In world news today: Scientists have finally brought back the once extinct sloth. Some of our readers may be familiar with these beautiful creatures from stories they've heard from their grand parents. Scientist Cheryl Holton stated "We have been working hard to grow a new sloth from DNA that was procured from a private collector. Though the work is arduous and a very slow process, we should be able to get these lovely creatures back in the zoos where they belong."

I was born in 1993 and I can use your newfangled brain internet or whatever it is that you young folk call it. Ask me anything!

Oh my God, he's got an axe and a flamethrower and is trying to kill everyone! I think his morality chip is faulty or something, how do I turn it back on?

Edit: Or, failing that, how do I switch him off entirely? Preferably without getting within a five mile radius from him.

The Apartment is two Bedroom and its about 40 Caps a month.

In other news Miranda keyes is born.

P.S This is my first time using Reddit :)

for all you betas out there, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brave_New_World#The_Reservation_and_the_Savage_.28Chapters_7.E2.80.939.29

Today reports are incoming from Earth's outer colony of Harvest of the dreadful invasion by an unknown alien conglomerate currently being reffed to as the "Covenant". Many perished but thanks to the work of a Staff Sergeants Avery Johnson and his squad there were some survivors. Humanity is now at war.

UNITED STATES COMBAT SPACE VESSEL PROXIMA    
BRIDGE LOG APRIL 1, 2112 EARTH LOCAL TIME 19:47
    THIS IS AN AUTOMATED SHIP SERVICE ACTIVATED ON
    COMPUTER DETERMINED NOTABLE SCENARIOS

Tensions were high in space, a constantly polarizing and dividing humanity was the continuing theme of the century like most others. Significant colonization of the solar system was easy, faster-than-light travel among the stars was a more recent achievement.

An era of peace it was not, significant distance between peoples allowed cultures to grow farther apart and animosity to grow much deeper than would be possible on a single planet. There never was and probably never will be a "Worlds War", however battles and skirmishes were abundant.

Systems (sigh): Okay they've targeted us again... alright they have dumped their capacitors. Wait, now they are spooling their FTL drives. And they killed it. Targeting us again... they're just playing with us.

Captain: Communications; opening a hailing frequency again. Attention SFP vessel, this is a peaceful zone. Do not enter FTL in this territory, do not discharge or even charge your weaponry. Continued actions will not be tolerated.

...

Captain: Anything?

Communications: Nothing sir...

Systems: Alright they've stopped their ship for now- wait- THEY'RE POWERING UP THEIR WEAPONS FOR REAL THIS TIME, 20 MEGAWATTS.

Captain: Lower combat armor, kill the engines, give me maximum fusion, double their rate of charge I want to show them we mean business.

Weapons: Aye, going to 45 megawatts.

the lights dim for a moment and the bridge fills with a deafening hum

Captain: SFP Vessel, do not engage we double outclass you. You will be destroyed

Systems: They're still building a charge.

Captain: Go to maximum charge.

Non-essential sections of the ship are evacuated to increase heat dissipation for the railgun's capacitors.

The hum in the bridge goes to mind-cracking high pitch and then quiets away as the capacitors fill to their maximum charge level.

Systems: Alright, alright, okay... they're dissipating now. SFP ship is leaving the broadside position.

The SFP vessel glows bright red along the sides as its capacitors discharge excess energy.

Captain: SFP vessel, please leave this territory at once.

The enemy ship begins to turn around, but at the last second it rolls and pulls a sharp turn back to the United States ship.

Systems: They're on a course right for us.

Helm: Evading

Captain: SFP vessel disengage at once! I repeat-

Systems: IT IS TOO LATE CAPTAIN! THEY ARE PAST THE POINT OF NO RETURN THEY ARE GOING TO HIT US!

Captain: Helm, go to emergency FTL! Maximum multiple!

Helm: That isn't possible, we don't even have a basic solution set.

Captain: Dump the capacitors into the FTL drive now!

Helm: Aye, going to maximum C multiple.

The faster-than-light drive at the heart of the ship comes to life and begins to vibrate the entire hull at extremely high power levels, constantly switching frequencies almost randomly. To an observer on the ship, everything goes quiet, the walls and hull become slightly transparent before igniting into a bright, energetic, blue plasma like structure.

Systems: The're going to hit us in limbo! GOD HELP US!

People on the ship slow down and tingle all over. Their bodies dissolve into blue light. Exotic energy waves and magnetic fields emanate from the FTL drive. Gently caressing and shaping the blue plasma into an oblong shape, and then a thin cylinder, and then to a narrow beam. The beam is red at the back, and blue at the front. As it shrinks and narrows it quickly extends out to what looks like infinity for a brief moment, off into non-visible spectrum of light, and then finally it disappears altogether and the beam cuts across space time and dimensions to achieve "faster-than-light" travel.

The SFP ship, unable to stop in time smashed into the plasma structure, before the Proxima could fully enter faster-than-light travel. The ship atomized as it crashed through the Proxima, and the atoms where spread like a shotgun and accelerated to .99 the speed of light, it burnt up like a shower of shooting stars.

Captain: NNNNOOOOOO-