/r/PredsCircleJerk
/r/PredsCircleJerk
He lost the Cup but he won the Carrie.
sticktap = 1 upneal
hail trots
AMAA
legendary
RIP PK BB
Yeah
What the fuck did you just fucking chirp about me, you little Suter? Iâll have you know I led the top of my roster in the NHL, and Iâve been involved in numerous games against Chicago, and I have over 300 confirmed SHG. I am trained in the Trotz doghouse and Iâm the top sniper in the entire NHL. You are nothing to me but just another backup. I will check you the fuck out with grit the likes of which has never been seen before in this league, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me from the bench? Think again, rookie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of enforcers across the NHL and your number is being targeted right now so you better prepare for the grit, Pigeon. The grit that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your career. Youâre fucking checked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can dangle you in over seven hundred ways, and thatâs just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in Dropping the mitts, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Boston Bruins and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little Radulov. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little âcleverâ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have dumped the fucking puck. But you couldnât, you didnât, and now youâre paying the price, you goddamn rookie. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youâre fucking dead, kiddo.
Its not perfect. any suggestions?
2 LOSSES? TANK TIME AMIRITE?????!?!?!!??!?!
Hint: He's a Prince
He needs to be more of a le gentleman like Patrick Kane. Upflips to the left.
Everyone except Gnash has been scratched for Saturday night's game.
Toronto Maple Leafs is Kill
Fer sure
I mean, sure it has some #PrinceFilip, but i feel like the current amount is borderline disrespectful.
#FORSBERG4CALDER
Its what we all wanted.