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NSFW questions in poll format!
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NSFW questions in poll form
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Choose the best email address for Luke Nippletips, who recently was hired by porn company Tits.Com.
Being an East Coast company, "luke" is pronounced very much like the word "look." Or is that on the West Coast? Either way, he pronounces it "look"
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Married with Kids How Often do you Have Sex?
Do you have kids living at home and do they affect your sex like. How Often do you Have Sex?
Bonus points add comments with number of kids and their ages.
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Women, when you are about to orgasm, what do you want him to do?
This is based on a meme which I found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/sexmemes/comments/1hf3pp6/_/
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Men of reddit, what is the actual size of your erect penis?
A quick poll to see how guys say they measure out. :)
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Women, when you are going through a rough emotional time, what of the following is the best therapy for you?
There might be better treatments but I only get five slots plus results.
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How do you measure your penis length (bone pressed)?
I have always placed the ruler on top but a few week age I noteced that all the presentations on the internet showed it lixt to the penis so I measured it and it was longer with 1 cm so now I don't know which one is the right method.
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Men, when you are going through a rough emotional time, what of the following is the best therapy for you?
There might be better treatments but I only get five slots plus results.
19:52 UTC
Women, do you get a dopamine hit out of looking at little, flaccid penises?
Even if it's the most mild, tiny brain hit.
Imagine you are in a nudist colony, nudist resort, etc. and there are many naked men and women about, most of whom aren't paying any attention to you.
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Women who have been with well endowed men (7"+), is a small/average penis (3-5") still enough/attractive for you?
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Women, would you let men squeeze your boobs to benefit your favorite charity?
For the sake of discussion, let's assume there would be lots of security to make sure that no one hurts you or gets carried away -- you would be completely safe. Also assume this is for a cause you care deeply about. Between yourself and other participants, there is the potential to do some real good.
Just in case you think this is only my perverted fantasy ... it is, but that isn't the full story. A group of Japanese porn stars got together and made their boobs available to donors to raise money for AIDS research in 2014. The SFW video is here: https://youtu.be/7eKydxCH6J4
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Men, if you were in a committed relationship, and someone with a great body wanted to have a one-night stand with you, would you do it?
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Women, if you were in a committed relationship, and someone with a great body wanted to have a one-night stand with you, would you do it?
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Women, if you were NOT in a committed relationship, and someone with a great body wanted to have a one-night stand with you, would you do it?
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Men, if you were NOT in a committed relationship, and someone with a great body wanted to have a one-night stand with you, would you do it?
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If you tried fixing a same-sex friend up with an opposite-sex friend, and the opposite-sex friend said no, how likely are you to break off the friendship with said opposite-sex friend?
16:51 UTC
Position roulette
On the website sexposition club they have a roulette of randomized positions and I’m curious if any one here has tried it
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Who would you fuck as a Xmas gift?
The person would contact you and said they want to give you a naughty surprise for Xmas. Feel free to add details below.
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If you took six of your best same-sex friends on a cruise in your yacht, and got stuck on a deserted island for a month waiting for rescue, how do you think your group would get along?
EDIT: As noted in the comments, for the purpose of this poll, let's assume there are no issues about resources or survival. The question is really about whether six of your friends and yourself can get along when forced to be together for a while.
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META POLL: Should there be restrictions on polls about dick size?
I might be wrong about this, but it seems a sign of a true newbie to this sub is the "how big is your dick" poll. It is often posted without a "results" option, and so you might not see it before a mod deletes it for a Rule 1 violation (also a sign of a newbie post). Enough of them make it through that we seem to asked about our dick sizes at least once a month.
Should there be limitations on the "how big is your dick" poll frequency?
19:39 UTC
You are sitting at a diner flipping through a newspaper(1) , when you see a photo of the United Healthcare murderer. Then you look up and see him in a booth sipping soup in your diner! You look again at the photo; it is really him! What do you do?
(1) imagine you forgot to charge your phone that morning and someone left the newspaper on the counter.
(2) you might not even be into men and it might be your first blowjob (possibly as a straight man yourself) but you consider this guy an A-list hero deserving of royal treatment.
(3) ran out of room again - hopefully it is obvious the Trump Administration would quickly get a murderer convincingly disguised as a Venezuelan out of the country.
18:53 UTC
In which form do you prefer for your balls or your mans balls to be all the time?
This question is for men and women. Below are my definitions of the terminology I used.
Sagging: I think everyone knows what I am talking about.
Firm: Balls are up but still move easily when walking or cupped.
Tight: Balls are all the way up there and feel like a pair of dice that can't be separated.
18:33 UTC
Women, congratulations! You just won a free vacation which YOU get to choose! Which one would you take?
Imagine both have similar top-level settings, food, drink, facilities, etc.
If you choose the first option, the guys will do whatever you want, and they WON'T do whatever you DON'T want. If you want to sit around the campfire for a week, roast marshmallows and tell ghost stories - and nothing else - that's what will happen. Or if you want to get ferociously gangbanged all week, that is what will happen. Or anything in-between. It's all up to you!
If you choose the second option, it will just be you and the girls - no men. Even the staff of the cabin will be female.
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