/r/shitshitpost
Not even /r/shitpost can save you.
Have you ever seen a post on /r/shitpost, and thought "This isn't even a shit post why is this on the front page of this sub you cunt?"
Well post that shit here, also we accept shit posts from all subreddits because fuck you, alright?
Rule:
/r/shitshitpost
You can take the third option if the other two are too much for you and let a man tie you down, cut an incision in your abdomen, and place a rat inside you before cauterizing the incision shut.