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Actual things actual redditors have actually put in actual comments. Actually.

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Rules

  1. Don't be a jerk.
  2. When you submit a post, please don't link to the individual comment or name the comments poster, but do include the subreddit it's from.
  3. Don't be a jerk.
  4. Try to keep submissions to one-liners, rather than essays.
  5. Don't be a jerk.

/r/reddit_txt

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[PropagandaPosters] The thing about child labour is that it needs to be regulated in a way that benefits both the child and the employer.

0 Comments
2017/09/30
12:56 UTC

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[uncensorednews] Religion is a powerful motivator. Most of the mods lean very heavily into islam / SJW beliefs (funny how they are interchangeable nowadays)

0 Comments
2017/01/03
14:57 UTC

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[SRD] Maps don't arouse me.

0 Comments
2016/12/20
03:21 UTC

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[Gilmore Girls] Im sorry, did you actually just say adultery ? please keep your christian misogyny to yourself. it has no place here.

1 Comment
2016/12/01
18:11 UTC

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[SRD] I think Pol Pot was the Michael Jordan of Human Rights Abuses

1 Comment
2016/11/26
22:32 UTC

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[modclub] im a lifelong radical liberal who has a bachelors in history and political science, and this election cycle has woken me the fuck up. time to get guns and fight for god (even though i don't believe in him, i believe in values and a moral code)

0 Comments
2016/11/24
17:04 UTC

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[KotakuInAction] People in here has had a bit too much to think for its tastes.

0 Comments
2016/11/24
06:57 UTC

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[GlobalOffensive] ... it's interesting to me that gamers have had the most coherent and sympathetic discussions about gender politics since the beginning.

0 Comments
2016/11/23
10:24 UTC

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[aww] It's not every day you find someone willing to doubt the authenticity of wikileaks. It's like denying the existence of gravity.

0 Comments
2016/11/23
04:36 UTC

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[AdviceAnimals] I was once asked to leave a party because I was caught taking pictures of women's feet. People can be tyrants when group-think sets in.

0 Comments
2016/11/21
08:07 UTC

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[The_Donald] If MLK were alive today, BLM would call him an Uncle Tom.

0 Comments
2016/11/21
03:53 UTC

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[TrollXChromosomes] I think that is definitely the case. I mean let's rewind back to 1800. Rural states. What is their economy built on? Slavery!

0 Comments
2016/11/17
18:35 UTC

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[AsiansGoneWild] Zoomed in on your butthole, thanks for the view

0 Comments
2016/11/16
01:58 UTC

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[LegalAdvice] Nothing has changed in the last three months to magically make it okay now for you to run over protesters with your car. I don't know how all of you collectively fell and hit your head at the same time, but vehicular assault is still illegal.

0 Comments
2016/11/15
18:20 UTC

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[gaming] I am very, very left wing. In fact, despite the claim of games journalists, Gamergate and KIA, which largely dislikes [PC Gamer], is firmly in the left wing of politics.

0 Comments
2016/11/08
14:16 UTC

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[AskRedditAfterDark] Have you ever had sex with a ghost?

1 Comment
2016/11/06
20:23 UTC

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If you look at some of the statements Lil Wayne has made about our political climate right now, you have to realise he's pretty woke. [uncensorednews]

0 Comments
2016/11/03
05:33 UTC

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[pcmasterrace] the apologizing is what offended me

0 Comments
2016/11/03
04:50 UTC

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[gaming] I'm sure it's trolling, but they have to know one of the first mods we ever create for a Bethesda game these days is "Children are Killable"

0 Comments
2016/11/02
18:20 UTC

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[AskReddit] how to study if you always watch girls on the internet and jerk off ? like every 30minutes ?

0 Comments
2016/11/02
08:36 UTC

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[AdviceAnimals] Ken Bone deserves a freakin' statue somewhere.

0 Comments
2016/11/02
03:51 UTC

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[BlackPeopleTwitter] I think I'm too white to understand these sentences...

0 Comments
2016/11/01
18:58 UTC

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[AdviceAnimals] Social justice is basically a religion now. Religion will never go away; it'll just change form.

0 Comments
2016/10/28
05:00 UTC

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[WorldPolitics] Israel and its Zionist banker fifth column is responsible for all of these wars and all of this corruption in the U.S. and the world over.

0 Comments
2016/10/22
02:39 UTC

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[AltRight] It's not even really a question of if a white conservative revolt could succeed, but how long it would take.

1 Comment
2016/10/22
02:36 UTC

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What's it with reddit owners being batshit crazy "progressives" trying to push their agenda? What happened to guys like Aaron Swartz? [The_Donald]

0 Comments
2016/10/18
17:22 UTC

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[ShowerThoughts] South Park usually reports the news in a more unbiased and accurate way than most news stations

14 Comments
2016/10/18
02:22 UTC

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[news] Curating. Such a nice word for censorship.

0 Comments
2016/10/16
17:30 UTC

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[NSFWFunny] Just make sure they drink lots of water so that what's coming out is basically water. Strong piss is too gross for me. Edit: down votes must be from virgins, or boring sex lives.

Yeah but it's hot as fuck especially if you ever have a girl do it on your face because she came so ridiculously hard.

Just make sure they drink lots of water so that what's coming out is basically water. Strong piss is too gross for me.

Edit: down votes must be from virgins, or boring sex lives.

You haven't lived if your girl hasn't orgasmed so hard her body shakes uncontrollably and she squirts on your face as you're licking her pussy. Hell ya

3 Comments
2016/10/16
17:14 UTC

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[undelete] I can't even go to (/r/politics) anymore. It is ALL Correct the Record. Probably huge server farms of clickers, like on Silicon Valley. Fuck David Brock

3 Comments
2016/10/14
16:05 UTC

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