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The official subreddit for the Columbus Crew soccer club. MLS Cup Champions 2008, 2020, and 2023.

 

Upcoming Matches

Date Comp Opp Time TV
Wed 9/25 vs 7:30 PM
Sat 9/28 @ 7:30 PM
Wed 10/2 vs 7:30 PM

 

Recent Results

Date Comp Opp Result
Sat 9/21 vs W 4-3
Wed 9/18 @ W 2-0
Sat 9/14 @ D 0-0

 


 

Eastern Conference Table

Pos. Club PTS GP GD
1 MIA 64 30 +24
2 CLB 56 29 +27
2 KFC 56 30 +13
4 NYRB 44 30 +8
5 ORL 43 30 +5
6 CLT 41 30 +3
6 NYC 41 30 0
8 PHI 36 30 +10
8 TFC 36 31 -17
10 MTL 34 30 -20
11 ATL 33 30 -4
11 NSC 33 30 -15
11 DCU 33 30 -17
14 CHI 29 31 -18
15 NER 28 29 -28

 


 

Top Goalscorers

Player Goals
Cucho Hernandez 15
Diego Rossi 11
Christian Ramirez 8

Top Playmakers

Player Assists
Cucho Hernandez 12
Diego Rossi 11
Max Arfsten 8

 

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Can Koozie Spotted at Kohl's

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2024/09/28
01:13 UTC

13

The Hell is Real sign is said to still be standing from the storms

1 Comment
2024/09/28
00:14 UTC

54

Nancy’s White House Speech

5 Comments
2024/09/27
23:59 UTC

303

I know who I’m voting for in November!

9 Comments
2024/09/27
19:31 UTC

46

Another 2009 White House memory

They distributed this framed photo to STMs.

5 Comments
2024/09/27
18:44 UTC

342

The squad at the White House

43 Comments
2024/09/27
17:34 UTC

55

Throwback to the last time the Crew visited the White House

2 Comments
2024/09/27
17:15 UTC

27 Comments
2024/09/27
16:26 UTC

226

[David Miller] Can’t help falling in love with Crew at the White House

20 Comments
2024/09/27
15:22 UTC

10

Free Talk Friday

Talk about anything and everything with fellow crew fans!

19 Comments
2024/09/27
12:29 UTC

10

Why don’t the Crew do game day jersey auctions?

CBJ does an auction for every home game. Why don’t the Crew? As far as I’m aware they only auction the on our sleeves every year then Fanatics sells one set at the end of the year. This would be popular, no?

8 Comments
2024/09/26
20:37 UTC

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White guys accuse Crew tifo artist of anti-latino racism so they can get clicks, describe his art as looking like "r*tards" the artist is latino and based the designs on the traditional dress and vibrancy of the player's respective countries

7 Comments
2024/09/26
20:27 UTC

78

Moving On...

Obviously last night sucked. But at the end of the day, we played a great team. It was an extremely competitively match. And if those two teams played 10 times, I don't see either team winning more than 6 of the matches. They're extremely close, last night just happened to be America's night. We've won our share of trophies lately, so last night was someone else's turn. Tip your hat, say "good game", and move on.

But let's talk about the away fans, and how last night and next week will be completely different.

Last night was probably around 30-40% America fans in LDC. While I don't love it, I respect that many of those fans are diehard America supporters. I walked into the stadium with a CA fan who lives in Indianapolis, had grown up in MXC, and showed me pics of him attending games with his grandfather when he was a kid. Last night he was taking his own son to his first CA game. Gotta respect that kind of loyalty to their club, even when moving away. These are live-or-die supporters who follow their team everywhere. Love that.

Next Wednesday will be entirely different. We're going to see way too much pink in the stadium, regrettably. And 98% of those people wearing pink couldn't have named a single person on Miami's roster 18 months ago. Hell, most of them can't name 6 players on the CURRENT Miami roster. They're just bandwagon jumpers and celebrity worshippers. As soon as Messi leaves, they'll throw away that Miami shirt and never watch another Miami game. These are the absolute worst kind of sports fans. Let's not let them forget that next week.

