.org posts, it's always been about muh dick.

They focus entirely on how to get sluts to pump&dump and have a ton of long, long, long hardly comprehensible posts talking about their experiences using a myriad of cringey social identity words. There is no focus or discussion on real issues relating to the sexual marketplace, long-term relationships or the such.

It's all "guiz, my ex did/said this", "i totes fucked this slut last night and blah blah blah" and a bit of discussion about rape victims, but of course, nothing of any real value. There are a few posts of some actual substance, but most of them could be summed in a couple paragraphs but instead they're like reading a fucking book,

Really, the site is full of angry betas whose ex-gfs all cheated on, suddenly all women are sluts.Theredpill is too close to the PUA community.

PUA is fundamentally about teaching you how to put on a performance so that women will find you attractive. This is good for betas and nerds, because it covers up self-loathing and other emotional issues that are the reason they can't talk to girls in the first place.

I'm all for using PUA as a stepping stone for a nerd to get used to the idea that it's okay to talk to girls, but it's easy to get bogged down in it.

People spend years learning PUA (or taking "the red pill"), all they're doing is learning how to create a better performance, to dance a beter dance.

But they do not realise how much of a shitty self-loathing place that idea comes from? The idea that a girl could never like you for who you are, so you NEED to practice your performance in order to make her like you? They've got issues there.

They spend years learning PUA and bang some coked up drama-magnet clubsluts, and then wonder why they're still not happy.

Sure theoretically PUA works on all kinds of girls, but you attract what you are, and if you are a shitty emotional wreck, then you will attract other people who are also shitty emotional wrecks. Covering up a mountain of insecurity with a thin veneer of game, is not a healthy method of self improvement.the movement may have some truths to it regarding women, but it generally just attracts degenerates who spend all their time thinking about sex.

Instead of being a beta who seeks approval from women by tipping his fedora and pandering after them, all you're learning to do is seek approval and validation from women through sex, sex of course being the highest form of approval. Alpha and beta are just two sides of the same shitty coin of insecurity - it's possible to escape by fixing that insecurity, not covering it up, and certainly not by building a philosophy around it (/r/theredpill[1] , absolutely delusional)

It's funny that hapa/asian/indian issues all got banned from r/theredpill. It just goes to show how most of them are still typical liberals who can't expand their mindset to anything beyond PUA garbage. Hence why they worship queers even though the rest of the "manosphere" type communities hate them, or why they're idiotic enough to think that race doesn't matter when anyone with half a brain knows that it obviously fucking does.

The main focus of the Red Pill is getting laid (or in their words, "sexual strategy"), while non-degenerate enlightened people desire relationships.

There's a lot of overlap in how the enlightened and the Red Pill view women, but the overall attitudes and goals differ.

Since the Red Pill considers "sexual strategy" as the most important goal, they are willing to abandon all other moral principles or ethical systems in it's name. To Red pillers, a 'blue-pill' or beta isn't simply someone who is uneducated concerning the behavior of women, they are someone who rejects that behavior as invalid or unethical, whereas the Red Pill considers it a natural and accepted part of their worldview. This is why Red Pillers constantly dehumanize and belittle blue-pills/betas to reinforce their ideology.

On the other hand, the enlightened reject the existing order as perverse and immoral. While the enlightened seek solidarity between men, the Red Pill is hyper-individualist and libertine.

I know plenty of women that don't fit the Red Pill perspective of alpha fucks beta bucks, the cock carousel, etc. The only women that I have seen riding the cock carousel are damaged ones, that dye their hair of crazy colors and that you know you have to avoid not because they're sluts, but because they're fucking crazy and make the lives of anyone that gets close to them a living hell. Of course, the fundamental theories of 'the red pill' do not claim that all women ride "the cock carousel" or that all women "alpha fucks beta bucks", but, the community takes the theories to the extreme and circlejerks incessantly over them.

It's also true that, from all the relationships I know, most of them were ended up by the girl, and in all those cases they immediately got together with another man. The easy mode about sex it's also true, if you care only about that of course.

It's an extremely exaggerated perspective on things that are real.

