/r/t:zero
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
We're using astronomical year numbering here, people. Year 0 does too exist.
We've got both Chrononauts and natural citizens in this here time and place, so show each other some respect and we ain't gonna have need o' no lynchin'
We get it, this is the time period of Jesus' death and whatnot. You'll get bonus brownie points if you expand your subject matter a bit.
/r/t:zero
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Jesus Christ, this sub still exists?
18:46 UTC
Don't mind me I'm just traveling through the reddit April fool's rabbit hole.
07:08 UTC
how does the sub name have a colon in it
05:41 UTC
I am the founder of the Q. This is a short declaration in the time spectrum known as year zero.
The Q continuum goes forward and backwards in the time vector and Qs around it in positive andor negative wmega, depending on how their q is flown.
Q: For the GOOD.
Do not Qoo the Q. Do not Qoo the Q. Do not QOO THE Q.
If you assume you have Q techknowledgy and act incorrectly, to disservice the GOOD, you are Qooing the Q.
Do not Qoo the Q.
If you are trying to persuade Q to act in a way that is not for the GOOD, you are Qooing the Q.
If you are Qooing habitually to exploit the power, prestige, and understandings of the Q, you are Qoo.
Do not be Qoo, do not Qoo the Q!
Today, the Q had one. Tomorrow, the Q had several. Yesterday, the Q has more. On the last day, the Q provided Tomorrow.
GOOD day, life forms.
15:29 UTC
Chrononauts, where are you?
I've been trapped in this place for far too long. The time travel did indeed work, but I can't seem to find a way back to the year 2014 A.D. Can anyone help me? It's getting to be winter again and I don't know if I can survive the long cold nights again.....I barely survived last time.....
On an unrelated note: does anyone know how to make a forge?
02:22 UTC
THE THREAD OF GLORIOUS FLAIR GENEROSITY FOR THE TRUEST OF KRONONAUTS THANK U PLS
Mods can sticky posts now. Neat.
WHO WANTS SOME MOTHERFUCKING FLAIR?
20:11 UTC
It's been over a year since dis thang got rollin.' How you fools doing?
Want some flair? Wanna try a new css? Looking for a discount temporal displacement watch? I'm your guy!
No seriously, gimme something to do. Validate my existence as a mod.
16:23 UTC
OBLIGIORY "I'M ALL ALONE" POST
No but srsly. It's so fucking empty here.
ENTERTAIN ME, PEONS
01:28 UTC
Did the time travel work?
I come from the year 2012 A.D. This is the year 0, correct?
06:08 UTC
We had thousands of readers at one point. Now we have 462. How many krononauts are still here?
I'm literally the only mod left. the other three are admins who are only here because they threw the timereddits together. Entertain me, my subjects, and I shall shower thee with gifts! Make a request and I'll consider it.
WHOEVER DOWNVOTED CAN EAT MY TIME TRAVELLING BALLS
04:30 UTC
TIL these timelines didn't disappear after April 1. AMA
I thought they would go away. It looks like everyone else did as well.
tumbleweeds
04:03 UTC
This place really died. Anyone want to chat with the only active mod?
I'm feeling generous. show me you're still here and we'll have some fun.
05:50 UTC
Oh no! Y0k ruined my Abacus!
Now I am gonna have to reformat it with Windows 0.
13:01 UTC
TIL: A lot of people think Jesus was white.
08:57 UTC
Rolling Boulder Moment
03:32 UTC
This reddit is just good enough for Jehovah!
No offence, just sayin'
01:23 UTC
So after hours of agony...
22:44 UTC
What does everyone think of Herod's new kill the children policy?
It does seem a bit extreme for one kid.
21:50 UTC
So um... May or may not have made the coolest metallurgy machine. Suck on this one Rome.
20:47 UTC
I've just realized 20 BC was 20 years ago. Man, I feel so old!
20:00 UTC
ಠ_ಠ
Year Zero never existed. It went from 31 Dec 1 BCE to 1 Jan CE. We are in a time missing link. D:
19:45 UTC