/r/skyrimdadjokes
Terrible and sometimes hilariously weak humor about, or referencing TESV: Skyrim.
Submission Rules
Keep it Skyrim related.
Don't put the punchline in the title!
Make it absolutely groan-worthy!
Comment Rules
Don't harass other users.
No false reporting. (3 Day Ban)
No "trolling"
The mod team will remove stuff at our discretion.
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/r/skyrimdadjokes
#Friendsy
... or is it just resting lich face?
They had the WHEEL to do it.
#"The Art of the Ideal Masters"
It's called Lycansubscribe
... tree-ty
FLAGONREND
He has wears if you have the coin.
She freaked out, saying, "that's too violent!". I said, "woah, mom, decapitation isn't something to lose your head over".
... I just can't see myself doing it.
The corpse replied, "IDK."
I just want to know how's Alduin.
It’s my boyfriend’s birthday and I’m writing his card and I need a rlly good Skyrim joke to put in it. (I’ve never played)
Pls!! :))
Is that a boon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
They'd make a killing!
Eightgarde
She wanted to be immorthal.
Murdermer.
Never should have cum here!
A Volkicar
A falk-wreath
To live in Solitude.
Yesterday hail, today rain, to Morrowind.
Random NPC: Help me, Danica Pure Spring! I was bitten by a wolf!
Danica Pure Spring: Oh no! Where?
Random NPC: No, regular wolf.
Only two things are certain in Skyrim.
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Death and Ataxia.
They had cold feet!
It must be very fus-trating as it's a tough ro dah hoe.
A priest of Arkay.
Arniel Gone.
Rune-mates!