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I am from the year 2012 AMA

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2012/04/02
06:21 UTC

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Just told a great bedtime story to my son about a woman, apple and talking snake....

Think it will go anywhere?

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2012/04/01
21:29 UTC

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Come check out our new Tower to the Heavens -- Opens Today!

It's totally awesome; so very high. We'll never have to leave this beautiful land and we'll be so much closer to God! See you there.

I'll be posting updates periodically on today's festivities.

UPDATES:

Morning: Beautiful sunrise followed some plaintive calls to God to come and bless our hard work. Also FREE COFFEE and honey-glazed leavened bread rings. Everyone's having a great time!

Midday: OMG, God actually showed! I don't think anyone really expected him to come; he was incredible! And he was very impressed with our work. He said something like, "...and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do..." I didn't quite catch it all, but it was quite positive. What a guy!

Aftermidday: The musicians had a great set; everyone's in a terrific mood; lot's of celebrating and dancing! Hmmm...here seems to be some kind of commotion going on... it looks kind of like there's some fighting or something. I can't quite make it out because of the noise and clouds. I'll go see what's happening.

Eyraech: Toq menafe abn KLESSAN ACHIBRID! OKT?!

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2012/04/01
21:03 UTC

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IAMA Titan: Prometheus. AMA

I am a Titan who gave the gift of fire to man. You're welcome. Ask me anything.

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2012/04/01
18:56 UTC

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Just built my temple! Should stay hidden for like 2790 years! Leaving this guy to guard it's secrets.

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2012/04/01
18:55 UTC

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Hey guys, just wanted to share with you this concept I just came about, "Karma"

I have thought on a system for separating bad news from good news, I call it "karma". Friends say that will never catch up but maybe someone will find it useful in the future.

At least so far one person of the Śramaṇa movement whom I shared it with liked it.

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2012/04/01
16:25 UTC

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Hey guys, we've only got 800 years till the Ragnarok...we should probably start preparing now

I've collected you all here to rejoice in the splendors of the world here in Valhalla. We've got all sorts of cool stuff and even a strange, glowing box that allows me to speak to the prophetess with a board with letters on it. She tells me about the future. I don't really know who we're fighting yet, I just know that the prophetess said a big battle was going to happen.

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2012/04/01
16:08 UTC

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I took a bath. AMA

4 Comments
2012/04/01
15:42 UTC

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DAE tire of being whipped?

I know building pyramids is a lot of work, but still.

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2012/04/01
15:31 UTC

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DAE Wonder Why the Years are Counting Down?

Seriously, what happens when we get to 0?

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2012/04/01
15:23 UTC

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My wife just told me she accepted an apple from a snake... Ladies of 800BC, is this "woman speak" for something more sinister? Should I be worried?

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2012/04/01
15:17 UTC

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