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Ladies, how can we get men to embrace self-care and realize toxic masculinity is hurting them?

As a woman who has really learned to love herself over the years and who knows how valuable self-care is to my mental health, it really breaks my heart to see so many men stubbornly refuse to even consider it!

When I'm between relationships and I'm feeling particularly vulnerable and starved for intimacy, I love to go and treat myself to a nice mani/pedi! Sometimes those foot massages are downright orgasmic! Incidentally, I used to go to this great reasonably priced little spot on 47th street, but it got shut down due to worker exploitation and unfair labor practices. If anyone knows any other spots in the area I'm open to recommendations!

I keep trying to convince my brother to go, but he says he might feel uncomfortable looking poor immigrants dead-ass in the eye while they wash his feet for him. Is he stupid? I just don't understand men sometimes. When are they going to learn that as a society, masculinity really needs to move past these types of insecurities if we're ever going to evolve into a feminist utopia free of hierarchy and power structures.

One of the most frustrating parts is how the men in my life will actually disagree with me about this. As the regional marketing director for a major cosmetics and beauty product company I know what I'm talking about and, it feels really invalidating when the men in my life push back at me on this.

On average, each woman spends $2700 on 38 skin care products every year, and they spend 292 minutes per week on their skincare routine, so they're already happy and liberated and that market is already saturated!

The men's skin care market is where all the opportunity for growth lies. By fiscal year 2025, corporate is expecting a 13% annual growth rate among the male demographic, but right now we're only on pace for 9%. Ugh, it's so hard to get through to men! We need to get to 10% or I won't get my full six figure bonus this year, and I've really been having a lot of anxiety issues about meeting the goal this year.

Maybe I'm just venting, but I could really use some support from the feminist sisterhood right now.

2 Comments
2024/03/11
21:15 UTC

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WHY ARENT WOMAN IN KITCHEN

AMERICA IS FREE CONTRY AND WOMAN BELONG IN KITCHEN IM SO GODDAMN SICK OF THIS. ITS ALL JOEBIDEN FAULT FOR RUIN THIS COUNTRY :angry:

5 Comments
2022/01/12
21:51 UTC

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Why was I banned?

Why did you ban me from your subreddit? I know I came to a feminist sub to call women roasties and thots but clearly y'all just can't stand dissenting opinions. I can't believe you're trying to silence me this way. This is fascism. You are all fascist dictators.

I have no idea what I did wrong. I realize I am blatantly violating your subreddit rules, and that you were kind enough to explain that to me several times and give me multiple chances to shut up and save my bacon, but I chose to ignore all those things and continue to insist that you are being unfair and that I am being censored. I don't understand this. Why would an Ask X sub only want answers from X? Why do you want to live in an echo chamber? No I DID NOT read the part where I could continue participating in other ways. Why would I do that when I could immediately explode into abusive rage instead? You are literally Hitler and this is 1984. You are an authoritarian cunt. I am a victim.

All I did was express MY OPINION, which I am ALLOWED TO HAVE, about why single mothers are disgusting and should be purged from society, but I guess you all just want to live in your little safe-space bubble. I guess feminism just can't stand up to any scrutiny or criticism. How sad that you feel like you have to violate my First Amendment right to argue endlessly with moderators about how unreasonable it is that they would, you know, moderate just to keep your echo chamber nice and echo-y. Have I said echo chamber enough times? Echo echo echo echo! Never mind that I could have continued participating elsewhere. No. This is discrimination. I am too smart and my opinions are too valuable for me to be subject to "rules." I am special, and you are treating me like a second-class citizen. I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation. You are single-handedly ruining feminism by not allowing me to do whatever I want.

I was going to be a feminist but you weren't nice enough when you asked me to please respect the rules of your subreddit so now I am going to cross-post this to an anti-feminist subreddit so they can soothe my bruised ego and I can feel vindicated about what a power-tripping bitch you are. You should have asked nicely. You should have used cute little emojis and said "pwease?" You are giving feminism a bad name. Count another one for the misogynists.

This is so unfair. I don't understand why you would ban me. I am reporting you to Reddit. You are abusing your power. I will have you removed as a mod. I will SUE YOU.

47 Comments
2022/01/09
15:52 UTC

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Why ask a genuine question about Minecraft?

I mean what kind of weirdo would try to ask a genuine question?! such a weirdo, having genuine questions is not ok! How dare a person try to ask about Minecraft?! Removing their post is the only solution, never answer their question.

