/r/skyrimdadjokes
Terrible and sometimes hilariously weak humor about, or referencing TESV: Skyrim.
Submission Rules
Keep it Skyrim related.
Don't put the punchline in the title!
Make it absolutely groan-worthy!
Comment Rules
Don't harass other users.
No false reporting. (3 Day Ban)
No "trolling"
The mod team will remove stuff at our discretion.
Spoilers added! [](#s "spoiler text goes here")
/r/skyrimdadjokes
A Volkicar
A falk-wreath
To live in Solitude.
Yesterday hail, today rain, to Morrowind.
Random NPC: Help me, Danica Pure Spring! I was bitten by a wolf!
Danica Pure Spring: Oh no! Where?
Random NPC: No, regular wolf.
Only two things are certain in Skyrim.
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Death and Ataxia.
They had cold feet!
It must be very fus-trating as it's a tough ro dah hoe.
A priest of Arkay.
Arniel Gone.
Rune-mates!
"You set?"
!Because Meridia kept interrupting them every time a new person touched the 'Bee Can'.!<
Dovah-caine
"No, it's to look at."
"Stop, Drop and Soul"
(Stolen from a post on r/skyrim)
Harkon the herald angels sing
The Sole Cairn.
None of them can see their parents.
It's pretty light.
He changed his name to Lycan Subscribe
!Because they Falmer.!<
!A Thu'um drive.!<
They thought she said she wanted troll facts.
Dwarven Gyro!
"I've caught you red-handed!"
Smell you later!
Nordstrom
Now he's Roggi Not-Beard.