Does any trans masc want to trade genitals/body's with me?

ignore the fact that i am a white westerner with no ties or loved ones in any of these countries and that majority of them are extremely poor, of color and coming out of horrific colonialism !! >/3

also i think we should just bomb them into loving queer people !! 😍

doctor transphobicus the mad scientist inventor of transphobia laughing maniacally in his evil HQ tower:

/uj it's very fucking late and I'm delirious browsing reddit :>

I just saw an ad that marketed lotion to trans women. Any company that supports such a disgusting act should have their employees hunted for sport. Bathrooms are for women. It is our safe place. And yes, that includes all bathrooms, everywhere, including the pirvate one in your home. Man flesh also does not require lotion. Men do not have skin. They are stealing the nations lotion supply from actualt biological skin havers, such as myself. I will not forget nor forgive such an advert until the ceo and everyone involved in this marketing campaign commit ritual sepuku on live television.

"uh this is confusing and sounds like passoid internalized transphobia. please be a normal tran and choose "predator" or "weird baby" as your social identity."

🌵🫏🇺🇸: [deadname]! please vote, and give us like $5 #azdems

👸🏼: stop deadnaming me like 4x per day

🌵🫏🇺🇸: sorry! what's your name?

👸🏼: hunter

🌵🫏🇺🇸: hunter! please vote, and give us like $5 #azdems

I was living a normal life hating on minorities and blaming all of my problems on illegal immigrants. But after going into a liberal rabbit hole learning about "pronouns" and "genders" and "sissies" , I came out of the other side as trans!!!!! 😨😨😨😨. Now I feel bad about all the hatemaxxing I did????? I was a sigma male before (Heil Tate) and now am an effeminate trans woman😡😡😡😡 Please like and subscribe and share with your friends to inform them about this !!!!!

Guess I’ll go on this date with old crumbly nail polish and she’ll think I’m a hon

Singers are crazy. They won’t touch milk or anything acidic because it might make their voices shrivel up like a vampire exposed to sunlight. They will spend days refusing to speak for fear that it might negatively affect their precious voice. They’d transition their brain into an empty resonating chamber for their voice if they could. The idea that they could take a drug which might permanently transition their voice from a violin into a cello WITHOUT having heaps of anxiety about it, even if the rest of them is making them suicidal? not happening

You ever wonder why vocal training advice sounds like “you just have to imagine yourself like you’re a beach ball on the full moon and you need to signal to the nearest werewolf while farting through your lips and spinning around three times?” It’s because it’s made by singers. They’re the only group of people more unhinged than you transes, that kind of shit only makes sense to them.

/hj

you are all invited to point and laugh, call them a transmisogynist/transandrophobe/exorsexist/stinky poopooface

/uj idk. i wish there was like, a term transmascs could use to describe their oppression that wouldn't make people mad. i wish transmascs would stop being transmisogynistic. i wish there were terms that "afab transfems" could use that communicated what they felt and didn't make people mad. i wish people stopped thinking that highlighting people's sex assigned at birth was useful, for any reason. i hate the term theyfab and theymab and i hate how baeddel went from referring to a specific group of trans women with anti-trans man, anti-non-binary, anti-cis crossdresser groups to just describing bad transfem me no like. i hate the term transandrodork and i hate everything else. i've thought about just deleting all my social medias and detransitioning so i don't feel the need to go into spaces where i'll inevitably run into this discourse. i see more reason to on the daily.

/rj here are your tomatoes everybody. make sure to aim for the head! 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

I was in the middle of a dress rehearsal for the school play where I have a major role and musical number and I was feeling nervous af because my part was coming up and if I screwed up then I definitely wasn't ready for the real thing soon. I asked my dealer who was also in the play for a bit of vicodin to cool my nerves and he gave me a bottle. I downed the whole bottle without checking inside because it was nearly empty and IMMEDIATELY my voice dropped so low that words weren't discernable. I went to practice the my musical number outside but all that came out of my mouth was a low pitch rumbling. Someone came to get me for my musical number and I couldn't explain that I couldn't do it so they just dragged me onstage. I tried to sing and ended up shaking the school's foundations. 35 kids died and a further 43 were injured. This is ALL transmascs' fault and we need to BAN TESTOSTERONE immediately ahhhhhgggffgghghrjkjjjj the spirits of the students won't stop haunting meeeeeeeee

The internet: “No actually you’re a trans woman you aren’t allowed to feel that way! Making jokes about pumpkins is gross and disturbing and is exactly why we get hate crimed by fascists! Feel bad about your body and be completely chaste and modest at all times!”

/uj let people have fun and be “cringe”

>looks at rules for a good laugh

>no slurs (this includes forced labels like racist, homophobe, and cis)

Testosterone-based puberty does nothing but irreversible damage. My voice will be ruined and I will never be able to sing again. (Men don't sing)

What's a trans woman? They went through testosterone-based puberty and can feminize their voice? Sounds fake tbh.

/uj Think about other people's experiences that are different than yours before posting please. You're actually just being transphobic.

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I recently bought a used bike from a thrift store and well, I just got back from a ride around the neighborhood after giving the bike a tuneup. At this point, I believe she/he is trans masculine and would prefer to be called Mr. Steed after the character from the avengers being a play on words since I'm riding him. I've never had a "male" vehicle before, so as a person over fifty this is very very challenging for me.

you are having fun the wrong way

the trans girl who will never be able to sing like a woman ever again: haha so true king

i mean yeah all the coral reefs have disappeared, the ice sheets have started collapsing, the amazon has tipped over to a savannah, the amoc has collapsed, but i mean, those are small trivial issues!

Trans guys can open jars and I really want to have pickles but I'm so weak now! Can a strong trans guy please help me AHHHHHHHHHH

/uj Stop infighting, post your favourite snack in the comments instead (mine is buttery pretzels)

The comments:

"Black mtf?! Hahaha it'll be easy to pass since all black women look exactly like men!"

"Black mtf?! Hahaha you'll never pass, how can you be a woman when you have a dick bigger than my respect for any of you animals hiding behind that skirt"

"Black ftm?! Haha you'll be able to pass just fine considering most black women are already masculine as fuck"

"Black ftm?!?! Hahaha good luck passing with those massive breedable ass and tits!"

"Asian ftm?! Hahaha you'll already pass considering asian men all look like frail and anorexic twinks with tiny dicks!"

"Asian ftm?! Hahahaga you'll never pass considering you're a tiny fem 4'2" breedable anime waifu"

"Asian mtf?! OH MY GOD MOMMIE MOMMIE SHEMALE THAILAND LADYBOY LADYBOY THAILAND THAILAND STEP ON ME 👅👅👅😍😍"

/uj I'm white but I legitimately feel so bad for all the poc trans people because the double discrimination isn’t enough but also white people (including trans) keep being so fucking weird towards yall

/uj my phone keyboard is FUCKED and I keep getting the wildest recommendations. Why is "dick" the second recommendation after "girl"? I've types that max like 3 times!

cis people's honest reactions:

ermmm isn't this really weird?? ugh why are you trannies trying to groom another poor innocent cishet MAN into being a trans woman..

egg culture has ruined the trans rights movement...

trans women are unequivocally predators👍

uj/ shencomix baiting him being trans can be weird but not for the reason cis people think

Is there any kind of OTC Gender Affirming Hormone Therapy for Trans women cause I wanna get estrogen but can’t get a prescription for a multitude of reasons

What do I do? What did you do when this happened to you?

(Also, should I change my name now that everything’s different in my bathing suit areas?)

Help me reddit!

you can say anything as long as you include the word white!

AGP (Angry GrandPa)