In conclusion, /r/theredpill[2] is a melting pot of angry fat perma-virgins, butthurt mens rights activists, shitty pickup artists and roidmonkeys trying to cover their insecurities with muscle and testosterone injections. Every post sounds like the betaest beta trying to seem cool.

/r/theredpill[3] 's users are almost all trash, which is why you see crappy posts being upvoted to the top while the hard straight-to-the-cut truth is downvoted to the bottom, the fundamental theories are ignored while they create their own kind of "red pill religion", with figureheads and idols spouting bullshit. The "movement" does have some truths to it regarding women, but it generally just attracts degenerates who spend all their time thinking about sex.

Read the theories and form your opinion, disregard the subreddit.

Shout-outs to /u/vakerr [4] , /u/MagnanimousGenius [5] and /u/Dick-Tracy [6] for their posts here. https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkEnlightenment/comments/33vx34/is_red_pill_fertility_negative/[7]

Just wow. Banned this guy. Nemester:

Thank you for confirming the value of my rule banning posts from new users. It certainly did its job this time. Not only that, but that you think that is a post that belongs here clearly demonstrates you don't belong here. So many ad hominems and shaming tactics. Either you are a troll or a retard. Now you are also banned. Please do not come to this subreddit anymore, you aren't wanted.

Edit: looks like we have a bit of an obsessive stalker personality here. He created another new account and sent me this message claiming to look through my entire history.

This is empiremind1.

Sorry to waste your time Nemester with my idiocy. I've gone through the entirety of your profile to the first post, I can entirely see where you're coming from.

With your ironfisted enforcement of rules, you've created a good community; something that's near impossible to find online today.

I'll keep it short and sweet, this will be my last direct correspondence with you. I'll be back, this time following the rules to a T, you'll probably recognize me from my writing style eventually. We'll see, you can't keep anybody out on an anonymous forum like Reddit. My intentions are good, we'll see what you think... soon.

I've been banned a couple times for being overly argumentative after I got a little too drunk to reddit, generally it's kinda like a traffic ticket where you can politely talk your way out of it and get reinstated.

politely talk your way out of it and get reinstated.

And yet so few banned users take this route, even when specifically directed towards it. - /u/Nemester

Looks like he is attempting some social engineering. Good thing I am not all that responsive to it. Second account is banned as well.

1 Comment
2015/04/26
22:45 UTC

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/u/XYEaQMZJvS makes a series of troll comments

/u/XYEaQMZJvS is a typical troll. He made this link submission to the sub showing communists executing nazis.

What really needs to happen

He submitted a self post titled

How many fedoras do I need to own to join your group?

With this text:

I have quite a collection going. Also a pyramid of empty Mountain Dew cans that my mom helped me build.

I admit i laughed at that. In that post he commented:

Also, is there a required percentage of pseudo-intellectual word salad that my posts must contain?

Not as funny, but still a chuckle.

He made this comment on this thread:

Sadly the author of that cannot be retracted from existence.

This comment on this thread.

Implying the neckbeards that inhabit this cesspool and others like it are getting any sex to begin with. I've read Paris Hilton fan fiction more realistic than the "field reports" people post on /r/TheRedPill.

This comment on this thread

It significantly increased the number of buttraged whiny men, for one thing.

He could have done better I think.

He made this comment on this thread:

Handsome tax? I guess /r/DarkEnlightenment /r/TheRedPill, and /r/MensRights will have a lot more money in their pockets than everyone else.

A smirk at best.

He made this comment in this thread:

I need a good, obedient wife. My mom's knees are getting too bad and she can no longer bring Cheetoes and Mountain Dew to the basement I live in the gates of my Dark Enlightenment empire. My fedora collection is getting pretty dusty, too.

I lolled at that one, honestly. "gates of my dark enlightenment empire" has a nice ring to it.

1 Comment
2015/03/15
05:42 UTC

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Another multi-account troll that was so bad it forced me to add automoderator to remove all post from new accounts.

I am not going to relay every single comment or account this guy created, which was around 30 or more. Jeez, get a life. The original account was /u/starvingbaby.

