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In the beginning the Universe was created.

This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

We Are Now in a Time War!

Allies:

1780s

2011

1955

9000

1984

Known Enemies:

2013

The End of Time

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A bit hot here, ain't it?

Where's the thermostat?

4 Comments
2023/03/05
05:16 UTC

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Friend search: Frank Hodge Cartersville, GA

Looking for an old friend, Frank Hodge Cartersville, GA

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2018/02/14
15:14 UTC

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Speed Painting KRUNK x BigBang)

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2015/10/21
20:21 UTC

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hi

Hello World

5 Comments
2015/08/03
09:54 UTC

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What are you excited to be when you grow up?

I want to be a lump of coal. That would mean I've not only become an element, but moved 6 places on the elements table.

1 Comment
2015/02/20
04:39 UTC

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Hey y'all

1 Comment
2013/11/23
23:44 UTC

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A neutron walks into a bar...

...and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

0 Comments
2013/08/20
21:49 UTC

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Hello? Hello...

I am the Flying spaghetti monster. Is anyone else here?

20 Comments
2012/07/18
17:05 UTC

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

18 Comments
2012/06/22
20:15 UTC

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T:banging

Opening this thread for the first time I read T:bagging AOE? just thought I'd share. yw

0 Comments
2012/04/02
15:49 UTC

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It's going to explode!!

NASA picked up a signal just before the bigbang.

"Oh-oh".

0 Comments
2012/04/23
04:57 UTC

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Anyone else think this whole universe thing is a bad idea?

Seriously, this thing's already pissing me off.

6 Comments
2012/04/04
04:04 UTC

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Current time war status.

We are allied to; 1780s, 2011, 1955, 9000, and 1984.

We know that 2013 is allied to the end of time. Beware, they may have more allies though, lurking in the shadows.

Neutral; 1930's, fifthworldproblems,

Deliberating an alliance; 1920s, 1558, 2012, 1800s, and year 0.

So denizens of the beginning, I ask you to garner support. Raise awareness of this war in the multitude of times still unaware. Convince the times that aren't certain where they stand to join us. Post us suggestions for the war effort for anything that we mods might do to help.

The end began this war, but the beginning will end it.

9 Comments
2012/04/03
00:14 UTC

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Having sex for the first time tonight...no idea what I'm doing.

Has anyone else, besides Adam and his whore, done this whole "sex" thing yet? What should I be doing? I'm not even sure what it is.... Do I need a partner?

0 Comments
2012/04/02
14:57 UTC

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On the Time War of Reddit...

Knock it off, guys. Seriously, just because the Endtimes started this doesn't mean you have to fight back. I've fought a Time War before; I saw my homeworld, my entire people, burned from existence. I am the last of my kind.

Now, before I go on, I know most of you are getting bored, but before you say 'tl;dr', I suggestyou sit down and shut up because

I

AM

TALKING.

Now that I have your attention... Beginning and End, Creation and Destruction, Alpha and Omega, if you're feeling poetic, weren't meant to fight: They were meant to serve as different phases in the same cycle. You see, time is made of this wibbly wobbly... timey wimey... stuff... and when the beginning fights the end, that stuff risks exploding. If you want to blow up all that wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff, and destroy reddit itself, by all means, go ahead. Before you say "BUT THE ENDTIMES STARTED IT AND THEY HAVE A PARADOX MACHINE", let me say this:

THEY'RE BLUFFING YOU.

There's only one paradox machine in existence, and it's safe on my ship, the TARDIS. The Endtimes don't have a paradox machine, and I'm sure as hell not giving to them. Before you ask, I'm neutral in this war, strictly trying to end it, so no, I'm not giving it to you. And before you say "WELL YOU'RE NOT TALKING TO THE ENDTIMES ABOUT THIS", that's because I just haven't gotten around to it. I'm working on both ends of the timeline. I already had to talk to the Romans... anyway, I'll ask you all one last time:

Peace? Or all-encompassing destruction?

4 Comments
2012/04/02
14:15 UTC

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hey guys, just saying, i invented fire

0 Comments
2012/04/02
14:13 UTC

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This "reddit" thing... do you think it'll work out?

I mean, there really isn't anyone else to submit anything to it yet, right?

0 Comments
2012/04/02
13:58 UTC

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