I just had the most harrowing experience of my life in a social situation. I’m at my friends house and all his cousins and extended family are over. They’re all sitting in the living room watching television and the house is in general quiet. In the adjacent room, I went to take a shit. I hadn’t pooped yesterday too, so it was gonna be a big one. I made sure to check if the faucet had pressure, cause that’s not a situation you’d like to find yourself in, and then proceeded to take a huge anaconda like shit. Satisfied with the experience, I washed and got up and flushed, hoping it’d go down in one flush.

To my utter dismay, the flush did absolutely NO damage on the shit. It stood there, in all its snakelike glory, unmoving and eternal. My exasperation and terror grew as I flushed more and more, after the 5th or 6th time realizing that the capacity of the tank and the pressure were doing absolutely nothing to this beast that had parked itself prominently in my friends washroom. TO top it all off there was no bucket nearby to KO this legendary shit. The fear became all the more real as I heard some people enter the room, and start talking, with no signs of stopping anytime soon.

As they got more and more comfortable, I prepared myself to fight the most gigantic unflushable I’d ever seen. Armed with a mug, I poured and poured and timed my flushes, causing the beast to retreat. I was fighting a losing battle though, as the enemy hid behind a fortress, with nought but its head peaking out. I grew tired as my weapons were no more of use and with my head in my hands, walked out and told the people ( which was fortunately just one dude when I went out ) sitting in the room not to go in, and dashed to the nearest bathroom to get a bucket, and finish the beast once and for all. I was intercepted by my friends mom who asked me where I was running to, and had to come clean ( pun intended ). Wordlessly I was handed a bucket, and I went in again and ended the war.

The moral: ALWAYS check for a bucket. And ALWAYS carry your phone into the bathroom.

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