2 Comments
2021/10/19
20:09 UTC

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Why do women do [insert sexist thing]? And doesn't that make it *their* fault when men do [sexist thing]?

2 Comments
2020/04/24
11:32 UTC

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This sub is bullshit!

I came here to quote-mine the mask-off feminazis so I could win internet arguments by proving with indisputable evidence what all women are really like. But instead, all I'm finding are rational people talking common sense! What gives? Where are the sarcastic rants that will let me prove, once and for all, that women are always unhinged man-hating banshees? Why is the definition of satire in the sub description, if you're only going to put true facts and bulletproof logic in the posts?

This is such bullshit! You can't just bait me like this, and then leave me hanging! The one time I try to do original research and find proof of the truths we all know already, instead of just quoting Bench Appearo and Jorson Peterdan (as if anyone could ever disprove them!), I can't even find what I'm looking for! Stop pretending, and just say out loud what we all know you actually think, so I can use it as a Gotcha to dismiss everything every feminazi ever says by discrediting you all with just three or four receipts! God! Why can't you ever just be honest, for once?!

4 Comments
2019/12/31
18:59 UTC

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Why do women like stealing stuff that was made by men and for men.

For instance movies and video games. Movies and video games were invented by men so that men could relax from working hard at coal mining, farming, fishing and construction. Since women just sat around nagging their husbands, they don't get to enjoy those things. Men are also way smarter and stronger then women so they should be able to get the important prestigious jobs as well as trade jobs. If women would just come to terms that their place is in the kitchen and the bedroom the world would be a lot happier. Stop stealing our jobs, hobbies, schools, and other safe spaces!

4 Comments
2019/09/12
18:24 UTC

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Ever notice women don't have hobbies, like at all?

I read this on all these boards: the Red PPill, MGTOW, Mensrights, Incels as well as some body building forums! Since all these men are saying that women don't have hobbies it must be really true! Also I am a woman who is into Warhammer, am a gearhead and love craft beer and "I am literally the only women at any event or meeting!

8 Comments
2019/08/31
03:36 UTC

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Why do women do things I don't like?

Why are women like that?

I mean, yeah, I've already been told a bunch of reasons, but I'm going to keep asking, while making sure these women understand that I, a man, do not like it.

Why do women do anything men don't like???

They need to justify themselves!

7 Comments
2019/08/15
00:03 UTC

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Feminists really do hate real women!

My mother was a housewife with 10 kids and loved every minute of it and she never complained or anything! Why do you feminists hate wonderful women like my mom who really, really loved being a houswife so much. Women were so happy back in the 50s when they were expected to just be suited to the private sphere instead of the public? Why are you so anti tradition? Sad!

2 Comments
2019/08/14
19:04 UTC

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You can't criticize me! That violates my right to free speech!

5 Comments
2019/07/21
10:52 UTC

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[Actress] in [Recent Movie] did a bad job.

I don't have a problem with women or [Actress], I just have a bunch of vague opinions about [Actress] being a bad actor.

And of course [Other Actress] did a terrible job in [Other Movie] as well. And it felt so forced when [Another Movie] put women in leading roles. Why can't movies just choose the best actor available instead of casting all these... women. Ew.

3 Comments
2019/07/20
17:22 UTC

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Why does MGTOW get so much hate?

People applaud women that want nothing to do with men and think misandry is totally ok. But mock men who want nothing more to do with women. Just because we see what women really are does not mean we are misogynists. We are men that tried loving women only for women to reject us because we aren't alpha enough. Why can't women understand that maybe they just aren't that great? I am so happy now that I have gone my own way! So happy that I go on MGTOW boards and talk about how evil and awful women are! Leave us alone women, more and more men will be joining us!

16 Comments
2019/07/10
00:27 UTC

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for the love of god, why are 80's high waisted, jumbo pocket mom jeans coming back into style?! can't we leave them in the 80's and in the thrift store for 80's night at the club and for halloween? <cringe> i don't want to see sexy low riders get replaced by mom jeans! 😭

15 Comments
2019/06/29
23:39 UTC

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Women's role should be strictly having and taking care of the children.

For thousands of years women took care of the house and children and pretty much did nothing else. While men went out and built society. Therefore there is nothing wrong with this gender role. In the case of a divorce though, the man should get full custody! Women that think their role as wife and mother means they should have custody are entitled. Anyway, I am going to harass feminists by telling them that they need to lose custody of their children for the good of society. I am not a misogynist and love women.

5 Comments
2019/05/10
19:00 UTC

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Denying a woman education is not based on misogyny but is simply division of labor.

