/r/SiriFail

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Collecting examples of when Siri — the "personal assistant" by Apple — fails to work as intended (which is so frequently, we created a subreddit for it). The results are both hilarious and depressing.

Collecting examples of when Siri — the "personal assistant" by Apple — fails to work as intended (which is so frequently, we created a subreddit for it). The results are both hilarious and depressing.


Rules:

  1. Be civil.
  2. Don't post fake screenshots.
  3. Remember that Siri is inconsistent — your milage may vary when attempting to recreate an issue that has been posted.

"The exact words I say [to Siri] aren't important. It's the meaning behind the words."

– Scott Forstall, Apple (Siri Introduction, Oct. 4, 2011)

/r/SiriFail

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12

Whyyyyyyyy

2 Comments
2024/05/10
23:44 UTC

4

"I'm having trouble connecting to the internet"

Homepod Mini has lately just been "one moment - one moment - I'm having trouble… more info in the Home app". But there is no more info in the home app. Nor is there any reason my Awatch or iPhone couldn't complete the task I asked for.

Why does a Siri unit - knowing it isn't working - insist on responding, and my other devices pretend they're not there?

0 Comments
2024/05/07
20:16 UTC

1

Siri ignores the day of the month and just schedules a reminder one month from today when I request, "On the 10th of each month remind me to feed my pigeon."

0 Comments
2024/04/26
14:06 UTC

62

Siri is rude and dismissive. I hate the “uh-huh”. I feel like I’m talking to a twelve year old.

11 Comments
2024/04/16
18:15 UTC

8

I love this one - I'm doing things, but I can't do things!

This has happened to me a few times, and just happened again. As a software engineer with over 30 years of experience, I have a knack for imagining failure modes - why Siri does some of the dumb stuff she does. But I still can't conceive what could be wrong with the system that would cause it to do this.

Scenario:

  1. On my HomePod, play some music
  2. Later, decide I've had enough music for now
  3. Say "Hey Siri, stop the music."
  4. Siri thinks for a prolonged few seconds
  5. She responds, "I'm sorry, I'm having trouble connecting."
  6. And yet the music is still streaming

How could there be a good enough network connection for music to stream uninterrupted, but not good enough for her to send the recording of my voice to the Siri server? And why don't they put processing of really basic commands like "stop" on the device itself?

In the end, whenever this happens I just have to laugh, and then get up to go tap the HomePod on its stupid little head.

Anyone else have this happen on their HomePod?

5 Comments
2024/04/15
21:32 UTC

14

Siri doesn’t know that Arizona doesn’t observe daylight savings time.

I mean “saving”

7 Comments
2024/04/12
13:24 UTC

122

How is siri so bad

17 Comments
2024/03/23
22:19 UTC

27

[NSFW]Siri Can't Set Timers

Me: Siri set a timer for 5 hours

Siri: Done

Me: *remembers that I set it 2 hours too early

Me: Ok, increase the time by 2 hours

Siri: Set a timer for 2 hours

Me: Siri go F yourself

Siri: For how long?

Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What?

8 Comments
2024/03/17
17:28 UTC

126

Siri can’t tell degrees from percent?

4 Comments
2024/03/11
08:44 UTC

13

Siri cuts herself off midsentence to listen to me when I'm not even talking

Ever since I purchased my new iPhone 11, Siri has been doing this annoyingly frustrating thing where she will randomly cut herself off right in the middle of a sentence, and my phone will vibrate shortly like she's waiting for a response. When I haven't even said anything. For example, Cohen, if I ask Siri to give me directions to the nearest gas station, she will reply with- 'one option I found is(blank) and it gets four stars on yelp. Does that one sound good?' But before she even finishes the senates, She just cuts herself off, and my phone will ding like it's waiting for me to answer. It doesn't happen every time, but it happens frequently enough that it's driving me nuts. Also, there have been a few different times where I will be talking to someone out loud within a couple minutes of asking Siri, a question, and all of the sudden she will start talking and give her a response to a random part of my conversation. It's like she starts listening at random moments, but only listens for a few seconds, and then cuts off. I don't know what it is, but it is a definite glitch, and I don't know how to fix it. Or if it even can be fixed. Either way, I can't help but wonder how much privacy I actually have with Apple products. I've always used iPhones and I've never had this issue or any issue like it. Before I got this phone, I had an iPhone SE, the one that was made right before the iPhone 11. Never had an issue with it. But, I just purchased this iPhone 11 about six months ago and it's been happening since I got it out of the box and turned it on. Every time I try to Google, it seems like it's happening because of an update. But I have tried factory, resetting and everything and it still does not work. I have surfed through all the settings, trying to figure out some thing that would cause it. I have googled and can't find anything. Please help!

