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We all know our Stoffel Vandoorne is the best F1 driver in the history of F1. So he deserved a masterful sub, but got this instead.

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We all know our Stoffel Vandoorne is the best F1 driver in the history of F1. So he deserved a masterful sub, but got this instead.

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Last race: 2019 Hong Kong ePrix

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That period when Vandoorne more than matched Alonso

This article at The Race, which describes what went wrong during Vandoorne's two years in F1, inspired me to document something that is always overlooked: There was a part of the 2017 season when McLaren thought Alonso was leaving the team, and during that period, Vandoorne was more than matching him. It ended abruptly when Alonso signed a new contract with McLaren.

Let's start in late June 2017, after the Azerbaijan GP, the 8th of the season. Alonso made disparaging comments about Honda that weekend and was revealed to have a contract offer from Renault for 2018 (cfr this article). To compare how Alonso and Vandoorne performed in the next GPs, we'll look at the times in all qualifying sessions in which they both participated. For each such session I'll mention who was fastest and by how much:

* Austria: Q1 Alonso by 0.158s, Q2 Alonso by 0.139s

* Great Britain: Q1 Alonso by 2.413s (on slicks vs wets), Q2 Vandoorne by 0.495s

* Hungary: Q1 Alonso by 0.084s, Q2 Alonso by 0.081s, Q3 Alonso by 0.445s

* Belgium: Q1 Vandoorne by 0.027s

* Italy: Q1 Vandoorne by 0.367s, Q2 Vandoorne by 0.731s

* Singapore: Q1 Alonso by 0.136s, Q2 Vandoorne by 0.215s, Q3 Alonso by 0.219s

* Malaysia: Q1 Vandoorne by 0.211s, Q2 Vandoorne by 0.162s, Q3 Vandoorne by 0.122s

* Japan: Q1 Alonso by 0.129s, Q2 Alonso by 0.029s

During or after the Japan GP, Alonso signed a new contract with McLaren for 2018 (cfr this article). He immediately started dominating Vandoorne again, as the results of the remaining 4 GPs show:

* USA: Q1 Alonso by 0.574s, Q2 Alonso by 0.595s

* Mexico: Q1 Alonso by 0.868s

* Brazil: Q1 Alonso by 0.114s, Q2 Alonso by 0.523s

* Abu Dhabi: Q1 Vandoorne by 0.043s, Q2 Alonso by 0.172s

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So while Alonso's future with McLaren was in doubt, they went 4-4 in qualifying, with an average gap of 0.068s in Vandoorne's favour. Once Alonso signed a new contract, he went 4-0 in qualifying, with an average gap of 0.454s in his favour.

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2022/08/15
14:15 UTC

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'Congrats frero!!'

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2022/08/14
15:36 UTC

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STOFFEL IS WORLD CHAMPION

7 Comments
2022/08/14
08:05 UTC

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Tomorrow is the final Formula E race of the season. Stoffel is currently leading the championship! 🀞🏼🀞🏼🀞🏼

1 Comment
2022/08/13
13:37 UTC

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MONACO ePRIX winner Stoffel Vandoorne!

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2022/05/02
12:12 UTC

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[Spoiler] Formula E standings after Monaco E-Prix

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2022/04/30
14:17 UTC

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"Damnnn boy"

3 Comments
2022/04/13
09:55 UTC

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On this day in 2016: Stoffel Vandoorne's F1 Debut [Bahrain]

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2022/04/04
01:15 UTC

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Interview Stoffel about F1 comeback: not sure this was posted yet

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2022/03/13
15:52 UTC

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Happy Valentine's Day

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2022/02/14
15:21 UTC

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Formula E Race 1 post race discussion

After taking pole, Stoffel misses the attack mode and finishes 2nd behind De Vries. 3 points for Pole keeps Stoffel close in the championship, and the Mercs look strong! We race again tomorrow, a great chance for Stoff to win for sure.

1 Comment
2022/01/28
18:02 UTC

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POLE position for the first race!

3 Comments
2022/01/28
15:38 UTC

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Stoffel Vandoorne will be racing tomorrow in the Formula E season opener

Quali and the 1st race are tomorrow, 2nd race is on Saturday.

Also notable is the new knockout qualifying system, which is slightly more confusing but a lot more fair than the old one.

I'm hoping for Stoffel to win both races and start the season with a strong 50+ points, or at the least get some better luck than last season!

2 Comments
2022/01/27
14:17 UTC

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SERVER IS READY, COME JOIN

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

The new Stoffel Vandoorne Fan Server is officially ready and open!

Come take a look and make some friends :)

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6 Comments
2021/08/30
15:57 UTC

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Off by 0.727 seconds after 24 hours!

Everything this guy competes in lately gives me a heart attack!

1 Comment
2021/08/22
14:55 UTC

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Any rumours on Stof joining Williams F1?

6 Comments
2021/08/18
12:27 UTC

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Stoffel on Pole....could have been in prime position to take the title if Rowland didn’t punt him in London

I just hope he can end the season with a win. Bad luck ruined his season smh

2 Comments
2021/08/15
13:21 UTC

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More shirtless Stoffel & Pierre

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2021/08/07
15:02 UTC

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Pierre and friends on holiday in Ibiza!

1 Comment
2021/08/05
14:57 UTC

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I hate it...

Formula E. It has so little to do with racing most of the races and is all about luck. Or qualifying which also sees a huge amount of luck involved with the group you're in. It bothers me because we know Stoffel has what it takes, this series just doesn't.

4 Comments
2021/05/08
14:15 UTC

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Stoffel... except it isn't Stoff⁉️

1 Comment
2021/05/05
10:18 UTC

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Round 5 Valencia post race discussion

What the actual fuck just happened, after getting pole, being disqualified from qualifying, Stoffle makes up 21 places, 11 places on the last lap to finish on the podium after many many cars run out of energy! 12 Classified finishers! The most bizarre race I've ever seen.

Stoffle may have a penalty for not using all of his last attack mode

Edit: 10 second penalty for Stoffel, stays 3rd!

6 Comments
2021/04/24
13:59 UTC

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Stoffel Vandoorne FE Montage / Best bits.

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2021/04/13
21:02 UTC

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[SPOILER] FE Championship standings after round 4

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2021/04/11
16:21 UTC

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Redemptionℒ️

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2021/04/11
15:50 UTC

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LETSSS GOOOO

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2021/04/11
11:52 UTC

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Happy Birthday StoffelPancakes

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2021/03/26
19:33 UTC

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