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  • Distortion is meant as camera special effects that change your appearance, for example a swirl or broaden effect. If your submission is something based solely on a color filter, stickers, or other things that aren't distortion, it doesn't belong here. Any questions and you can ask.

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Had no idea Justin had written 2 movies.

Saw a trailer for his latest film 'queer' today. I saw Justin's name credited and I was like no waii, hello potion seller!

3 Comments
2024/11/23
20:38 UTC

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I scored Dolores

0 Comments
2024/09/09
20:15 UTC

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Challengers??!!

Hey I know this is a very small sub but I just went through and saw no mention of Challengers, which if you didn’t know, was written by Justin Kuritzkes (potion seller)!! Saw it a couple weeks ago and absolutely loved it :) Anyone else?

5 Comments
2024/06/09
03:26 UTC

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my potions are too strong for you traveler

2 Comments
2024/06/08
23:25 UTC

88

My 10 yr old made me a Potion Seller Mug!

4 Comments
2024/05/07
12:54 UTC

52

I animated Potion Seller!!

3 Comments
2024/04/05
21:10 UTC

27

Potionseller, I need your most insightful podcast

0 Comments
2023/10/07
01:10 UTC

43

Potion Seller wrote this movie

Justin’s new movie. Congrats

4 Comments
2023/06/20
21:36 UTC

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Forgot to post this yesterday…

0 Comments
2023/06/07
19:21 UTC

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Arcane - Potion Seller

1 Comment
2023/04/25
00:06 UTC

27

I made a game where you are the Potion Seller (Development story of Potions!)

2 Comments
2023/02/07
00:42 UTC

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The good ending

2 Comments
2022/12/03
14:14 UTC

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Potion Seller Love Story

Arriving into your tattered tent, with intent to buy The way you declare denial, looking into my eyes

A man dedicated purely to his work I glare at you, my lips bent into a smirk

As he again declares his potions too strong He stares at my abs, for a bit too long

As he continues to insist I can’t handle his brew My love for this man keeps growing more true

As the seller starts to yell, his voice so bold I grab one of his hands, which I begin to hold

The seller calms down, his voice begins to hush I look at his face, his cheeks caught in a blush

Now unfocused on selling, he sets down his potions By kissing we indulge in our lustful emotions

0 Comments
2022/11/18
13:00 UTC

78

Potion Seller But It's An Oblivion Mod

0 Comments
2022/11/18
10:22 UTC

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You can't handle my potions, America.

2 Comments
2022/11/16
02:20 UTC

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Traveler's Bizarre Adventure

3 Comments
2022/11/09
02:16 UTC

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Looking for follow up post to the Potion Seller meme

Weird ask, but I've been obsessed with this fictional follow up to one of the most epic interactions between a Knight and a Potion Salesman.
I think it was posted on a 4chan like board, I only remember reading it, but not where. It tells the story of the Knight returning to the Potion seller, telling him he won his battle, but another is coming and that he would need his Potions for sure this time.

This interaction repeats it self over and over. The knight eventually returning as King. And the Potion Seller, telling him that "See, you never needed my potions, you could do all that my potions could do." or something like that. it was epic.

It laid the scene, gave dialog, and I just want to see it again. And Save it. Thanks for any who could help

1 Comment
2022/11/07
22:18 UTC

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A message of extreme importance!

4 Comments
2022/10/09
03:52 UTC

197

People keep replying "Potion Seller" whenever I post this, so...

3 Comments
2022/09/04
22:16 UTC

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Finally! The foretold time has come! Long have I sat in the Void, biding my time for which I would return. Do mortals even speak my name anymore or has that been forgotten to time? Do the masses still sing of the triumph of the Divine Siblings? Or have they too been forgotten?

1 Comment
2022/08/18
18:10 UTC

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WarlocK A.D. - The Potion Seller (With No Respect for Knights) [album version]

1 Comment
2022/06/17
10:56 UTC

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So I am piecing together the potion seller lore (or jkcu) and I was wondering what character I should cover first

Who should I cover first

View Poll

6 Comments
2022/04/25
03:47 UTC

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