/r/transgendercirclejerk
Parody subreddit for trans people, mocking all transgender-related topics. If you take this seriously, then don't.
Parody subreddit for trans people, mocking all transgender-related topics. If you take this seriously, then don't.
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/r/transgendercirclejerk
The comments:
Like 30 seconds after being introduced to them at the bar: solid choice, very Out very Now
On Grindr, where you realize you thought they were transitioning the "wrong way" (ie mistook transfem for transmasc etc)
In a Strack and Van Til parking lot
On Grindr, where you realize you have been part of the same kink community for some time now
Outside of a solitary bathroom, just one urinal and one toilet directly next to each other, where he tells you he's also a trans man and you end up pissing next to each other and talking about your transitions before you swear each other to secrecy and rejoin the others at the bar
the entire point of putting criminals in prison in the first place is to make them suffer as much as possible, and you're just going to throw a bunch of free fucktoys in there? by the 500th rape, the troon is basically going to have mush for brains anyway and won't really notice the difference, but the 500th criminal getting his rocks off for the first time in years is going to have just as much fun as the first, if not more. it just makes no sense when you add it all up
They can get hormones OTC and generally are integrated in to society.
But I saw them selling Harry Potter in a bookstore!!! Oppressed!
I do. Kneel and be judged, peasant.
because apparently conservatives will gut the administrative state and kill a bunch of people just to root out “gender ideology”
the comments:
"i thought srs made you look like an insane mutilated freak! i had no idea it looked so normal :)"
[absolutely batshit misconception, origin of belief completely inconcievable]
"can you cum? i thought neogenitals were numb and useless! give me the intimate details of how you masturbate and have sex immediately"
[person somehow not knowing the clit gets hard too]
"HAVE YOU BEEN KICKED IN THE BALLS YET? DOES IT HURT TO BE KICKED IN THE BALLS? CAN I KICK YOUR BALLS??????"
Conditionally, that is.
The Conditions:
• Pass • Conform to gender stereotypes • Don't conform to gender stereotypes • Never step out of line • Never commit a crime • Never do anything annoying • Never do anything wrong • Never disagree with me • Never express yourself • Pass • Be conventionally attractive • Always be suffering and in pain • Never complain about anything related to your gender • Never complain about anything unrelated to your gender • Acknowledge you're inherently less your gender than cis people • Admit you're not biologically your gender • Medically transition • Pass (if you don't pass just give up) • Don't be openly trans • Don't hide that you're trans • Don't expect any level of respect from cis people • Don't get mad ever • Don't express your feelings • Don't talk over real women • Don't talk about having been victimized • Acknowledge your privilege as a man • Never say you've experienced misogyny • Never express doubts or insecurities about your gender • Never change your pronouns or identity • Never get mad at someone if they're respecting your gender identity (they're literally sacrificing so much for you by respecting your pronouns, how dare you expect more than that) • Don't be a person of color • Don't be queer • Don't be disabled • Don't be religious • Just don't be any other minority • Don't engage in any sort of kink • Acknowledge that you're a disgusting freak • Always cater to cis people's feelings • Be grateful to cis people for allowing you to exist (for now)
Just do all that (and more) and I might pretend to respect your identity sometimes, unless I don't feel like humoring your delusions, which I probably won't, especially if you're not directly present. Just do all that stuff anyways though cause like, if you don't then you'll just be too unpalatable to cis people and then like, idk I just don't think we can really justify letting you exist anymore then, I mean you're not even trying, don't you know you have to earn this?
Want TRT to be OTC
/hj
It's time to leave. Coruscant is broken beyond repair.
We need to accept the fact that the great experiment we considered to be the grand, Galactic Republic, is about to die, and it needs a successor.
Long live the Confederacy of Independent Systems!
Long live Naboo, independent or not!
Long live Lothal, independent or not!
Long live Ferrix!
Long live Endor!
Long live Raxus!
Long live Onderon!
Long live Tattooine!
Long live Ryloth!
Long live the progressive desert planet, Tatooine!
But most importantly, long live us!
For the Separatist's Alliance!
even though the following (not yet non-fiction) organizations belong to a galaxy far, far away from our own, it is also worth saying...
Long live Cascadia!
Long live the New California Republic!
/uj yes, this is based on an actual post that was posted to both r/lgbt and r/trans
Did you think I was talking about leuprorelin and estradiol? No.
Why are sympathomimetics (appetite suppressants/stimulants) prescribed so frequently?
