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Laser beams. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles apparently shoot out of the sewer like laser beams.

4yo can do the whole rap but inquires about "radical dudes" and "pizza king", somehow harder to explain than lesbians vs laser beams lol.

The good guys win and the bad guys lose!

<div class="md"><p>Laser beams. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles apparently shoot out of the sewer like laser beams.</p>

<p>4yo can do the whole rap but inquires about &quot;radical dudes&quot; and &quot;pizza king&quot;, somehow harder to explain than lesbians vs laser beams lol.</p>

<p>The good guys win and the bad guys lose!</p>
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Shooting out of the sewer like lesbians

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I was jokingly asking my nephew where he keeps his cute, where he keeps his happy ect. Then I asked "Where do you keep your silly?" And he answered "Uhh, well, I keep my silly in my head, and my heart, and my hands." And that's how I wanna live. Keep your silly in your head, and your heart, and your hands, my friend.

<div class="md"><p>I was jokingly asking my nephew where he keeps his cute, where he keeps his happy ect. Then I asked &quot;Where do you keep your silly?&quot; And he answered &quot;Uhh, well, I keep my silly in my head, and my heart, and my hands.&quot; And that&#39;s how I wanna live. Keep your silly in your head, and your heart, and your hands, my friend.</p>
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5 yo on where he keeps his silly

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Me: "What?"

K: "His name is Donald Trump"

Me: "Who told you that?"

K: "My friends"

I teach her its called President and that hes kind of like her Principal but to the whole country instead of just the school.

<div class="md"><p>Me: &quot;What?&quot;</p>

<p>K: &quot;His name is Donald Trump&quot;</p>

<p>Me: &quot;Who told you that?&quot;</p>

<p>K: &quot;My friends&quot;</p>

<p>I teach her its called President and that hes kind of like her Principal but to the whole country instead of just the school.</p>
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My Kindergartner came home and told my, "Daddy, we have a new prisoner" 

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I was on FaceTime with my nephew when she said it. He heard it too. I wish she was wrong but at barely 2 I guess she could even tell.. My nephew works long shifts in a sketchy neighborhood so we talk often so he can feel safe. We were just sitting there not saying anything and she just came out and said it. Damn. 🤣😅

<div class="md"><p>I was on FaceTime with my nephew when she said it. He heard it too. I wish she was wrong but at barely 2 I guess she could even tell.. My nephew works long shifts in a sketchy neighborhood so we talk often so he can feel safe. We were just sitting there not saying anything and she just came out and said it. Damn. 🤣😅</p>
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My 2 year old randomly said, “my dada is a bum.”

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Daughter: mommy, can we watch ghost pasta pls?

ETA: she was referring to Ghostbusters lol

<div class="md"><p>Daughter: mommy, can we watch ghost pasta pls?</p>

<p>ETA: she was referring to Ghostbusters lol</p>
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5yo heard a song she liked and wanted to see the movie

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I told him what they're for and he said "Do you think we should give some to [baby sis]?" She's too small to have a baby! 

<div class="md"><p>I told him what they&#39;re for and he said &quot;Do you think we should give some to [baby sis]?&quot; She&#39;s too small to have a baby! </p>
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9 year old asked me about my BC pills

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It was early in the evening and my daughter was convinced she was looking at a baby moon. Now I'm no astronomer but I'm pretty sure she was looking at a star but who was I to argue? 

<div class="md"><p>It was early in the evening and my daughter was convinced she was looking at a baby moon. Now I&#39;m no astronomer but I&#39;m pretty sure she was looking at a star but who was I to argue? </p>
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(3yo) 'Dad look it's a baby moon'

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“Momma! Take my grapes off the hanger!” (Vine, not hanger, kiddo)

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Said my six year old while I gave our dog a belly rub 😂
Needless to say we had an anatomy talk

<div class="md"><p>Said my six year old while I gave our dog a belly rub 😂
Needless to say we had an anatomy talk</p>
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“Don’t scratch her vagina!”

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My almost 2 year old says “this one’s cute!” about every little thing he likes. A stuffie? “This one’s cute!” A green pea on his dinner plate? “This one’s cute!” A song comes on that he likes? “This one’s cute!” A bench that he wants to climb onto? “This one’s cute!” It’s the most adorable thing ever. 

Went to Target with him the other day and heard myself saying “ooh, this is cute!” to things as I walked around the store. Haha 😬so now I know where it comes from!