Feminists need to stop calling it misogynistic when women aren't allowed to vote or go to school. See, most women want to stay home with babies and do housework and men want to be providers and protectors. So it is only natural that women don't need to take up spaces in schools or voting booths. Feminists should feel guilty for trying to change the natural order of things. Jordon Peterson talks about how men are order and women are chaos.
He is such a smart man and more people should listen to him instead of trying to destroy his reputation.

3 Comments
2019/05/02
16:44 UTC

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Women just aren't capable of love.

After being cheated on and dumped I have come to the conclusion that men love idealistically; while women love opportunistically. I have also witnessed women trying to steal men's sunglasses at a club which officially red pilled me There is just no way that I just had a bad relationship; and I refuse to believe that women get cheated on too and see men being jerks. It has to be that us men are the noble and romantic gender that loves women for their beauty; while you women just want our wallets.

9 Comments
2019/04/30
20:23 UTC

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Is anyone else concerned/ over this new trend of "crazy women" songs?

I completely agree that every woman has a certain level of crazy that she can be pushed to, but the other day I heard 3 songs in a row pertaining to crazy/psycho women that seems to be encouraging it.

Normalizing cutting a dude's dick off because he cheated or setting his car on fire just really grinds my gears.

I'm worried that young impressionable people or actually legitimately unstable people will take these songs as justification that "this type of behavior is completely fine"

13 Comments
2019/04/26
16:08 UTC

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Why do some women act so sexual with their friends?

I'm pretty certain that this is going to be downvoted to hell but it honestly has been on my mind for some time since I was younger. First off, not trying to create fap material or anything, second I know this isn't all women that do this just something I have noticed for a while now and have been curious about. So throughout life I've noticed that some women act highly sexual with their friends. From heavily grinding on each other in places like a bar to grabbing each others boobs, asses, or even crotches all in public places. This also goes for online with pictures posted through social media with friends posing in a sexual manner with one another. I am sure lots of people have seen something like this before. My main question is why do some people act like this? Is it for attention? (my personal best guess perhaps?) I would imagine if a person were to comment that they thought what they were doing was hot they'd just say that person was a creep or something even though they are showing this off for anyone to see. Do you think it is more that society is much more alright with women being so physical with their close friends than for men as I would say that I haven't really seen men act this way with their friends before.

5 Comments
2019/04/19
15:09 UTC

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Can you please convince me to not be a misogynist?

I am tired of people trying to make me feel bad because I really hate women and am constantly making disparaging marks about pretty much all women that aren't super submissive! My mom wass really lazy and my aunt is a total bitch so I just assume all women are lazy and bitchy! Can you please convince me that women aren't bad people? I really want a girlfriend!

10 Comments
2019/04/16
19:28 UTC

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Women have it easy!

They get to stay at home and play with children all day while men slave away at dangerous, 60-hour-a-week jobs, and when they finally get home their wives hate them for not working hard enough and making more money and also for not being around enough, and their children resent him because he's not around to play with them like Mommy is. How is THAT fair?

Women have truly simple jobs-- raising children is, literally, child's play. Men are dying every single day on the job and women are casually lounging around at home watching Frozen and whiling away the hours calmly playing with their adorable children. It's not hard. It's insulting to men that women would complain about this when it's barely even effort, especially compared to every single man's job where he is threatened with death every day and works himself to the bone.

If raising children and keeping house is so hard, why do women live longer? BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING EASY!!! Everyone knows there is absolutely ZERO stress or even effort involved with child-rearing or being at home all the time with the company of only a five-year-old, a two-year-old, and an infant. Like, how fucking hard can it be, especially if one of the kids is in preschool or whatever. Really. Play with toys and nap all day, and would it KILL you to throw in a load of laundry and clean the house and have dinner on the table when I get home? They're kids! What could they possibly need other than the occasional bottle or snack? Honestly. Women can quit bitching anytime about how hard they have it when men are dying of stress from their 60-hour-a-week death job, which every man has and is required to maintain. God knows the wife is probably banging the mailman, too, with all the free time she has. Women should start doing REAL work, then they can say they deserve equal rights!

30 Comments
2019/04/09
18:47 UTC

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Proof women like bad boys and not decent men(like me)

Serial killers have so many women writing to them and women love bad boys like Loki from the Marvel movies and the Joker! Why don't women ever throw themselves over engineers or accountants! And don't say probably because one group is immature girls and the other group is grown women. All women are the same!

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2019/04/02
21:23 UTC

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Elizabeth Holmes of Theranos is proof that feminism is a sham.

