What is post punk? Nobody's sure, but we know what it isn't. Beware the tut-and-moan of the pseudo-intellectual.

Memo: We've all heard Joy Division. If you wanna post JD, make sure it's rare or live. Same goes for New Order, The Smiths, The Cure, The Talking Heads, Public Image Ltd, Bauhaus- any of the usual suspects on your run-of-the-mill 'Essential Guide To Post-Punk' primer. Essential, yeah, we get it, yawn.

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Anyway, make sure you watch "Upside Down: The Creation Records Story" or maybe "24 Hour Party People" but do what you want, we're nihilists