/r/taterdragon
This subreddit is designed for the worship and celebration of the fearsome Tater Dragon. He is responsible for thunder AND the Irish potato famine. He steals potatoes with every crack of the storms that lie in his wake! Fear him!!
"He lacks grace, his entire frame filled with malice, rage, and very specific kleptomania. We do not praise his name, we cry it out in fear and awe!!" - Boxpopper, Elder Sage of the Order of the Tater Dragon
Worship the almighty Tater Dragon! Lest you be the main course of the potential meal in which he serves his countless potatoes as a starchy side dish!!
IMPORTANT LINKS
GUIDELINES FOR THE FAITHFUL AND FEARFUL
Posts like this will go over very well:
Anecdotes of situations or links to images that remind you of our Starch-Loving Lord
Pictures of potatoes or potato dishes
Good potato-oriented recipes!
Artful depictions of His Starchiness, the Prophet SpyGlassez, the High Priest/Elder Sage/Shade Boxpopper, or any other relevant imagery or symbolism to the faith
IMPORTANT TEXTS/REFERENCES
PROMOTED LINKS
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2 More Days, prepare your sacrifice!
April 13th is the day of sacrificial potatoes as we appease our mighty, man-eating, scaled god! Be prepared!
19:20 UTC
[Xpost] You have an almost infinite supply of potatoes. How do you take over the world?
18:48 UTC
TaterDragon, Forgotten God?
Yesterday was supposed to be a day of feast and celebration in honor of TaterDragon.
I am very disappointed to report that I did not see any evidence that our Lord was still alive in our hearts and spirits.
Should I remind to everybody that : "any followers who hath not proven their loyalty by midnight the night of April 13th are apt to cause anger in our Lord's heart, and probably will be visited by him and have their shit kicked out and their potatoes stolen"? [Important announcement from /u/Boxpopper]
10:51 UTC
Lord Tater Dragon has returned
Mark your doors with an "x" made of blended potatoes, and ye shall be saved.
05:44 UTC
It's been almost a month since the celebration. Have you kept your starchy promises?
What have you done lately in the Tater Dragon's honor?
00:16 UTC
Today is the celebration to the Tater Dragon!
11:29 UTC
The time for celebration is almost at hand
As the title says. It is near the time of the festival.
- What do your preparations consist of?
- How will you be preparing the taters?
- In what form will you be offering taters to the almighty?
- And where are you going to hide?
Personally, I will be preparing a soup of the finest spuds available, perhaps topped with salted, crispy, thin taterslices. The offering will be put out on the balcony for the almighty Tater Dragon's convenience. My hidingplace: neath a blanket.
10:19 UTC
Why are our leaders not friars?
This seems like the ideal title for the servants of the mightiest starchy malevolent deity
01:09 UTC
What even is the tater dragon again ???
It might be because im drunk or because I havent slept in,ages but what is the tater dragon? ?
I cant remember why im subbed to this and it mught be funny please help me remember
15:02 UTC
Tater Dragon Presence in San Diego
As thunderstorms passed over North County San Diego, I was subtly reminded that I have not been eating enough of the magical vegetable that our Lord demands! Get out there and eat some taters people! The Tater Dragon has made a passover!
19:17 UTC
'Tis a sign from our lord!
10:00 UTC
I was a Pastafarian...
Now I am suddenly polytheistic! Praise the starchy goodness of BOTH lords!
22:23 UTC
A Message from your Elder Sage: Imposters of the Lord
I have become aware of at least two IMPOSTERS of the great fearsome Tater Dragon!!! As shocking as this mortal sin is, apparently some followers are so soulless as to keep up such a terrible sham! The names are as follows:
taterdragon
Tater_Dragon
Believe not these false icons! Following them will encourage the rage of the Starchy One!!
Cower in Fear,
Boxpopper Elder Sage of the Order of the Tater Dragon
01:35 UTC
I was thinking we should have some sort of ranking among this Order...
Well, since we have an Elder Sage (and some others I can't remember) I was thinking that every one of the devout followers should get a rank based on his/her importance in our Order. Let's combine our thoughts to create titles/rankings for people. The Creator of this Order shall have to dub us worthy of our titles, which we have to earn in some way (related to dragons or potatoes). We should have at least 10 rankings, I think. Let's start this, brethren!
23:50 UTC