Sympathomimetics like those used for ADHD and obesity are overprescribed and may exert unintended endocrine-modulating effects in adolescent males. Here’s how:
Leptin-Ghrelin GnRH Dysregulation
Reduced GnRH Drive
Catecholaminergic Stress
Growth Hormone & Insulin-like Growth Factor (IGF-1) Inhibition
Pharmacologically Induced Estrogenic Dominance
Zachor, D. A., Roberts, A. W., Bart Hodgens, J., Isaacs, J. S., & Merrick, J. (2006). Effects of long-term psychostimulant medication on growth of children with ADHD. In Research in Developmental Disabilities (Vol. 27, Issue 2, pp. 162–174). Elsevier BV. https://doi.org/10.1016/j.ridd.2004.12.004
Carucci, S., Balia, C., Gagliano, A., Lampis, A., Buitelaar, J. K., Danckaerts, M., Dittmann, R. W., Garas, P., Hollis, C., Inglis, S., Konrad, K., Kovshoff, H., Liddle, E. B., McCarthy, S., Nagy, P., Panei, P., Romaniello, R., Usala, T., Wong, I. C. K., … Zuddas, A. (2021). Long term methylphenidate exposure and growth in children and adolescents with ADHD. A systematic review and meta-analysis. In Neuroscience & Biobehavioral Reviews (Vol. 120, pp. 509–525). Elsevier BV. https://doi.org/10.1016/j.neubiorev.2020.09.031
Jahan, S., & Loehr, M. M. (2024). Managing Growth Deceleration Associated With Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder and Stimulant-Induced Appetite Suppression. In Journal of the American Academy of Child & Adolescent Psychiatry (Vol. 63, Issue 12, pp. 1251–1254). Elsevier BV. https://doi.org/10.1016/j.jaac.2024.03.001
DM me your honstripes and I'll tell you how brave and stunning you are uwu
Hold on, they do WHAT to babies!?
And sex is about chromosomes and gametes, not anything visible to the naked eye. Whenever I'm at the club, I'm carrying around my microscope, discreetly collecting skin cells and checking karyotypes to find out who I'm attracted to. We have a word for people who don't do that: bisexual
I am so sick and tired of all of these entitled trannies trying to get even a foot into the conversation, into the broader discussion on how patriarchy affects all women.
Like... How can you even be a real woman if you don't experience periods which have you bleeding the Red Sea and getting hospitalized every 3 weeks? You don't understand how hard it is. You never have and you never will. Also, you will never know what growing up like a woman is like. You had everything handed to you while women had to fight all levels of oppression in minecraft hardcore mode with no sleep and food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck you all. Also, we also suffer from access to HRT and have to deal with gender transitions too! Do you know how hard it is to have a puberty? You don't. Growing boobs hurts is painful and traumatizing. Also also also also also, becoming a woman is a transition in of itself. Stop mansplaining how gender transitions work. That's so stupid, only real women know what it is like to transition into women women women women.
Womanhood is suffering. That is what I base my womanhood on. If a tranny complains about her suffering due to the patriarchy, she- I mean he, is trying to mansplain it to us. Woman suffering is only for real woman.
Soooo ik you pass and haven't been misgendered for a year (even when you took a work trip to Texas) and I know that before you told me you were trans I assumed you were a real girl like me, but yea you just radiate penis energy. Idk what it is about you but it's clearly something intrinsic in you and definitely not my own personal bias. By the way, let me keep talking about your penis and how obvious it is that you have one and mmmm 🤤 penis
Wdym this is making you uncomfortable? I'm a real girl unlike you and real girls can never be creepy. Besides I'm still using your pronouns so that means that I'm being accepting
Im da Master Debator 😎😎😎
If we (the Democratic party) would just stop talking about divisive topics like trans people and abortion surely we would have won the election, surely we just need to be more moderate here and that will win us votes. What do you mean that mindset only benefits the people currently in power and that the democratic party has never actually represented far left ideals? Ok but like if we just stopped bringing up trans people-
listen fellas i mean "ladies", i know you all used to be men so you obv don't know much abt womanhood and that's NOT 👏 UR 👏 FAULT 👏 butttt i do need to educate you.
men are .. what? you already know? but how?!?!
I like women, not men, and because my girlfriend got her estrogen taken away, I am going to break up with her because if trans people don't take hormones, then they are not really their gender. I know that the transgender are going through a lot from the red states but it sucks more that I have to date someone without hormones
/uj sauce
oh hi, (manly male name), what are you here to pick up?
oh, estrogen, ok... does anyone know where HIS estrogen is??
ok got it here, now do you have any health insurance? oh you do through your parents, but you can't tell your parents that you're transitioning? sorry to hear that, that'll be $60 then.
have you tried talking to your parents about your transition? no? they hate you and blame you for everything wrong in their lives? sorry to hear that?
thank you, (manly male name), see you next time!
/uj I'm starting estrogen tomorrow and I'm so damn excited. I've waited literal years for this, and it almost doesn't even feel real yet. I'm so excited to start feeling like an actual person again.
/uj also this is my cry for help bc I'm not puppygirl enough to post in r/mtf but do any of you nerds know sublingual Estrogen pill dosage timings? like should I take my 2 1mg pills 12 hours apart? at breakfast and dinner? I've literally got nothing to go off of here
Now I only have 3/5ths of a vagina.
"progressive" liberals: ermmmm bet you feel really dumb for saying "i'll be voting for Kamala but i think she should stop supporting israel's genocide" once. if you dared to criticize kamala in any way you actually deserve to have all your human rights taken away. hope this helps!
/uj I hope the mildly transphobic eomma wins squid game 2. the trans character is okay tho
I mean, think about it. You're drinking nut. You're letting waves of white, creamy goodness down your throat. What's more girly (and healthy!) than that?
This question has bedevilled and egged me for ages — maybe the last seventeen minutes of my life.
I guess this question stays with me because it’s kind of a big dill.
did you know thailand is better than all the western countries! i hear they have ladyboys over there and they're actually respected!! what do you mean you can't legally change your gender in thailand