He did post a link to an old conversation with the unhinged /u/martialecology who, though capable of intelligent commenting, was not well able to control his emotions and tended to get very acrimonious. This tendency eventually led to that account's banning. I assume this is the same guy since it would not have been easy to find this one specific comment unless you knew exactly where to look for it. Especially since it was made when the sub was 1000 people or less.

Later, a similarly named account /u/darkecologist appeared, which has since been deleted, and started posting similarly acrimonious comments. I believe this was the same guy again. This account was bad enough that it forced me to make a whole post on not being acrimonious and make it a rule. Here is the deleted account admitting his antics caused it in my acrimony post. I can't recall if I banned that account or if he just abandoned it. If I am right and all these accounts are the same guy, then he alone is responsible for two large moderation changes in the sub. Clamping down on acrimony and preventing new accounts from posting. Those were good changes nonetheless, so we made lemonade with this troll's lemons.

He mostly just copied and pasted the same comments again and again anyway, so I will just give you the gist of it. He was initially chastised and then banned for calling the sub "jewenlightenment." I will let him do the explaining.

My accound was banned and this post deleted:

Steve Sailer is a part jew working for a "conservative" jew Ron Unz. So it's not surprising that he is so popular among jewEnlightenment. Seems like these jews smell that something is in the air. These minorities that they have been using to destroy their European hosts don't actually treat them so well and don't give a fuck about their holocaust religion. So it's time to turn around... perhaps save the host?

It seems it didn't follow the politically correct rules of DE and was deleted (supposedly it insulted DE). Or maybe there's something about DE and jews or why there are so many jews here. Who knows.

My original message to him:

you have been banned from posting to /r/DarkEnlightenment[1] : DarkEnlightenment . note from the moderators: "

jewenlightenment

Ok, well, sorry you feel that way. Clearly you don't like the darkenlightenment so you don't really belong here."

Anyway, good riddance and thanks for giving me the motivation to set up automoderator.

0 Comments
2015/03/15
05:23 UTC

1

/u/badmeinberger makes a bunch of hate comments and calls everyone fascists.

Nothing too interesting about /u/badmeinberger, but this place is for trolls so here are his comments:

In response to this comment

I don't think you need to worry. You're twisted ideology is so utterly revolting to any reasonably civilized sensibilities that, with a bit of luck, you'll never be anything more than just another lunatic fringe of Nazis with fedoras.

God help us the day this fascist shit becomes popular.

In this thread he said:

It tickles me to picture you fascist fucks going through life like a bunch of hypochondriacs, eternally fearful of poisonous estrogen in every crack and crevice of reality. Like cooties.

"Oh my god... Does that stapler have estrogen on it?? OH MY GOD! IT'S GOING TO TURN ME INTO A WOMAN AND I'M GOING TO DIE!"

In the same thread:

That's an interesting remark coming from someone so hopelessly insecure about his own masculinity that he freaks out about this kind of shit.

Can't say I am all that worried about low T either, but no trolling allowed : (

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2015/03/15
04:45 UTC

1

/u/suddenly_satire points out his trolling to another sub immediately after making his troll post

/u/suddenly_satire appears to be a very incompetent troll. He made a self-post entitled:

Would you say that an understanding of the mechanisms of Quantum Mechanics has effected the evolution of your personal philosophy?

With the following text:

I find the way in which people incorporate datum from other knowledge sets very interesting, particularly when it involves a transfer of the structure of said knowledge, i.e., finding that the relationships within another field's knowledge-set can be inferred to have a meaningful correlation to your own life-experience.

Pretty obvious troll in that, but that isn't the best part. He immediately pointed out his trolling in r/iamverysmart making his crap post instantly recognizable. Both posts have now been removed, so they aren't visible anymore.

Why would a troll point out that they are trolling in another sub immediately after making their troll post? Some trolls are truly masterful at their craft, but his demonstration of incompetence is equally astounding. Failing this hard at trolling makes him the dumbest troll I have yet encountered and that is saying a lot. iamverysmart indeed. lol.

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2015/03/15
04:30 UTC

1

Repeatedly banned user keeps coming back for more bannings.

