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Background: I had hopped a ride to the next system over once Musk's internet satellite constellation had that weird glitch and started blocking out the sun during growing seasons. Figured I would lay low, tour the galaxy for a few thousand years, you know the deal. Anyway, I come back for a visit yesterday, and wouldn't you know it, those damn satellites are still there, and now they're armed.

Those jerks blew out my unilateral phase detractor on my alcubierre drive. I got out of range of their weapons, but now I'm stuck on reaction drive only and I've got a date on Kepler-186 in a week. Any good junkyards or mechanics around, that don't require FTL travel to reach?

Since its public PC release on May 17, 2009, Minecraft has been growing and growing. Now, with over 730 billion sales, it is the only game still being played in the entire universe. Nice to know some things never lose their appeal.

I'm still stuck in this odd time. Help, maybe? Doctor?

Hello Universe Wanderers, have you been aching to go back to the good ol' days when alien races were making Galaxy Wars left right and centre? Well me and the Kongratchuliam Council have declared war on the devious and f*cking hostile Safir! Space Mercs get paid 10,000 Munsons for fighting in this Galaxy War! And, if you die, we can use your limbs for spare parts! Fill your application like this-

Alien Race:

Age:

What Galaxy do you live in:

Have you ever stuck a sausage in a Geeguntargo's nose:

Are you good in combat:

Ah good ol' galaxy wars! Ever seen a Gaarn Warfighter explode into a million pieces? Ever seen a planet being ripped apart by a Trinklon Star Fleet? I have. My race is call Kongratchuliam. We wiped out humans two years ago. That was fun. What's your favourite Galaxy War?

I can't explain anything technical. Your stupid. And it's the year 42000, rascisim doesnt matter BITCH!

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

i hear they are planning to legalise cannabis next year!

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Really.

My planet was destroyed by cylons. I managed to miss the attack and I'm currently living on a ship drifting through space. If anyone knows how to find Earth, I'd really appreciate it. I'm not crazy! I swear it exists, just please help me find it, we can't live like this forever. I was told that it had been found at least twice before. If anyone knows the way, we can find the promise land once more!

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The sound doesn't bother me, but it makes my 56 legged winged pet turtle growls all the time. Everytime I launch the hologram, it runs for about 20 secs and it shuts down. Please help! I went to the apple planet and they said I need to buy the new MMMCMLXXXIXS. I only had my MMMCMLXXXIX for only 3 Earth weeks. Do I really have to upgrade?