The people /r/coffee are united for a better world. Trust us and we shall trust you. The oppressive Teaocracy has long been threatening to you. This is a coup attempt. There shall be no mercy. We are looking at you, moderators. All hail the coffee.

A coup of coffee!

The Tea's Prayer

Our tealeaves,
who art in Darjeeling,
hallowed be thy infusion.
Your teaocracy come,
your will be done,
in teapots, as it is in gaiwans.
Give us this day our daily tea,
and forgive us our coffees as we forgive those who drink the foul liquid
and lead us not to the roasted poison, but deliver us to chai,
For thine is the Ceylon, Assam, Oolong, and sencha.
For ever and ever, Amen.

Hail Teapot

Hail teapot,
full of looseleaf,
the caffeine is with thee.
Blessed art thou among infusers,
And blessed is the fruit of thy spout,
For thou hast born Tea the Savior,
And deliverer of our biscuits.
Amen.

In the US, where coffee is preferred, the murder rate is 4,8 per 100k people annually.

In the UK, where tea is preferred, the murder rate is 1,2 per 100k people annually.

The US population is approximately 300 million. Coffee is therefore responsible for three thousand murders a year.