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A look at the shit that is said on r/socialism.

All the socialist governments are actually capitalist. Amirite?

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User complains that the r/socialism subreddit is overregulated, just like real life socialism

2 Comments
2023/07/02
17:25 UTC

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Oblivious socialist makes video calling for Amazon workers to organize, unaware that Amazon workers are already voting against unionizing.

2 Comments
2021/11/12
17:27 UTC

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Socialist posts thread criticizing privatization and calling for more government programs in order to "go further" towards socialism. The same user then posts a comment saying socialism is not when the government does stuff.

2 Comments
2021/08/04
19:08 UTC

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People who lived under socialism claim to not like socialism because they fucking starve. But go off, son. Surely despite never living under real life socialism you know more about it than those who have.

2 Comments
2021/05/17
20:24 UTC

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Why did communism fail? Because it was never given a fair chance to succeed. It simply can't compete with capitalism!

0 Comments
2020/03/30
17:04 UTC

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Chapo Marxist-LARPer would rather Bernie spend his money in his stead. He says, "youre damn straight I'd vote for Bernie even if I lost large portion of my income."

0 Comments
2020/03/27
21:29 UTC

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r/socialism screams into the sky in a jealous rage because some people have more wealth than they do.

1 Comment
2020/03/20
18:05 UTC

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"Companies that produce life saving medical supplies should do so at a loss!"

1 Comment
2020/03/20
18:03 UTC

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r/socialism never misses an opportunity to blame the Jews.

0 Comments
2020/01/18
18:26 UTC

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Publicly owned, democratically controlled, and poorly manicured forests are catching on fire? Clearly it's capitalism's fault.

1 Comment
2020/01/18
18:24 UTC

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Socialists around the world are starving to death. The most violent city in the world is Socialist Caracas. Cubans are fleeing their island prison. Meanwhile, r/socialism's best complaint against capitalism is that having to work and commute every day isn't euphoric enough.

0 Comments
2020/01/18
18:23 UTC

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Nobody tell them that the worst ecological disasters in the history of humanity (Chernobyl and the Aral Sea) were both committed by the socialist USSR

0 Comments
2020/01/09
17:45 UTC

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r/socialism is unaware that capitalist countries lead the way on gay rights, while socialist countries lead the persecution of gays

0 Comments
2019/07/10
21:10 UTC

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In which r/ChavezTrapHouse worships an old, rich, white man

0 Comments
2019/07/04
00:13 UTC

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Move lots of capital without any regulatory oversight? r/socialism is very upset at the prospect.

0 Comments
2019/06/27
06:13 UTC

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Abby Martin Goes In Depth on Venezuela | Joe Rogan

3 Comments
2019/06/26
11:57 UTC

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A publicly owned, democratically controlled, union staffed government police force is up to no good? That's capitalism!

1 Comment
2019/04/15
20:41 UTC

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Today: "Turkey's first communist mayor." Two years from now: "He was never a true communist."

0 Comments
2019/04/02
18:13 UTC

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Courtesy of r/vzla, here is a GIF explaining the mod behavior in r/socialism

2 Comments
2019/03/20
15:50 UTC

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Solidarity between socialists is a myth. Nobody infights more than lefties: "Jacobin is a bunch of social democrats and progressives sticking their hand up socialism to make it say whatever they want."

0 Comments
2019/02/22
23:23 UTC

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Apparently the USSR is true socialism again

0 Comments
2019/02/18
17:37 UTC

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"The sanctions enacted by the US in 2019 are to blame for the Venezuelan economic collapse that began in 2013."

0 Comments
2019/02/15
22:26 UTC

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"The problem with Venezuela is that it isn't doing socialism hard enough"

1 Comment
2019/02/06
18:10 UTC

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"Hey capitalists, stop exploiting us! No wait, we take it back, please don't sanction us, we need to trade with you! Then again, don't invest in our economy!"

0 Comments
2019/02/06
18:07 UTC

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Capitalism is when government does stuff that I don't like!

0 Comments
2019/02/02
21:22 UTC

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Socialists admit that without capitalist exploitation, their economy will collapse

0 Comments
2019/02/02
21:19 UTC

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