24 Comments
2024/09/26
16:41 UTC

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Nancy's suit

Have we ever won a game when Nancy dresses nicely?

18 Comments
2024/09/26
16:37 UTC

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New Player Chants for Playoffs!

Edit: sorry, I can see how the title of this thread could be misleading. There hasn't been any new chants officially announced yet.

Hey everyone.

If you were at that match last night, then you know that our chants are lacking substance. When Club America fans started louder chants in Columbus, then we need to figure out a way to get more fans involved.

We need to add more substance to our player chants. Something more personal and thought out, rather than song parodies and going "oooooh, oooh, oooooh, oooh, COLUMBUS!"

So, drafted up some potential player chants. I sincerely hope that we may be able to collaborate and create new chants that are not only more personal to the players, but also drive fan connection. If you watch English soccer then you would see that they have a lot more personal songs that they've made for players, and a lot of the times give recognition to where the player is from.

I did not use ChatGPT or any generative AI for these, and I'm not an expert song writer, so if you have any good chant ideas, please share them!


Cucho:

From the mountains to the farms

We welcome with open arms

The fighting Columbian!

He's the Columbian man

He's a Columbian that can

Oh, Cu-cho, will you score again?

From the mountains to the farms

We welcome with open arms

Our fighting Columbian!

HE'S OUR COLUMBIAAAAN! HE'S OUR COLUMBIAAAAAN! GO CUCHO!


Rossi:

Look out! Beware! Of a man called Diego

He's fighting, and fighting, to put it in the goal

Relentless, and cool, make you look like a fool,

He's our man Diegooo, Diegoooo, ROSSI! ROSSI! ROSSI!

Diegooo, Diegoooo, ROSSI! ROSSI! ROSSI!


Christian Ramirez:

From the West to the East

Thought it might be neat

Taller than them all

Want to watch them fall

Always clutch in the end

THE TITLE WE DEFEND!

Christian, save us again!

Christian, save us again!


Patrick Schulte:

He's an American lad

Like many words we've had

SHULTE defends us from the bad!

From Missouri to Ohio

Sure to put on a smile

He's the best keeper we've ever had!

SCHULTE! SCHULTE! SCHULTE!

30 Comments
2024/09/26
16:20 UTC

190

All Of Us Today

You sir, are my hero. A real banger of a national TV appearance!

12 Comments
2024/09/26
15:10 UTC

0

VAR?

In addition the CA goalie being off the line, pretty sure the hit off the post by Malte COULD have been in based on this angle at least. Why did we not have VAR?

9 Comments
2024/09/26
05:09 UTC

15

Rossi no call

Why wasn't there a foul called on Club America for barreling over Rossi in the penalty box. Could have swung the game.

20 Comments
2024/09/26
04:00 UTC

100

Rule for PKs not on target

Malte's shot was not on target by rule, so the kick wasn't retaken

53 Comments
2024/09/26
02:08 UTC

97

Concacafed my friend

Nothing to see here

-CONCACAF

12 Comments
2024/09/26
02:07 UTC

73

My application to be a VAR official

23 Comments
2024/09/26
02:04 UTC

248

Huh

Is it because Malte would have missed anyway?

92 Comments
2024/09/26
02:00 UTC

74

Goalie was off his line.

That is all.

20 Comments
2024/09/26
01:58 UTC

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Post Match Thread | Columbus 1 (4) - (5) 1 Club América

140 Comments
2024/09/26
01:57 UTC

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Columbus [1] - 1 Club América - Malte Amundsen 77’

0 Comments
2024/09/26
01:41 UTC

68

Cucho’s ball for a Rossi chance

7 Comments
2024/09/26
01:39 UTC

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