doesn't she know her place? she's supposed to be the emotional support animal of whoever asks her for it.

I swear I’m a totally straight man, but I have a crush on this friend of mine who’s a trans guy. Does that make me gay?

Maybe it'll save them much invasive surgery, pain and could prevent their suicide BUT THEY MIGHT! NOT BE ABLE TO ORGASM IN THE FUTURE!!! 😭😭😭

/uj idk if this is even true, but crazy thing to prioritise in this scenario

Transsinger: Any people [Trannies] who have been persecuted for hundreds of years must be doing something wrong.

The emigration of Troons from the United States is not an objective of Canadian foreign policy. And if they put Troons into gas chambers in the United States, it is not a Canadian concern. Maybe a humanitarian concern.

uj/ if I had a dollar for whenever some fellow tranny said they would've been a terf had they been born a girl, I'd have 3 dollars, which isn't a lot but is strange.

They ONLY have to tell the doctor 1 billion times that they want it!!!!!!!! It's so easy for the mto get iireverable effects!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please cancel me

Like how we both sound like men years into hrt

shoes are cleary biological, while people who claim "socks" are a thing just have a mental illness. they try to buy new shoes saying, "they'll match better with my socks". uh okay, I can't see these supposed "socks" on the outside so how can they be real??!?!?11!?1?!!?1

now they're defining shoexuality by socks as well? i mean, it litterally has shoe in the name?? it has nothing to do with socks!!111! didn't they ever learn how to read?

/uj im losing my fucking mind with these people istg haha

Once again my genius is lost on mtgcj

Guys I cured my dysphoria via therapy and plant medicine! Unlike those toddlers getting on horomones

ive been hearing reports of lesbophobia from me numerous sources (the terfs i fight online) well im a lesbian too and if y'all wanna pick a fight im right here 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

share ideas. here's one i just thought up:

here's a trans man who became the god of fertility after tricking a mortal doctor to implant huge testicles in him. he married a trans woman who is a matron of the arts, goddess of troubadors, and judge in the court of love. they never consummated the marriage because he's always watching porn. trans male mortals fap to worship her in hopes that they'll be her new hubby.

/uj inspired a bit by zeus and hera.

been writing more recently which means i have story ideas again and some of them are not good enough for print lol

For context: I'm a transmasc with facial hair and pansexual. I was seeing this guy who seemed nice and supportive until after sex he confessed he was straight, I was a bit choked that still exists, and I was like "man, do u know I am guy?" Anyways, this evening he texted me saying he wants to suck my t-cock (his words) and wants me to fuck him... bro pls decide if u either think I'm a tomboy and ur straight or what

the comments:

Ah, they all call themselves faggots? And they live on fag island? Or if they don’t live on fag island, they live in prison? Very cool. The transfem characters all have big jaws and brow bones and body hair? Even the one who can transform into a cis woman? Neato. And the trans masculine one has massive huge anime bazonga tits? Well of course? And let’s round it all out with one of the main characters being a canon agp. Why not? And ofc let’s have a gag about how it’s icky that gay characters donated blood.

/uj/ when I was a teenager I decided that I would never transition because I didn’t want to look like bon clay or ivankov 🥲

I’m not going to stop reading One Piece. I love it. I just wish that it handled gay issues as sensitively as they do race and class

see this newfangled self expression that's probably being made by teenagers ??? this is literally dragging us normal trans people into the pits and TAKING OUR RIGHTS!!!

what are our blessed normal (cis) rulers going to think when they see this!!! they're going to be (even more) disgusted with us!!! this is terrible!

how are us real trans people meant to be accepted when these fa- i mean these trenders keep dragging us down?? i mean no wonder they're trying to ban hrt!

first it was femme trans men and lesbian trans women, then it was theyfabs and theymabs, after that was xenogenders and nondysphorics and now look at who's calling themselves "trans"! they're nothing like us true transsexuals

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/uj telling trans men they shouldn't drink too much while taking testosterone if they wanted to see results seems like a no-brainer kosher topic. what is allowed on that sub? what is it even for?

