/r/t:2022
/r/t:2022
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The time is now now
14:07 UTC
I was wrong about the Trump "Presidency"
Ever since the "God Emperor" stepped into office, I haven't been able to get a damn taco. His "out of sight, out of mind" policy on Mexico/Mexican products really ruined my go-to munchies spot. Here's to his upcoming third, fourth, and probably fifth term, since he got rid of the term limit.
03:05 UTC
In 2022 we still didn't have a functioning electric power grid
10:03 UTC
Finally there! Can someone fill me on the details?
I've just arrived and I'm pretty much flabbergasted... What happened here??
15:59 UTC
Are these threads locked, or can we actually post here now?
03:31 UTC
I lost my timeline and am stuck in the year 2022
23:00 UTC
Help, I'm addicted to VR. How do I kick this habbit?
My parents are seriously worried about me. I spend all day every day in artificial reality. One weekend I was in there for over 48 hours and almost passed out due to dehydration. I'm addicted to everything VR. Going to mars, venus, Zero G football games on the moon, and even the sex ones.
I just can't relate to the real world any more. I don't even like it. Our neighbourhood sucks. Everything I do is tracked on CCTV everywhere. I just feel free in VR and its where all my friends are.
I know its a problem, but how do I re-integrate into the real world when I don't even want to?
16:55 UTC
Til there was this thing called cancer
Remember that stuff, my great grandfather had it
16:38 UTC
After 20 year study, researchers find that diet and excersize are keys to losing weight.
15:51 UTC
What is your worst/most awkward teleportation misplacement?
Mine just happened. I wanted to teleport to the bathroom to take a shower. I totally forgot to add a zero to my location and ended up naked in a Paris museum. So what's yours?
13:34 UTC
Fist moon colony established. Despite the colony being visible from earth, most Americans still believe NASA faked all moon landings.
07:27 UTC
Say your name
Try to speak as clearly as you can.
You know everything gets written down.
Nod you head,
just in case they could be watching
with their shiny satellites.
I hope they cannot see
the limitless potential
living inside of me,
to murder everything.
I hope they cannot see
I am the great destroyer.
Turn it up.
Listen to the shit they pump into your head
filling you with apathy.
Hold your breath.
Wait until you know the time is right
on time. The end is near.
I hope they cannot see
the limitless potential
living inside of me,
to murder everything.
I hope they cannot see
I am the great destroyer
03:43 UTC
I invented trans-luminal spacetravel AMA
Proof for the mods: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcubierre_drive
03:40 UTC
President Paul Ryan promises troop withdrawals in Iran will begin early next year.
01:32 UTC
FIFA World Cup in Qatar
01:00 UTC
Just think. This year, people who were born after 9/11 will be able to drink.
00:35 UTC
Iran wins FIFA World Cup!
IT'S PHENOMENAL! For the first time EVER, Iran has won the FIFA World Cup in a close 7-6 against Ukraine. Iran would've surely been beat by most any team, but almost all of the European and South American teams failed to qualify this year, surprisingly.
23:50 UTC
Music today sucks. Anyone remember the good old days of Justin Beiber and the Jonas brothers?
23:39 UTC