<div class="md"><p>My almost 2 year old says “this one’s cute!” about every little thing he likes. A stuffie? “This one’s cute!” A green pea on his dinner plate? “This one’s cute!” A song comes on that he likes? “This one’s cute!” A bench that he wants to climb onto? “This one’s cute!” It’s the most adorable thing ever. </p>

<p>Went to Target with him the other day and heard myself saying “ooh, this is cute!” to things as I walked around the store. Haha 😬so now I know where it comes from!</p>
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“This one’s cute!” 

When we left the museum, I asked my kids what they liked best about the museums. My daughter, who is 9 and really excited about Wicked, said "I loved the Hollywood part, especially the Wizard of Oz stuff".  I asked my son, and expecting him to say "King's car" (the Richard Petty car that was next to cars from the movie Cars, the thing he's currently obsessed with) but instead he said **"The Purple Rain shirt"** due to his obsession with Prince. I never thought introducing him to Prince when he said he liked the color purple a year ago would lead us down this path where I've got a 4 year old who dressed like Purple Rain prince for Halloween and serenaded people with the songs "Little Red Corvette", "Purple Rain" and "The Most Beautiful Girl in the World". 

<div class="md"><p>When we left the museum, I asked my kids what they liked best about the museums. My daughter, who is 9 and really excited about Wicked, said &quot;I loved the Hollywood part, especially the Wizard of Oz stuff&quot;.  I asked my son, and expecting him to say &quot;King&#39;s car&quot; (the Richard Petty car that was next to cars from the movie Cars, the thing he&#39;s currently obsessed with) but instead he said <strong>&quot;The Purple Rain shirt&quot;</strong> due to his obsession with Prince. I never thought introducing him to Prince when he said he liked the color purple a year ago would lead us down this path where I&#39;ve got a 4 year old who dressed like Purple Rain prince for Halloween and serenaded people with the songs &quot;Little Red Corvette&quot;, &quot;Purple Rain&quot; and &quot;The Most Beautiful Girl in the World&quot;. </p>
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My 4 year old after leaving the National Museum of American History and the Air and Space Museum:

My two year old (m) is potty training right now. He successfully went on his own this morning. After I went to the bathroom he says "wow mom I'm proud of you for pooping" and claps for me 😂

<div class="md"><p>My two year old (m) is potty training right now. He successfully went on his own this morning. After I went to the bathroom he says &quot;wow mom I&#39;m proud of you for pooping&quot; and claps for me 😂</p>
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Potty Training

I've decided that tomorrow my daughter and I are making a diorama. However she has not stopped calling it a diarrhea. I'm not gonna stop her because it's both cute and funny. That's all!

<div class="md"><p>I&#39;ve decided that tomorrow my daughter and I are making a diorama. However she has not stopped calling it a diarrhea. I&#39;m not gonna stop her because it&#39;s both cute and funny. That&#39;s all!</p>
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"we're making a diarrhea"

A couple of weeks ago, they were all talking about the usual various subjects that I don't have a clue about.  But I started hearing Loki's name.

"Oh!  Loki this....."

"Hey!  Loki that......"

I had tried to get them to watch The Avengers movies multiple times but they were never interested in them.  Maybe they watched it at school and got interested?  Maybe Loki is in a social media meme or trend??

So I had to interrupt and ask them when they got interested in The Avengers.  They looked puzzled.

I said I overheard them talking about Loki, as in Thor and the Avengers?  More puzzled looks.

Finally, I said you said, Loki this and Loki that.  They laughed.  We said, "low key"!



<div class="md"><p>A couple of weeks ago, they were all talking about the usual various subjects that I don&#39;t have a clue about.  But I started hearing Loki&#39;s name.</p>

<p>&quot;Oh!  Loki this.....&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Hey!  Loki that......&quot;</p>

<p>I had tried to get them to watch The Avengers movies multiple times but they were never interested in them.  Maybe they watched it at school and got interested?  Maybe Loki is in a social media meme or trend??</p>

<p>So I had to interrupt and ask them when they got interested in The Avengers.  They looked puzzled.</p>

<p>I said I overheard them talking about Loki, as in Thor and the Avengers?  More puzzled looks.</p>

<p>Finally, I said you said, Loki this and Loki that.  They laughed.  We said, &quot;low key&quot;!</p>
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Thought my kid and her friends were really into the Avengers

7 months pregnant and the stretch marks are apparently getting quite obvious... oh well, at least my 3 year old thought it was cool

<div class="md"><p>7 months pregnant and the stretch marks are apparently getting quite obvious... oh well, at least my 3 year old thought it was cool</p>
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"Mommy you have stripes!"

