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Alright, imagine Super Bowl LI is like the ultimate fish race, and the New England Patriots are our adventurous clownfish hero, Nemo. They're up against the Atlanta Falcons, who are like the speedy and cunning barracuda, Bruce.
At first, it looks like the Falcons are dominating the race, just like Bruce chasing after Nemo in the ocean. But then, something unexpected happens. The Patriots channel their inner Dory and start to remember what they're capable of. They keep swimming against the current, just like Nemo did when he escaped from the fish tank.
As the game goes on, the Patriots start to catch up, just like Nemo and his friends navigating through the ocean together. And in the final moments of the race, just when it seems like all hope is lost, the Patriots summon their inner Crush the sea turtle and ride a wave of momentum to an epic comeback, leaving the Falcons feeling like they've been caught in a net.
In the end, the Patriots emerge victorious, just like Nemo finding his way back home to the reef. It's a story of never giving up, teamwork, and the power of believing in yourself, just like our favorite fishy tale from Finding Nemo.
“You left Bill Belichick with Mac Jones. God damn. Oh, you fked him. You fked him good. You did.”
This will become the regular joke to the team that drafts that qb.