He has had four usernames banned so far:

/u/ihtbg

/u/ugko

/u/iuerv

/u/wiop

He likes to post links from the following blog, the entries are quite stupid. I assume this is his personal blog he is promoting. http://www.reddit.com/domain/freecriticism.blog.com/

His trolling apparently ranges across the extremes of the political spectrum. He freely admits to making multiple usernames in both /r/darkenlightenment and /r/communism. Apparently his trolling of /r/communism is even worse than his trolling of my sub if his claim of 100s of bannings is accurate. Below is a screen shot of the message he sent to the moderators of /r/darkenlightenment.

http://i.imgur.com/EoYToEj.jpg

Edit: New accounts:

/u/i4jrfb

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2015/03/02
23:37 UTC

1

First troll post in a while. Brand new account posts an incoherent mess of a poem. Though not sure it can really qualify as such.

Extremely odd title:

To stomp, puff, snoot, huff, hoof, toot, dance, jig, and bang bongos: A treatise on clown sexuality

I suppose it fits because it is an extremely odd post. Presumably it is an attempt at satire of neoreaction's tendency for verbose writing. Whatever the purpose, it doesn't belong in /r/darkenlightenment.

In the comments

Hi, I wrote this little thing. I've been following this area of thought for some time and have been wanting to contribute some more abstract ideas/writing to it. This is, sadly for me, perhaps, and everyone else potentially, something that uses a bit of post-modern discourse. You don't have to read it. You can hate it if you want. I just want to be clear that I am not trolling and that I genuinely wish to contribute an original idea that may contribute conceptually to the general directionality and movement of thought. I can't prove that I am not a concern troll, make that judgment yourself. I think if you read the piece you will have no doubt.

I need to reiterate. I think this text is very important. I can't easily prove that there is absolutely nothing ironic about what I've contributed here. I fear people will have difficulty interpreting this, and yes, it is "funny." I am glad that there is something funny here now. That doesn't mean that I am not addressing serious problems of perception and collectivity in this particular "community." If you can comprehend my argument, I believe it will "help" you (some more than others, admittedly).

Thanks, /u/funkiemunkie.

Clearly a troll.

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2015/02/17
04:12 UTC

1

/u/gattlingGun makes a rather incoherent troll post.

/u/gattlingGun

Would you rather fact check the government's promotion of devil worship, or disagree with the fact that controlling guns is pointless?

Agree, disagree, discuss?

"While controlling the number of guns on our streets may have a minimal impact on the safety of our children, until we address the impact of the military industrial complex on the minds and soul of our children, we will live in a country that worships the Manichean Devil.

Many believe that eliminating prayer in our public schools has led to the moral corruption of our youth, without first asking how the United States Army division of Psychological Warfare became actively involved in promoting Satan Worship among our youth? You reap what you sewn, when you condition a certain subset of children to worship the devil, train them in the video arcade to kill without remorse, and then drug them because they have abnormal behavior, you set the stage for National Tragedy.” -Rosanne's World

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2014/11/22
07:20 UTC

1

/u/winter-sleep thinks I am a secret Jew (see image)

White nationalists have been coming through /r/darkenlightenment and have brought up their obsession with Jews. Talking about the supposed "Jewish question". In response to to another comment I wrote:

White Nationalism is obsessed with Jews because they suspect that there is a large scale conspiracy in which Jews control things and shift policy to favor their ethnic group over other ethnic groups, especially gentile whites. This really isn't a belief of neoreaction or the dark enlightenment. (why I am not an anti-semite)The cathedral is a memetic descendent of protestantism, not judaism. It is true to say that a lot of jews are progressives, but so are a lot of gentiles. Most progressives are gentiles in fact.

The real problem is that different average IQ differences between different groups results in different total outcomes. Jews, for whatever reason, have average IQ advantages over most other races which tends to put them into positions of relative authority in government and other institutions. The resentment white nationalists feel towards Jews is of the exact same nature as the resentment Malaysians feel towards Indians and Chinese in Malaysia and why Singapore (mostly Chinese thanks to the British) was booted from Malaysia. Indians and Chinese both have on average higher IQ than Malaysians and this shows in their wealth and the influence that buys. This breeds resentment among the locals. Another example is with blacks and gentiles. Ironically, in that case the gentiles occupy the position Jews occupy relative gentiles. Blacks are deeply resentful of whites largely because whites are better off.

