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Sandy Cheeks is gay. These are the reasons i think Sandy is gay.

she ran away from home which was Texas, one of the most homophobic states! she made her own home in the ocean, super counter culture!!! she had to use power tools (don’t come for me for this comment), she wears a space suit 24/7 that’s basically an equivalent to overalls, she never showed interest to other males (this could be because she is a land animal buuuuut)

Look i’m a queer lady myself and i mean this with so much love and acceptance but Sandy left her home above water to built a life under the sea and built a dome to live in so she could run away from her homophobic family in texas and clearly wasn’t accepted by her parents, she never tried to sl*ep with spongebob! she is clapping cheeks and they are lady cheeks. mic drop

TLDR: Sandy Cheeks is lesbian.

Imagine if Mr Krabs and Plankton ran for president against each other in the US what would happen, who would win,how would it go and who would you vote for?

Asked my friend who is their favorite SpongeBob character, and they answered "Patrick Star." Normally I wouldn't hate on people just for their favorite character, but this one is sorta halfway believable and nonbeliveable. I asked why they like Patrick Star and the results were crazy. I'm not sure if they were even joking or not, they answered "Because he does hilarious things to SpongeBob and Squidward. Pet-Sitter Pat is the best Patrick and Gary episode, and Ink Lemonade is funny!" I'm not sure I should believe them or not. I asked 4 friends of mine and they all don't know if my one friend was joking or not.

I want to make a spongebob pardoy, I know he is dead but just wanna know if he was ok with it.

They're like 1/3 of his size, and he's atleast 25 because he's around 10 in camp coral when pearl is a baby, and in the current show pearl is 16-17. And he hasn't grown at ALL 🤣

How does Patrick afford a house with no job? Did Patrick inherited money from his parents and used that money to buy a house? Are Patricks parents rich?

I had a brain fart and forgot to do this yesterday so here it is today. Quote away everybody!

In the episode where he throws a party and bombs so bad. He eventually gets locked out and spends the night in jail after not inviting the police. The people who went to the party realized they had such a great time without SpongeBob that they made it a holiday. Patrick even says the party was so great he needs to write everything down and plan the next one the exact same way.

Ive looked through older threads on this topic tried many websites but theyre either slow af or dont work at all. Where do yall watch it? Or those websites have episodes mixed up completely for some reason.

Edit: ive found one website that isnt slow has all the episodes in the actual correct order https://lookmovie.foundation/ but the only downside is that you can watch at 480p without premium which is fine to me but i am still looking for suggestions for even better website.

Seriously, there could be more storylines open up for Pearl if she actually no longer goes to HS and either takes a gap year or go to college.

Maybe then we can see retcon Chip again and he be a few years older (Freshman vs Junior) and those two would become friends giving more opportunities for Plankton + Karen + Chip and Spot Family Moments and then Mr. Krabs opening up to Plankton on missing Pearl while in College.

Also could see new reccuring characters that Pearl and or Chip can see in their college settings of Bikini Bottom or another nearby Sea Town, then finally it would tackle the issue of Pearl exploring what passions she wants to do instead of expectations of inheritance on the Krusty Krab (Head Canons: Krabs give Pearl the restaurant but Pearl personally give SpongeBob and Squidward full control and Pearl is only there as an Accountant or appearing periodically not there daily like Krabs used to do)

Been sitting with this idea for awhile and that's literally a storyline I'm waiting on in Modern SpongeBob