I used to love strong women and be supportive of getting women into STEM. But after hearing about how Elizabeth Holms scammed everyone into thinking she was brilliant, that means all supposedly smart women are suspect.
I know think that Marie Curie stole her husbands research to get two noble prizes and other smart women do the same. Thanks feminists for allowing women to do this.

0 Comments
2019/03/19
21:50 UTC

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Why don't feminists understand that our Heavenly Father created women for different purposes then men?

Ever since I was little I wanted to be a wife and mother. I never wanted a career at all and am satisfied with my new role as a wife and soon to be mom. I just don't understand why there are so many women that hate men and children these days. Men built civilization for us and take care of us. We don't need stuff like the vote or an education...we need to be nurturing and loving instead of trying to be men. Feminists, just no I don't hate you. I feel so sorry for you, you were lied to by spinsters and lesbians that hate men. I am praying for you.

2 Comments
2019/03/18
01:06 UTC

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Why do women complain about having to put the toilet seat down?

This is going to start off as a complaint that I'm expected to put the toilet seat down at work to make it easier for women, but it's actually a vehicle for my complaints about feminism. Feminists don't want to treat men and women as equals and this is evidenced by the fact that I have to put the toilet seat up to pee and then BACK DOWN when I'm done, as if that's fair and not evidence of a female supremacist cabal that cares only about women. It's clearly preferential treatment and if you psychos actually cared about equality you'd touch a seat once in awhile.

I guess the whole world should cater to women. Men's wants and needs can just fuck off, I guess. You're all so loud and proud about wanting equal rights but you just want special treatment, of which the most important point is the position of the toilet seat at my office. I shouldn't have to put in work like this. Men pee, too. What about MEN'S pee needs? Why should MEN be the ones to touch the toilet seat, hm? It's no big deal to change the seat position!!! I'm going to state this over and over that it's not a big deal, but it's a VERY BIG DEAL to me. I shouldn't have to suffer like this.

No wonder everyone thinks you're irrational nutjobs.

7 Comments
2019/03/15
17:25 UTC

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Why won't feminists just talk to me?

Hey so, feminists are liars and also, garbage. I'm going to challenge you to prove you're not a rancid troop of man-hating, hypocritical bitches and get SUPER pissed and combative when you actually reply to me. No, I won't look at your links, I won't look at the rest of your sub, and actually, I won't listen to ANY of your arguments. It's not what I want to hear, which is the truth, which BY THE WAY, is that every feminist in the world is a callous, cruel, uncaring, rude, selfish piece of shit. Just admit it, or you're WASTING MY TIME!

Also, wow, fuck you, how DARE you call me out on my tone. I have been nothing but nice to you diseased little cuntflaps and this is how you respond? How can you treat me like this? This is so frustrating. Feminists are impossible to talk to, despite the 130+ long comment thread where they're attempting to engage me despite my shitty attitude. ALL I'm trying to do is get an answer as to why feminists are such hypocritical, soulless little skanks and all I get is dismissals and insults. Fucking infuriating. I've never met a compassionate feminist and you stupid sexist fucks are just proving me right.

I can't believe this. Listen, I absolutely do not give a fuck about anything any of you are saying to me and I will continue to insist that NO ONE IS ANSWERING MY QUESTION while insulting you. This is convenient, because since you're reacting so negatively to me continuously belittling and dismissing your arguments, telling you that you hate men, that women don't have problems, and that you're all toxic, callous drains on society-- I can tell myself that, clearly, I've been right about you all along.

You just can't talk to feminists.

6 Comments
2019/03/08
01:11 UTC

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Feminism is proof that women are the narcissists and not men.

I am tired of hearing about how men are more frequently diagnosed with sociopathy and narcissistic personality disorder when it is so obviously women. Feminism is proof of this! Women are literally asking for special rights! As a man, the only thing I ask of women is that they want to be wives and mothers and only that. They also need to accept that men will ALWAYS catcall or hit on them. The only reason a woman would be a feminist is if she was a sociopath that hated men!

3 Comments
2019/03/07
19:32 UTC

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What do you mean writing condescending articles about how women who don't self identify as feminists are misguided or trying to please some man in their life drives them further away?

0 Comments
2019/01/07
12:12 UTC

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For some reason it fucking baffles me why kids aged 11-15 where everyone says dumb shit, who spent years being bullied for being weird and getting comforted with movies/songs/.. about how being different is okay (including anti-bullying PSA's at school) would self identify as "not normal" online.

0 Comments
2019/01/07
11:53 UTC

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