Baking with my 5 year old..

Him: can I have some brown sugar?

Me: no eating sugar like that isn't good for you.

Him: yes it is, it's good for your soul.. soul... solar system. Yeah it's good for your solar system! 

Me: *dying of laughter*

Him: ... so can I?

I did give him a little pinch after that LOL

<div class="md"><p>Baking with my 5 year old..</p>

<p>Him: can I have some brown sugar?</p>

<p>Me: no eating sugar like that isn&#39;t good for you.</p>

<p>Him: yes it is, it&#39;s good for your soul.. soul... solar system. Yeah it&#39;s good for your solar system! </p>

<p>Me: <em>dying of laughter</em></p>

<p>Him: ... so can I?</p>

<p>I did give him a little pinch after that LOL</p>
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Brown sugar is good for your solar system

3yo: I don’t like your boobs

Me: uhhh okay

3yo: I can’t eat them 

Me: you can’t eat them 🤔

3yo: only little sister can 

Me: 💡ohhhhhhh

<div class="md"><p>3yo: I don’t like your boobs</p>

<p>Me: uhhh okay</p>

<p>3yo: I can’t eat them </p>

<p>Me: you can’t eat them 🤔</p>

<p>3yo: only little sister can </p>

<p>Me: 💡ohhhhhhh</p>
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3yo doesn’t like my boobs….

My kiddo's mom has a friend named Michelle. Kiddo started calling Michelle's husband Mr. Shell. 

<div class="md"><p>My kiddo&#39;s mom has a friend named Michelle. Kiddo started calling Michelle&#39;s husband Mr. Shell. </p>
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Kiddo misunderstands name

When my daughter was in first grade, the class was learning about different holiday celebrations. So each week in December they had different  sight words that were related to each holiday. As I went over each word with her, we came to the word “Menorah.” I asked her; “Do you know what a Menorah is?” She replied “yes.” So I asked “can you tell me what a menorah is?” And this child says “like, when someone keeps talking to you, and you don’t wanna talk back to them or listen to them, you just menorah them.” 

<div class="md"><p>When my daughter was in first grade, the class was learning about different holiday celebrations. So each week in December they had different  sight words that were related to each holiday. As I went over each word with her, we came to the word “Menorah.” I asked her; “Do you know what a Menorah is?” She replied “yes.” So I asked “can you tell me what a menorah is?” And this child says “like, when someone keeps talking to you, and you don’t wanna talk back to them or listen to them, you just menorah them.” </p>
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Hanukah sight words 

We went to Hobby Lobby to buy him a shirt and we ended up with some of the rainbow gum they sell. I went to pay and they don't take tap to pay. /Sigh. I don't have my cards with me, so I have to leave it there. 

Cue my 3 yo flipping shit because he didn't get the gum. I picked him up and explained --- 

Me: You know how I always say we have to pay for it?

Son: Yeah. 

Me: Ok, you know how Mommy pays with her phone all the time? 

Son: Yeah. 

Me: Ok, well they won't let me pay that way here - so I can't pay for it. 

Son: But I WANT it! 

Me: I know honey, but I can't just take it - that would be stealing and we don't want to steal. 

Son: I want to steal it!!

And then I heard the police siren. I told him, "We don't want to steal! If we steal something, then we're the bad guys and the police will come and take us away." At this point, he finally agreed, but that was an interesting response!

<div class="md"><p>We went to Hobby Lobby to buy him a shirt and we ended up with some of the rainbow gum they sell. I went to pay and they don&#39;t take tap to pay. /Sigh. I don&#39;t have my cards with me, so I have to leave it there. </p>

<p>Cue my 3 yo flipping shit because he didn&#39;t get the gum. I picked him up and explained --- </p>

<p>Me: You know how I always say we have to pay for it?</p>

<p>Son: Yeah. </p>

<p>Me: Ok, you know how Mommy pays with her phone all the time? </p>

<p>Son: Yeah. </p>

<p>Me: Ok, well they won&#39;t let me pay that way here - so I can&#39;t pay for it. </p>

<p>Son: But I WANT it! </p>

<p>Me: I know honey, but I can&#39;t just take it - that would be stealing and we don&#39;t want to steal. </p>

<p>Son: I want to steal it!!</p>

<p>And then I heard the police siren. I told him, &quot;We don&#39;t want to steal! If we steal something, then we&#39;re the bad guys and the police will come and take us away.&quot; At this point, he finally agreed, but that was an interesting response!</p>
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The police siren was not for us, but...

