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840 bit idea

Maybe 3 days funny character and 2 days Reddit segment. Or 2 days funny character and 3 days Reddit. Per week, I mean.

7 Comments
2024/11/13
13:56 UTC

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Tom Laundry

Loved the HL segment on Tom Landry’s military service. I’ve been searching for the times herald article referenced with no luck. Does anyone have the actual story?

8 Comments
2024/11/12
17:17 UTC

4

Sportsday app energy vampire

Love the convenience, but good LORD does it Lee Harvey my battery. I’ve read the tos & turned off inessential cookies. What am I missing?

14 Comments
2024/11/11
15:16 UTC

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Weekly Listening Thread

Please use this thread for for random comments and thoughts about the station for the week. If it doesn't require it's own separate thread then it goes here. So called shitposting within reason will be more tolerated in these weekly threads.

87 Comments
2024/11/11
09:00 UTC

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Some of Gordo's best stuff....

I go back and watch Gordon's YouTube channel occasionally. He is hilarious 😂.....love it when they just don't know what to do with him because it's not scripted 🤣

https://youtu.be/a9mlXy2TDbk?si=tVBRuQOfQrnaXJTh

https://youtu.be/HsFoFiq3yYk?si=nYx3fM83V00MvlMH

https://youtu.be/V3d6Gd6OEWk?si=RYJ5xR9hZpszSstg

https://youtu.be/U1VBpGTVXeo?si=Fz6tPby3symhU612

1 Comment
2024/11/11
05:53 UTC

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The Uniform Czar will not be happy about this Texans game

13 Comments
2024/11/11
01:29 UTC

4

Why Donnie was wrong about Jerry Jones

Bucky Irving jukes his way to a 15 yard TD against 49ers, making two guys miss, causing Kevin Burkhardt to exclaim "that guy has some juice"!!

Last week, Donnie said he was fine with Jerry trading their 4th round pick for Trey Lance. Bucky was taken with the pick right after what would have been the Cowboys 4th, so essentially, we traded Bucky Irving for Trey Lance. Are you still sure about this take Donnie?

24 Comments
2024/11/10
22:34 UTC

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WIIIIIPPPP!

Stumps up for Monto! Hang in there, Buddy.

8 Comments
2024/11/10
15:17 UTC

35

Texas woman named Alyse Ogletree sets record for donating more than 2,000 liters of breastmilk

31 Comments
2024/11/09
19:17 UTC

5

Barry Bunch

an ebrake caller has been mentioning barry bunch for decades and the musers always laugh about it. does anyone know that backstory?

12 Comments
2024/11/08
15:38 UTC

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2 Weeks to Go

Gordo’s Favorite Day of the Year

6 Comments
2024/11/08
14:03 UTC

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Topic for The Musers

Trump has a sports tie-in for the Musers to kill a segment or half a segment on. Susan Wiles, Trumps campaign co-chair and new Chief of Staff, was born Susan Summerall. She's the great Pat Summerall's daughter.  One of her first jobs was as an assistant for U.S. Rep Jack Kemp, one of Summerall's teammates on the New York Football Giants. She and former Jacksonville Jags player Tony Bosellii launched a Florida-based consulting firm. I'm betting she's probably been to Jerry's World a time or two and probably met many a Cowboy luminary through her dad.

37 Comments
2024/11/08
00:44 UTC

0

Mark Spain

His $200 hair cuts are cutting it.

10 Comments
2024/11/07
23:28 UTC

33

RIP Ben Herbstreit

Heard the afternoon guys talking about ben being a pain on set and getting media credentials, just read Kirk’s post about having to put Ben down due to cancer, stay hard Kirk and Ben

25 Comments
2024/11/07
22:11 UTC

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Jub’s cougar

3 Comments
2024/11/07
16:44 UTC

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American idol Interview was hilarious

Heard you got a record deal with Jelly Rolls company.

Nope, ball sacked.

How many shows you doing this year?

Oh…3.

You hanging out with some famous people in Nashville?

Yup some guy you’ve never heard of.

No offense.

7 Comments
2024/11/07
15:01 UTC

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Several teams have rebuilt and they all fired their GMs before they turned it around

6 Comments
2024/11/07
07:52 UTC

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Here you go Corby!!!

https://youtube.com/shorts/GCtOE7GaYX4?si=JyimkVa73ME08Zjp

Proof that it wasn't your kid that said it!!! Somehow this randomly came across my YouTube shorts...or maybe not random....thanks Google.

4 Comments
2024/11/06
21:33 UTC

332

Shout out to Monty

For those that missed it during Muse in the News, Gordo was talking about Monty being his special guest on his Twitch stream last night. He talked about some funny hypotheticals they were going through but Monty made an announcement.

Monty's doctor found cancer cells in his shoulder. The same type of cancer found on his back butt. Because of this, it's categorized as stage 4.

Gordo mentioned Monty would be, once again, starting chemo soon. Just want to give a shout out to Monty, love ya man, keep fighting.

55 Comments
2024/11/06
15:32 UTC

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Dan’s Election Day Monologue?

Does anybody have Dan’s Election Day monologue where he said Don’t vote if you don’t want to? Feel free to sleep in and smoke your bong and not vote speech if I remember correctly.

It was funny stuff and would love to revisit it today but can’t find the audio. Believe this would have been early November 2020 when it was just Dan and Jake.

Looked on Unticket and couldn’t find it

9 Comments
2024/11/05
18:04 UTC

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Live stream

Why doesn’t the Ticket have live video in the studio? I have watched other sports talk shows that don’t have the same following as the Ticket and think they are really missing the boat on this. Thoughts?

23 Comments
2024/11/04
13:45 UTC

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Weekly Listening Thread

Please use this thread for for random comments and thoughts about the station for the week. If it doesn't require it's own separate thread then it goes here. So called shitposting within reason will be more tolerated in these weekly threads.

95 Comments
2024/11/04
09:00 UTC

28

Jerry the owner

is making millions off tickets, parking, concessions, etc and couldn't care less if the team is bad

43 Comments
2024/11/04
02:23 UTC

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2 PM on a Friday and …

I’m having hockey shoved down my throat? Wtf is this? Hockey? What have we done to deserve this.

15 Comments
2024/11/01
19:40 UTC

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Colin Farrell in The Penguin sounds like Dirty Dugout

Hope I’m not the only one who thinks this

4 Comments
2024/11/01
14:47 UTC

69

Helzberg ad - Amy

I hear this Helzberg Diamond ad multiple times every day. The ad where the guy says “I really love Amy. I really, really genuinely love Amy”

Every time I hear the ad, I think “he doesn’t love Amy.” He sounds kind of sad. Like he spent all his money on a Helzberg Diamond and thinks now he can’t walk away. So he has to convince himself and the Ticket listeners that the ring isn’t a sunk cost.

Maybe it’s just me.

70 Comments
2024/11/01
13:47 UTC

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Pete Delakus is going all in with hair dye

60 yrs old with no grey hair

Taking a page out of Gordon's beard book.

Woof

5 Comments
2024/10/31
23:21 UTC

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