The point is, what happens in Malaysia and between whites and blacks is completely analogous to what happens in the west with Jews and Gentiles. IQ explains completely the differences in outcomes, not some conspiracy. The solution to this problem is to promote greater fertility among high IQ gentiles (and Malaysians and blacks) to bring those populations IQ in line with the ethnic group who currently enjoys the IQ advantage. This would erase the differences in outcome and a lot of the resentment should disappear.

To this /u/winter-sleep replied:

Simplifying JQ as resentment over higher ashkenazi IQ levels is intellectually dishonest, Nemester. The real or perceived issue is that of Jews being a "chosen people" that gains positions of power (politics, media, banking) in host nations where they are a minority, then draining and subverting it in a parasitic manner.

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2014/10/15
21:33 UTC

1

/u/vanir85 was created just to troll DE

From this thread.

In response to

I don't blame you for this attitude. Marriage is the bedrock of society though. If only there was something that could be done to fix it so women weren't allowed to destroy it.

/u/vanir85 says

Women? Men destroyed marriage FOR women from the start. The only reason women are still marrying at all, is BECAUSE the "man-as-leader-woman-as-servant" traditional marriage is dying!

Don't expect women to sign up for being dependent and subservient. A society / social order that depends on half its population being second-class servile baby makers by chance of birth - doesn't deserve to survive.

0 Comments
2014/10/10
19:37 UTC

1

Playing a joke on the jokesters. Inception trolling.

0 Comments
2014/09/09
16:26 UTC

1

Account /u/irimias2 was made specifically to troll about which race /r/darkenlightenment thinks is superior to all others

/u/irimias2:

So according to HBD, jews and asians have (on average) a higher IQ than whites. Are all of the subscribers to this sub jews and Asians? And, in the ideal NXer/DE society, are whites largely subordinate to these two races?

How about blacks? What's their destiny?

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2014/06/17
14:38 UTC

2

/u/jamesCarreto wants to talk about physiognomy

Fascinated by the NeoReactionary community's insights into the unavoidably genetic manifestations of superior traits.

Along those lines, wondering if any work has been done on the similar ectomorphic physiognomy shared by much of the public-facing Dark Enlightenment community?

Am genuinely curious, as physiognomy is given so much attention in Neoreaction. Have people noticed what might be characterized as a "delicate" physical ur-structure shared by many across the Dark Enlightenment.

For example:

Moldbug

Nick Land

Anissimov

Peter Thiel

Based on these samples, I would speculate that there must be a unique genetic structure, manifesting as the "alpha-supreme" phenotype.

It is just a pity that so few people recognize superior stock and potential when they see it.

Further, I would speculate that the following individuals are also probable "natural neoreactionaries" based on their phenotypical manifestations of superior physiognomy:

Jim Nabors

Wes Anderson

Rick Moranis

The need for further research is clearly indicated.

1 Comment
2014/06/09
15:12 UTC

1

URL of submitted post has a lot of troll text

Here is the link

I don't think the original poster meant to do this, he probably just didn't notice this was included when he copied the URL. I will be honest that I am actually kind of impressed by the sneakiness of this particular trolling. How often to people closely examine a URL? Not often, so this is probably an effective way to dupe people into unwittingly trolling for you.

