/r/stanisms
A subreddit for funny analogies, metaphors and similes written on relevant pictures.
Welcome to /r/stanisms!
This subreddit is for funny analogies, metaphors and similes that are printed on relevant backgrounds.
Origin
jixig, InsaneZee and Anangrywelshman suggested and named this subreddit here.
/r/stanisms
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This is going to be as bad as an epileptic on a casino floor
1 Comment
2022/06/25
04:17 UTC
04:17 UTC
13
I’m sweating like a whore in church here!
3 Comments
2022/06/22
02:43 UTC
02:43 UTC
11
Could you all help me in coming up with ‘funny’ analogy for a ‘toxic relationship’? Essentially, a relationship that was great in the beginning but went downhill at the end? Thanks!
7 Comments
2022/06/21
13:51 UTC
13:51 UTC
30
it sounded like someone was beating a cow with an ironing board
1 Comment
2022/05/28
01:49 UTC
01:49 UTC
24
Got as much charisma as an autistic slug
2 Comments
2021/10/05
14:47 UTC
14:47 UTC
42
I have the memory of a goldfish and the attention span of a moth at a fireworks festival
0 Comments
2021/10/01
21:35 UTC
21:35 UTC
23
I need that like a moose needs a hat rack.
1 Comment
2021/10/01
20:16 UTC
20:16 UTC
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“He’s more overbearing than a guy giving helicopter tours of a panda sanctuary”
1 Comment
2021/09/14
14:29 UTC
14:29 UTC
35
"The bots behave like mosquitos whose brains were recently transplanted into human bodies"
0 Comments
2021/09/06
01:54 UTC
01:54 UTC
0
You're more wrong than if I said you would fly if I pushed you off the Coronado Bridge. Which I kinda want to do right now.
1 Comment
2021/09/03
09:45 UTC
09:45 UTC
33
You are as useless as a banana peeler
1 Comment
2021/08/31
14:58 UTC
14:58 UTC
43
I’m sweating like a nun taking a pregnancy test
0 Comments
2021/08/05
22:26 UTC
22:26 UTC
29
If r/stanisms needed a coach, hire this guy
1 Comment
2021/04/21
23:34 UTC
23:34 UTC
33
When asked how serious i was...i said...
"Quit school because of recess...I don't play."
0 Comments
2021/04/15
10:54 UTC
10:54 UTC
31
The kid ran faster than a cheetah driving a Ferrari down a wind tunnel on ice.
3 Comments
2021/03/25
21:29 UTC
21:29 UTC
9
That rabid dog was on me like OJ on a waiter.
Is this safe?
3 Comments
2021/03/24
12:54 UTC
12:54 UTC
19
He was stronger than the tension between the tenors and basses in a choir
And that's kinda hard to beat. (Sorry this is my first post here and it kinda sucks ngl)
1 Comment
2021/03/20
19:31 UTC
19:31 UTC
21
1990 Diesel that sounds like [two] skeletons screwing
1 Comment
2021/03/07
21:29 UTC
21:29 UTC
192
Slow, but firm and unyielding
0 Comments
2020/12/20
22:39 UTC
22:39 UTC
38
Minimalists' beliefs summed up: I need that like a bald man needs a comb.
0 Comments
2020/12/03
16:18 UTC
16:18 UTC
25
That place was slower than trying to buy a car at the DMV
0 Comments
2020/11/01
20:49 UTC
20:49 UTC
39
She makes my **** shrink like a night swim off the Titanic.
1 Comment
2020/08/03
02:11 UTC
02:11 UTC
34
That job was as hard as a blind man in a fish mongers
0 Comments
2020/07/30
11:32 UTC
11:32 UTC
14
Some enjoyable burns to roast over awhile with
1 Comment
2020/07/10
23:21 UTC
23:21 UTC
9
Abused like a ginger stepchild
2 Comments
2020/07/08
13:49 UTC
13:49 UTC
50
Rare as rocking horse shit
1 Comment
2020/07/08
13:46 UTC
13:46 UTC
132
Jesus.
4 Comments
2020/06/26
22:24 UTC
22:24 UTC
105
"She was being suspiciously and uncharacteristically nice, like a Nazi in Brasil."
3 Comments
2020/06/21
18:07 UTC
18:07 UTC
206
Cocoa Butter Kisses
0 Comments
2020/06/14
02:37 UTC
02:37 UTC