Trudeau invites Canadians to play a new game called 'Guess That Traitor!'

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Aides explaining to confused Trudeau how unpopular leader dropped re-election bid

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Danielle Smith: The loss of Jasper is tragic, but we can all take comfort in how much money the oil industry is still making

Trudeau assures Liberals they just need to ride out this 28 month polling dip

Liberal Party watches in horror as French centrists fail to turn fear of right-wing maniacs into unending political power for themselves

Danielle Smith: Trudeau wants Albertans to have teeth and I won't stand for that

WestJet announces SuperUltraBasic fare where customers just stay home and give them money

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Homeowner open to any solution to housing crisis that doesn't raise property taxes or lower property values

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Ukrainian military discovers Canadian “drones” just old Sea Kings with GoPros taped on

Alberta Premier Marlaina Smith bans kids from going by their preferred name

Thousands of young Canadians travel home to visit standard of living they’ll never afford

New Wrapped feature shows users the top five places Spotify sells your data

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Poilievre asks pretty please if he can take credit for cutting 600 CBC jobs

Frustrated driver keeps one wheel in bike lane to show cyclists how it’s used

Inspiring: This man isn’t locked into a long, expensive contract with Rogers

Poilievre stops making false claims about terrorism after concerned family member locks Fox News channel

Suicide Bomber would rather live than fly Air Canada, again

Media promise to start covering Pierre Poilievre's transphobic comments as soon as they finish 50th story on how Liberals are unpopular

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Charter Of Rights & Freedoms renamed Charter Of Long-Term Goals & General Guidelines

Suggestion: Higgs blackmails NBers with promise to withhold help

Struggling Canadian Military recruits Neighbour Kid with Supersoaker

House of Commons speaker relieved Japanese veteran who fought against China couldn't make it

Scott Moe: If Saskatchewan children wanted rights, they should've voted for someone else

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