At the end of the link is the following tag:

referer=RIP_THE_SACRED_FLESH-SODOMIZE_THE_HOLY_ASSHOLE-DRINK_THE_RED_BLOOD_OF_THE_MOTHER_OF_EARTH-MASTURBATION_ON_THE_DEAD_BODY_OF_CHRIST-THE_KING_OF_JEWS_IS_DEAD-AND_SO_ARE_THE_LIES-VOMIT_ON_THE_HOST_OF_HEAVEN-MASTURBATE_ON_THE_THRONE_OF_GOD-BREAK_THE_SEALS_OF_ANGELS-DRINK_THE_SWEET_BLOOD_OF_CHRIST-TASTE_THE_FLESH_OF_THE_PRIEST-SODOMIZE_HOLY_NUNS-THE_KING_OF_JEWS_IS_A_LIAR-THE_HEAVENS_WILL_BURN-DETHRONE_THE_SON_OF_GOD-GOD_IS_DEAD-HOLYNESS_IS_GONE-PURITY_IS_GONE-PRAYERS_ARE_BURNED-COVERED_IN_BLACK_SHIT-RAPE_THE_HOLY_GHOST-UNCLEAN_BIRTH_OF_JESUS_CHRIST-HEAVEN_WILL_FALL-FUCK_THE_CHURCH-FUCK_CHRIST-FUCK_THE_VIRGIN-FUCK_THE_GODS_OF_HEAVEN-FUCK_THE_NAME_OF_JESUS

2 Comments
2014/05/29
19:45 UTC

1

/u/chakravanti93 is not so much a troll, but a submitter of low quality comments who became increasingly uncivil in his disagreements

From this Thread

/u/chakravanti93 :

Cough bastard slave race cough

Yup.

Nemester:

We have a higher standard for commenting here. If you don't want to put effort into your comments, please don't participate.

C:

Exactly what is low effort about reading the whole article and articulating in about 3-10 wirds what I got from it?

By all means, correct me if I'm wrong but that singular expression distills the only utilitarian ends of feminism I've ever been able to observe. Nothing precise may be condensed without also being vulgar. Nuance and distinction are a thing that grow out of the discourse over objectionable material. I'll put as much effort into my posts as the community does. It's just a kickoff

N:

By all means, correct me if I'm wrong

I did, if you can't think of something more insightful to say, then don't bother commenting.

C:

That's what insight is. The distillation of meaning into the most crude and simple representation possible.

It can never truly occur with words but that doesn't make attempt worthless. I said correct.me if I'm wrong but hey if you're a mod or suck mod ass you can probably make me shut up just the same. I should add, by all means for I sure the fuck don't give a shit to be here if you can. I'm a Taurus, I can smell bullshit a mile away and if you think astrolgoy isn't relevent, your right, but I can still smell bullshit a mile away.

PMs After being banned:

C:

Dumbass, sorry my shorthand offends you /s

My points are valid, your just another schmuck touting idealist garbage on the pretense of enlightment and reference. Have fun with that. I'm after something better anyway.

N:

Low quality comments, cussing excessively, being an asshole are all grounds for banning. Sorry you didn't make the cut.

C:

Arbitrary insults>criticism=effective moderation.

Enjoy.your shithole, no apologies necessary.

N:

No one is going to miss you.

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2014/05/29
18:04 UTC

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/u/FavretBandIsLinkenPa asks "does anyon like iorn man from aveners?"

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2014/05/28
18:26 UTC

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/u/ahabs_pegleg doesn't like /r/darkenlightenment trying to learn from leftist manipulation techniques

/u/ahabs_pegleg:


HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

How fucking dumb are you fucks? Seriously? Why are you linking to an essay on him into your pile of fucking shit? Need some intellectual cred? Why not just cite the usual rooster of "I'm dumb and don't read fucking anything books"?

Sarte was (1) MASSIVE MARXIST who wrote not one, but TWO massive volumes critiquing and attempting to salvage a type of humanist Marxism for the 20th century, was (2) a MASSIVE FEMINIST, and (3) by your definition a MASSIVE BLUEPILL, who despite a giant penis lived in a largely sexless relationship w/ de Beauvoir until his death.

Holy shit. Listen you pitiful fucks: the fact that you guys have to create Magic Trading Cards to stylize your thinkers reeks of neckbeard on whatever fucking level I can't imagine. If that does make you think this whole enterprise a complete fucking joke, the fact that you drag our dear boy Sartre into this is just fucking depressing.