I had my 15-year-old quite confidently tell us that the emergency number in America (9-1-1) was changed to reflect 9/11/2001. His reasoning was that they changed it because no one could forget 9/11 so it made sense to make it the emergency number. When I explained it was that before the attacks, all of the kids were confused and wondered if the terrorists picked the date to match the emergency number. When I explained they picked that day because it was a Tuesday and less people flew on Tuesdays, they just couldn’t get past the coincidence. One even proposed changing it so we didn’t always think of 9/11 when we had to call emergency.

<div class="md"><p>I had my 15-year-old quite confidently tell us that the emergency number in America (9-1-1) was changed to reflect 9/11/2001. His reasoning was that they changed it because no one could forget 9/11 so it made sense to make it the emergency number. When I explained it was that before the attacks, all of the kids were confused and wondered if the terrorists picked the date to match the emergency number. When I explained they picked that day because it was a Tuesday and less people flew on Tuesdays, they just couldn’t get past the coincidence. One even proposed changing it so we didn’t always think of 9/11 when we had to call emergency.</p>
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My Children Think 9-1-1 is Named After 9/11

My 5th grade (neuro spicy)
 So, I'm dropping my 4 kiddos off and we're only the 2nd car in the whole lot bc we're early. So as she's getting ready, she starts laughing. I'm like... what's funny?
 and she goes: omg that car! hahahahaha
me: o.0 ok... what about it?
5th grader: it's a toilet car! omg! 😆
me: huh?!?!?🤨
5th grader: it has a picture of the person sitting on the toilet! So what? it's a toilet car!? 🤣

i look and go 🤦‍♀️ omfg C that's a picture of a person in a wheelchair! it means the person driving may have problems walking or something else wrong. it's not a person on a toilet!

5th grader: oh. but i always see it when i'm going to the bathroom. there's a pic of a woman standing, and then a woman sitting on the toilet. and on the boys, a man standing and a man sitting on the toilet.

me: NO! omg it's still a person sitting in a wheelchair! it's to let them know the bathroom has a big enough space for them. that giant stall at the end?

5th grader: oooOOOOOOooo.

me: please don't have these kinds of thoughts outloud in public. lol i love you. get to class.

<div class="md"><p>My 5th grade (neuro spicy)
 So, I&#39;m dropping my 4 kiddos off and we&#39;re only the 2nd car in the whole lot bc we&#39;re early. So as she&#39;s getting ready, she starts laughing. I&#39;m like... what&#39;s funny?
 and she goes: omg that car! hahahahaha
me: o.0 ok... what about it?
5th grader: it&#39;s a toilet car! omg! 😆
me: huh?!?!?🤨
5th grader: it has a picture of the person sitting on the toilet! So what? it&#39;s a toilet car!? 🤣</p>

<p>i look and go 🤦‍♀️ omfg C that&#39;s a picture of a person in a wheelchair! it means the person driving may have problems walking or something else wrong. it&#39;s not a person on a toilet!</p>

<p>5th grader: oh. but i always see it when i&#39;m going to the bathroom. there&#39;s a pic of a woman standing, and then a woman sitting on the toilet. and on the boys, a man standing and a man sitting on the toilet.</p>

<p>me: NO! omg it&#39;s still a person sitting in a wheelchair! it&#39;s to let them know the bathroom has a big enough space for them. that giant stall at the end?</p>

<p>5th grader: oooOOOOOOooo.</p>

<p>me: please don&#39;t have these kinds of thoughts outloud in public. lol i love you. get to class.</p>
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Not a toilet car

We just introduced My Little Pony to my 5yo. She loved it and told us next morning that her favorite pony is...

Toilet sparkle ✨ 

I just can't keep it to myself haha 

<div class="md"><p>We just introduced My Little Pony to my 5yo. She loved it and told us next morning that her favorite pony is...</p>

<p>Toilet sparkle ✨ </p>

<p>I just can&#39;t keep it to myself haha </p>
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Twilight sparkle misheard 

They were watching The Terminator. His dad told him to play somewhere else because the movie was not appropriate for him. He's 8.