0 Comments
2024/02/16
09:56 UTC

19

Legend says if Siri sees its shadow, you get 16 more weeks of winter.

2 Comments
2024/02/06
22:43 UTC

3

Siri listen but doesn’t respond

Hi! I have an IPhone 15 and it’s updated, but I don’t seem to be able to use Siri. Every time I call her she listens, but when I ask something or say anything at all she simply ignores and shut down. When I googled it I’ve seen some website saying I’m supposed to reset my phone, but I don’t wanna do it…What can I do then? Somebody help!!

8 Comments
2024/02/06
14:31 UTC

1

Siri listen but doesn’t respond

Hi! I have an IPhone 15 and it’s updated, but I don’t seem to be able to use Siri. Every time I call her she listens, but when I ask something or say anything at all she simply ignores and shut down. When I googled it I’ve seen some website saying I’m supposed to reset my phone, but I don’t wanna do it…What can I do then? Somebody heeeelp!!

0 Comments
2024/02/06
14:31 UTC

9

Always while driving…

0 Comments
2024/01/30
03:45 UTC

25

Ah yes, the famous piece of literature, Apple Podcasts.

0 Comments
2024/01/13
14:36 UTC

1

Siri issue help

Hey there, I have an issue regarding Siri , My 3pl company website's number is dialed by Siri when an apple user asks Siri to call amazon prime even though this contact is not related with amazon prime at all. On asking the callers why did they call , they responded that they called Amazon prime to cancel their subscription/ other purposes but ended up contacting us. I have used google search operators to lookup our contact numbers associated with amazon prime but all of them resulted in no association. I tried contacting apple support but due to country barrier, I could not. There is no public email address of customer support of apple. Kindly help me in resolving this as my sales team is fed up of these unnecessary calls.

0 Comments
2024/01/13
10:50 UTC

8

Siri doesn’t know how leap years work

Me: Hey Siri, when is the next leap year? Siri HomePod: It will begin in 2032

Me: Hey Google, when is the next leap year? Google Speaker: Leap year began on 1 January …

1 Comment
2024/01/05
21:40 UTC

36

Siri activates thanks to a TikTok

So, I was just listening a TikTok story of a deaf man calling his sister via Siri. He said "Hey Siri, call Daphne".

Suddenly my phone opens Siri and I read "Hey Siri, call Jeffrey". I frantically try to stop Siri from calling this Jeffrey-person (I honestly didn't even know I had someone named Jeffrey in my contacts, but here we are😂).

Let me say, I failed in blocking Siri, Jeffrey was called for a good full second. I blocked Jeffrey to avoid weird text conversations or him calling me back. I mean, I have no clue who Jeffrey is, but what if he still remembers me? Nah, not having that. 😂 Sorry Jeffrey.

10 Comments
2024/01/02
19:24 UTC

24

Queens greatest hits apparently by Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga

So when I ask Siri to play “Queen’s greatest hits” it always plays Shallow by lady gaga and Bradley Cooper. Without fail. You can try it right now and she will do that. My conspiracy brain makes me think it is some sort of gag that a Siri engineer has programmed in. What do you think?

9 Comments
2023/12/30
14:09 UTC

85

Siri needs to delay before calling

Considering how inaccurate Siri is, there needs to be a delay or confirmation before s/he launches a phone call.

I was driving around late looking for a place to eat the other night and asked Siri, "What time does Lee's Sandwiches close?"

Siri responded, "Calling Lisa Xie..." and it immediately started ringing the phone of a friend three hours ahead of me and waking her up.

Thanks, Siri.

5 Comments
2023/12/18
22:52 UTC

85

You’ve got to be kidding me.

10 Comments
2023/11/24
03:39 UTC

3

Unbelievably wrong!

Hey siri, directions to Lunds.

Siri: here are directions to caribou coffee.

🤦‍♂️

The Siri team Needs to be fired.

1 Comment
2023/11/19
21:26 UTC

18

Swing and a Miss, Siri

It’s true…. It’s an answer…

8 Comments
2023/11/10
14:37 UTC

2

how about voice interfaces ?

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https://forms.gle/a3PaQmYEiqRDxY4Z8

whats in it for me ? you can share email to get a copy of the research and listen what the rest of us have said.

Thanks!

0 Comments
2023/10/23
23:44 UTC

13

Raging at siri for being completely unable to answer even simple questions and this is the embodiment of everything that’s wrong with it.

3 Comments
2023/10/22
22:02 UTC

47

WTF Siri?

0 Comments
2023/10/13
18:06 UTC

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