16 Comments
2014/05/24
00:04 UTC

1

/u/serenitary explains a previously unheard of fact of history

Posted in this thread


/u/serenitary:

women have far more social, political, and financial advantages than men

Her response:

more women have been killed in the past 50 years than all men in all wars in the 20th century.

your racism and sexism is so obvious it's laughable.

1 Comment
2014/05/23
18:59 UTC

2

/r/SubredditDrama falls for the mark shea article

0 Comments
2014/05/22
14:21 UTC

1

/u/squfucs shares his opinion on Bryce Laliberte

/u/squfucs:


This article pisses me off just like almost everything else bryce and nydwracu writes does, (especially because nydwracu was much cooler when he was making animutations instead of long spiels about how black people are ruining everything) because they rely on a bunch of baseless anecdotes. That being said, I'm going to use a bunch of my own to do a cool point by point breakdown! Of this gay faggot! Fuck you bryce!

There is almost nothing worse about standardized education, aside from the way in which it wastes literally everyone’s time, than in the way it imbues whoever manages to pass the most trivial of classes with the sense that their opinion is important.

I'll chalk this up as satire given the conclusion of the article, but you're still a faggot.

If you don’t believe me, try getting a job that requires any level of technical skill which, no matter how unrelated to whatever degree you could possibly get, will only be given if you have that degree.

I dropped out of high school and have nothing but a GED to my name, oh and the past three jobs I've had all paid $40k a year and up, and I have a much bigger dick than you Bryce, I make more money than you, Jealous? Since these are the only things you seem to care about in life why do you suck so fucking bad at them.

The Millennials are entitled, but if the only way to have a non-shit job is to pay $80,000 and 4 years into the system, you’d damn well better be given a job by the system afterwards.

You're dumb, intellectual checkmate. This is called an ad hominem, you can tell I'm very intelligent, because I use faggot words like ad hominem.

Such is the inevitable result when success is tied ever more closely to credentials

Don't know what this means, assuming Bryce has never passed a job interview, and probably enjoys a nice hard cock in his throat, because he is gay. Owned fag! Intellectual checkmate! Part 2!

I’m a lot more intelligent than the average person

You also huff a lot more dick than the average person, another sick own by me, the guy owning you so easily.

If you’re 22 and the education you’ve been provided is so essential, why are so many of my peers ending up living with their relatives?

I'm 22 and make more money than my Mom and have lived on my own since 18! Continue to choke on my throbbing member! I continue to effortlessly paint you as a homosexual and then bash homosexuality even as I transcend it! Booya!

Those who will find themselves most disadvantaged in this system, perhaps not absolutely speaking, but relative the life they would’ve been able to make for themselves given a decent and reasonable system of getting an education and/or career, will be white men.

Yeah you should continue feeling sorry for yourself and rationalizing how much you suck instead of getting a job faggot fuck boy.

All of white male privilege and a degree and the best the system has on offer is working at Starbuck’s.

Wow you're right except I've never seen a white male barista you stupid fucking faggot.

If you have enough experience, and you’ll still be competing against that pretty blonde college girl who has the advantage of being a pretty blonde college girl.

Which is it fuck boy? Progressivism has destroyed everything or not? Hot girls don't get hired for being hot, simple truth. Most hiring managers are either women, faggots, or married dudes way past crushing on college floosies. Oh sorry you literally take the "dark tetrad" seriously. Another intellectual checkmate as I continue to flop my much bigger dick around all over your shitty bargain bin chessboard.

A bunch of other stupid shit I didn't bother to read because I'm a high school drop out

white males have achieved essentially everything of significance in the West.

You're right, being white literally means everything and if you weren't born white you weren't born RIGHT! Bryce, I want to plug you, and show you what it means to be a real 22 year old white male. You, stupid, faggot. Sincerely, FUck you. I'm much smarter than Moldbug, its a little too obvious. Maybe you should start idolizing me instead. I'd much rather smoke blunts on the stoop with my homies instead of hang out with you, you limp dick shit fag. Also I still make more money than you, and always will, because you suck, and are shit + gay combined into one. Nemester is also shit along with the rest of this subreddit.

1 Comment
2014/05/22
14:14 UTC

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