<div class="md"><p>They were watching The Terminator. His dad told him to play somewhere else because the movie was not appropriate for him. He&#39;s 8.</p>
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"Dad and Grandpa are watching adult movie"

My 5 year old daughter was playing with one of our neighbours kids at their home, and those kids wanted to listen to music so they asked Alexa to play some song, and then to turn up the volume, and so on... on our way back home my daughter asked me very baffled "where's Alexa? And why don't they ask her please?" 😅🤣 we don't use any smart speaker at home so she was really bewildered.

<div class="md"><p>My 5 year old daughter was playing with one of our neighbours kids at their home, and those kids wanted to listen to music so they asked Alexa to play some song, and then to turn up the volume, and so on... on our way back home my daughter asked me very baffled &quot;where&#39;s Alexa? And why don&#39;t they ask her please?&quot; 😅🤣 we don&#39;t use any smart speaker at home so she was really bewildered.</p>
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Alexa

My 9 year old grandson was singing very loud while showering. Once I figured out what exactly he was singing I had to grab my phone and record him.  The video is a closed bathroom. Door and him loudly singing "woohoo woohoo. And all the girlies say  I'm pretty fly for a white boy".   That was the only part of the song he sang over and over for 10 minutes.   

<div class="md"><p>My 9 year old grandson was singing very loud while showering. Once I figured out what exactly he was singing I had to grab my phone and record him.  The video is a closed bathroom. Door and him loudly singing &quot;woohoo woohoo. And all the girlies say  I&#39;m pretty fly for a white boy&quot;.   That was the only part of the song he sang over and over for 10 minutes.   </p>
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Shower seranade 

For context, I inherited a castle in Scotland at age 30, by then I had built a successful business. I spend all my time with my young daughter,  she goes to school when she wants to, otherwise I keep lay down rules, i know she won’t ever have to work, but I am raising her so she wont be spoiled. We eat rich foods though, like bacon, eggs, steaks, sausages, mushrooms etc. I am also a single parent.

My daughter played a my little pony game, and I would log in every night, get her coins, so when she woke up she would be happy, but when prompted I told that a fairy did it. She asked, where does fairy live. I said, in a house made of mushrooms, now she never wants to eat mushrooms again, because it will take away homes from the fairies. Also when we do nature walks, I pointed out animal poo, that wasn’t obvious, now she asks if that is poo, or that is poo, etc. I pointed out where the neighbouring clan, had busted through our doors, she asked, are they enemies, I said, they were, she didn’t listen because when we went to see their descendants, our very kind neighbours, she said, and I quote, “you big poopy bum bum heads, fix our door! Or Im gonna tell you that unicorns aren’t real and you’ll be sad!” Thankfully they laughed it off, and the man came over to “fix” our door, aka have a beer either way me. One time, we built a pillow fort, and she said, I’m going to get blankets, than she disappeared for 3 hours, while I frantically searched the grounds, saying, I’ll give you an ice lock if you come out, until I said, if you’d don’t come out right now, I’m gonna be very cranky! While yelling, she stumbled out of a box, and said nooo, don’t be cranky daddy! Or I’ll be cranky!!! When her dog (my family always gets our newborns a dog to help raise them, ancient tradition etc etc etc) had some, medical problems, they had to shave a patch of his hair off to help him, she thought it was the funniest thing ever, seeing a bald dog. She also says veer-I-cle, instead of vehicle, and ad-jend instead of adjacent. One time I caught her saying, bow down to me, or I’ll William Wallace you! (Yes I told her the plot of braveheart instead of a bed time story), to a stuffed animal.




<div class="md"><p>For context, I inherited a castle in Scotland at age 30, by then I had built a successful business. I spend all my time with my young daughter,  she goes to school when she wants to, otherwise I keep lay down rules, i know she won’t ever have to work, but I am raising her so she wont be spoiled. We eat rich foods though, like bacon, eggs, steaks, sausages, mushrooms etc. I am also a single parent.</p>

