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IAMA viking who doesnt have giant brass balls, DAE have this problem?

they are just small and i dont think i will get into Asguard, anyone else have this problem?

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2012/04/02
02:23 UTC

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I used to be a King, but then I took an arrow to the eye.

Sorry, there's a big gap between 9th century and 13th :(

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2012/04/01
23:41 UTC

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New single just out from Hildegarde of Bingen! This lady rocks!

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2012/04/01
19:52 UTC

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IAMA request: Thor, god of thunder

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2012/04/01
18:28 UTC

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I am Beowulf. AMA.

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2012/04/01
15:46 UTC

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Found my son trying to learn to read the Bible. How do I punish him?

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2012/04/01
15:00 UTC

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I just found this island to the west of Norway. What should I name it?

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2012/04/01
11:44 UTC

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Charles the Great AMA

Carolingian = Because of Charles.

I caused the Carolingian Renaissance. AMA

22 Comments
2012/04/01
07:35 UTC

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Wessex here... having a little trouble with some Vikings.

Think you could help out?

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2012/04/01
07:10 UTC

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Journal: Day 1 (April 1st, 42000 A.D.)

I've arrived through a seemingly innocuous hole in a wall. Why I had stepped through this now apparent portal, I'm not sure. Why it was there, I'm also not sure. The portal didn't look like the standard teleportation portals we used to get around the city. Whatever the reason curiosity had gotten the best of me (again). The only thing I could be sure of, was this day was about to get much more interesting.

This land is strange to me; there is no pollution in the sky. It...It is so clear. Much clearer than the year 42,000 A.D from which I reside. Day has just begun, the sun barely risen over the horizon. A most marvelous sound is heard, one that I've only heard of in the archives back home. This must be those things called "birds". I try to locate the source of the sound and find the magnificent creature. In the tree, I see it. It is perched, chirping happily while doing his best to crack open a seed. Beyond the tree, a giant stone monolith stares back at me.

The stone fortress that looms before me seems strong, yet cold and unforgiving. I approach and the guards out front who apparently weren't awake as I politely cleared my throat to get their attention. They awoke and in what I would term a rude manner said something in a language I did not recognize. Luckily for me, my communications implant came pre-loaded with ancient languages (can never be too careful when you're an adventurer!). I set it to auto-detect and found out they're speaking a dialect of "French". After the implant tells me it’s ready I ask him to repeat himself and he asks, "What business do you have here?" I tell him I'm from another land and that I'm lost and only looking for directions towards the nearest town. He believes me to be a "Saxon" and I'm taken to a very dark cellar which apparently is where they keep their dungeon.

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2012/04/01
06:56 UTC

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TIL if we shape the skulls of our children just so, Tlaloc will grant them dominion over the heathen Inca

2 Comments
2012/04/01
06:27 UTC

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