It's sad, isn't it?

We were so naive. So hopeful.

It was great having you visit. I'd make sure to check back in a couple years. Thanks for all the help, and I can't wait until we can meet again.

See you soon!

Lmao

Its finally happening. Nolan has not confirmed who the villain is. Rumor is it will either be Hugo Strange or The Riddler.

I'm happy Nolan

I wish Michael Caine was still around to play Alfred :(

I had a bowl of rice the other day and haven't had anything since. I used to be able to got to In N Out and get the burger ever 10 years ago.

Really wish that renewable energy shit came down the pipeline sooner. We're all fucked :(

OK guys, this is seriously exciting. We will actually get a third food alternative to Soylent Red and Soylent Yellow. It will be called Soylent Green and apparently it's a sort of plankton based product. Just wanted to share the news.

Wait until you find out about the shock features of unconscious and death functions. Police can use them with neurorifles. The ultraviolet ink bar code tattoos on our foreheads are uncalled for as well.

I'm sad to see it go, even if most people just go to Mexico or, if that beautiful socialist paradise down south is too far away, Canada.

On a semi-related note, do you think enough of the congressional candidates promising to ban birth control will get elected next year to actually push it through?

We did it

After about 5 years of submersion due to rising ocean levels, Florida is once again a livable environment due to the construction of an Aqua-Dome. Evacuees are encouraged to return to their former residences.

And I still haven't made the front page :(

oh wait. shit.

Omigosh, I can't believe that Elvis, Kurt Cobain, Tupac Shakur, Michael Jackson, and John Lennon finally came back! Their latest album was incredible! What do you think?