I'm In ur city enslavin ur peoplez. I think ill build a harem for the lulz.

We've got to finish our senior project and we got a little sidetracked in the Renaissance when these totally bodacious babes needed our help. When running out of the castle, we lost track of the historical babes and we gotta get out of here or... WHOA... we won't exist dude. But anyway, if you do see them, tell 'em we're waiting at the telephone booth. Party on dude!

Haha, everyone knows the Earth is flat!

I was lost for a while but I met up with da Vinci in Venice and he built me a cryo chamber, can some one open it on April 4th 2012 thanks. Right under the street Calle Barozzi.

I recently wrote a book of "positions" (If you know what I mean). The catholics just destroyed it! Luckily, I have a second copy, but I'm still angry! It's called "I Modi" and I put a lot of effort into the first edition. What am I to do? The second edition is nowhere near as good.

So I was just looking through my telescope and then I found some mind-blowing evidence that suggests that the Earth actually revolves around the Sun. I shall call it... heliocentrism. What do you guys think?

Where does he even get his ideas from? We all know Galen is right.

My family lives in Mi'kma'ki. I haven't yet met a white man, so I'm looking forward to your questions.

I don't have any pics of myself, but here's one of my mom for proof.

I think he's a dreamer. A flying machine, with no wings? I reason that the rapture would come sooner than the thing actually working!

We prefer reason, not the illogical ramblings and mechanical tinkering of a dreamer! We men cannot do what the birds do! They have wings, we don't!