<p>My daughter played a my little pony game, and I would log in every night, get her coins, so when she woke up she would be happy, but when prompted I told that a fairy did it. She asked, where does fairy live. I said, in a house made of mushrooms, now she never wants to eat mushrooms again, because it will take away homes from the fairies. Also when we do nature walks, I pointed out animal poo, that wasn’t obvious, now she asks if that is poo, or that is poo, etc. I pointed out where the neighbouring clan, had busted through our doors, she asked, are they enemies, I said, they were, she didn’t listen because when we went to see their descendants, our very kind neighbours, she said, and I quote, “you big poopy bum bum heads, fix our door! Or Im gonna tell you that unicorns aren’t real and you’ll be sad!” Thankfully they laughed it off, and the man came over to “fix” our door, aka have a beer either way me. One time, we built a pillow fort, and she said, I’m going to get blankets, than she disappeared for 3 hours, while I frantically searched the grounds, saying, I’ll give you an ice lock if you come out, until I said, if you’d don’t come out right now, I’m gonna be very cranky! While yelling, she stumbled out of a box, and said nooo, don’t be cranky daddy! Or I’ll be cranky!!! When her dog (my family always gets our newborns a dog to help raise them, ancient tradition etc etc etc) had some, medical problems, they had to shave a patch of his hair off to help him, she thought it was the funniest thing ever, seeing a bald dog. She also says veer-I-cle, instead of vehicle, and ad-jend instead of adjacent. One time I caught her saying, bow down to me, or I’ll William Wallace you! (Yes I told her the plot of braveheart instead of a bed time story), to a stuffed animal.</p>
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Stories with my daughter

My child (2 years old) could be in the middle of his most favorite meal, and if he sees me with a different kind of food, he’ll beg for a bite. 

Today, toward the end of a particularly large breakfast, he sees me with something different on my plate.

Him: “BITE!”

Me: Haha are you really still hungry?? Or do you just want power?

He’s quiet for a moment, then quietly: “Power.”

<div class="md"><p>My child (2 years old) could be in the middle of his most favorite meal, and if he sees me with a different kind of food, he’ll beg for a bite. </p>

<p>Today, toward the end of a particularly large breakfast, he sees me with something different on my plate.</p>

<p>Him: “BITE!”</p>

<p>Me: Haha are you really still hungry?? Or do you just want power?</p>

<p>He’s quiet for a moment, then quietly: “Power.”</p>
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Power

I (38f) have spent the last week nurturing my 7yo daughter through a really rough case of pneumonia. Weve been at the hospital for 2 days now, Its late shes been asleep in her bed for a few hours. Just now I was getting her back into her bed after going pee. I put her special blanket, you know the one she's had since birth, on her and I noticed her feet now stick out then end this is the interaction that followed.....

Me "your getting to big kid, stop growing"
Her "no way mom!" 
Me "YOU BETTER"
Her.....reaches up put her hand on my cheek and says " mom i can't stop growing or I can't grow up to be like you" 

I lost it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

This kid wipes my tears and says "thank you for taking such good care of me" ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

This has been such an incredible experience. We have learned so much together this week and although the intensity has been crushing at times, again she teaches me about bravery 😭😭😭😭😭

<div class="md"><p>I (38f) have spent the last week nurturing my 7yo daughter through a really rough case of pneumonia. Weve been at the hospital for 2 days now, Its late shes been asleep in her bed for a few hours. Just now I was getting her back into her bed after going pee. I put her special blanket, you know the one she&#39;s had since birth, on her and I noticed her feet now stick out then end this is the interaction that followed.....</p>

<p>Me &quot;your getting to big kid, stop growing&quot;
Her &quot;no way mom!&quot; 
Me &quot;YOU BETTER&quot;
Her.....reaches up put her hand on my cheek and says &quot; mom i can&#39;t stop growing or I can&#39;t grow up to be like you&quot; </p>

<p>I lost it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭</p>

<p>This kid wipes my tears and says &quot;thank you for taking such good care of me&quot; ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️</p>

<p>This has been such an incredible experience. We have learned so much together this week and although the intensity has been crushing at times, again she teaches me about bravery 😭😭😭😭😭</p>
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Parenting and old soul, hospital edition 

My son and I are bilingual, my husband only speaks English. We’ll be in the car, and baby boy will ask us to open his window by saying “open my ventana,” which to my husband sounds like “open my vagina” lol

What other bilingual misunderstandings have you had? 

<div class="md"><p>My son and I are bilingual, my husband only speaks English. We’ll be in the car, and baby boy will ask us to open his window by saying “open my ventana,” which to my husband sounds like “open my vagina” lol</p>

<p>What other bilingual misunderstandings have you had? </p>
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