CNC people: TZZZT TZZZT BRRRR TZT ZZZZZZ BRRRR

Uj\ idk out of all the theories anyone could have, this just makes the most sense. It’s the only Harry Potter lore I allow myself to indulge in.

Does that mean I have a fucking BLIT?

uj/ TW: mention of racism and SA

• Only 2 WOC named Lucia "Taco" and Rachelle "Panthera"
• There is a winnable "gold star" pin
• "I kissed a girl" by Katy Perry is one of the most played music
• Conference ? Concert ? Poetry recital ? Drag king ? The best we can do is DJ and stand-up comedy. Sometime a basic drag queen show if we feel silly
• Cocaine is as common as Margarita
• No protection nor informal flyers about safe sex.
• *Exclusive event ! Dildo fight night*
• Newcomers are called "Freshmeat"
• Having sex with a 18 to 23 girl is celebrated
• The owner, Carole, is a rich white lesbian which may have multiple roofing allegations.
• She has the owner of a hip gay bar as a close friend. Multiple clients complained about his groping which Carole said was not true because "he is gay"

uj/ Anytime I hear some girl mentioning this, I just want to ask them "Honey, are you safe ?"

The comments:

Also how is your "girlfriend"? Is he- I mean he- I mean he- I mean he- listen sweetie don't interrupt me, I'm REALLY trying to be an ally here. Why are you angry with me? What do you mean I have no excuse to misgender a girlfriend that I've never met and thus should have no reason to call he? Think of my feelings!

Also when are you getting the surgery???????

Oh you have to get off the phone now? Okay, but please call me more...

“A cis guy from Grindr fucked me”

“You can meet cis men on Grindr”

“Hey baby boy look at your dms”

“Did you know that there’s a bunch of cis men on Grindr who want to fuck your pussy?”

“Women specifically? Oh uh I dated a lesbian when I first came out”

“I have a girlfriend who wants to open the relationship so she can fuck real men”

“I couldn’t date a man without a penis”

“Have you considered letting someone fuck you in the vagina with their penis?”

“Just work out and obtain a body fat percentage less than 15% and stop balding and get a really interesting personality and be yourself but also completely change who you are and women will ignore your lack of penis”

“Hey baby girl look in you DMs”

“You should start a sexless relationship and just masturbate”

“Wow that’s so hot, are you perchance into men who enjoy knife play/ necro-cannabalism/ anal puppeteering and clit degloving???”

“I’m straight but I’d fuck you if you put on lingerie. Do you want to wear lingerie? Do you have titties? Can I impregnate you like a farm animal?”

“I like to use Grindr to meet men :)”

“Ew 🤢”

Seriously people, just say pregnant women Merry Christmas.

Yes, I know a small portion of the population is trans non-Christian. We don't need to alter our language to accommodate them. Saying pregnant people Happy Holidays deprives the majority of us of our womanhood Christianity, and is thus a war on women Christians.

/uj Literally the same energy

So... I have realized that I actually have hobbies... and a personality outside of being a MAN. And not every cis man is the exact same as me...

Am I just a faker pretending to be a trans man...? Because cis men don't have a life like me but I have hobbies and sometimes I have female friends I talk to. Am I really valid??????

I will only date a woman once she proves she's a REAL woman. (by showing me her karyotype, of course) Oh and by the way, we can DEFINITELY always tell.

The biological officer says when inspecting my biology. Good think he didn't spot my biological weapons.

But somehow grew 36DD boobs, have 44 inch hips and a 34 inch waist. I also got bottom surgery within 2 years of transitioning and genuinely have never been clocked for my face after getting laser hair removal and a bit of electrolysis.

Sure, things aren’t perfect. For instance, I sometimes struggle with my voice and getting sick or having allergies makes it really bad. I also am 5’10 so I’m a bit tall, but actually did lose around 2 inches of height from the cartilage changes which helped a lot. Anyways, I guess I’m like a semisweethon?