/r/PizzaCrimes

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For when a pizza has been so poorly crafted, or mistreated, you feel like a legitimate crime has been committed.

Welcome to Pizza Crimes

We're here to post and determine if someone's attempt to make, or treatment of a made-pizza, was so egregious, that it basically constitutes a crime.

Pizza, that being some flat bread with some sort of sauce and toppings, has ostensibly been a thing for hundreds of years, being first really created in/around Italy, even before tomatoes were incorporated.

We're not here to wax-traditional about what is 'real' pizza, or Neapolitan Pizza. For our intents and purposes, pizza can be deep dish, thin crust, square, stuffed-crust. At the very least, a pizza is not enclosed (not Stromboli or calzone), and a bread/dough with some sort of toppings and sauce on top.


Rules

  1. Pizza Crimes Only

  • This sub is about pizza crimes. Please post only pictures of pizzas that have been in some way mistreated. This will be up to moderator discretion. Memes and such are allowed as long as most people can agree that a pizza has been mistreated within the picture. Pineapple pizzas are not crimes. Dessert pizzas have never been a crime.
  • Easily Faked / rage-bait Posts

    • If a pizza creation is so absurd, like a whole roasted chicken, or inedible object, as a topping, or the image is clearly edited, it's subject to removal.
  • No Nudity

    • We're not even sure why this is a rule, but this community is SFW. Lewd pizzas, such as ones in the shape of NSFW body parts may be subject to removal, however a NSFW tag may prevent this. No actual nudity, however.
  • Spam

    • Pretty obvious what constitutes spam, but any advertising of businesses, off-topic discussion, or obvious non-crime pizzas.
  • Flair is required for all posts

    • Failure to apply a flair will result in automatic post removal. Please use the correct flair, otherwise the post will also be subject to removal. If you have a suggestion for a flair, please message the mods, and they'll add it if it suits the community's needs.
  • Reposts

    • Any post that has been posted within the past month or so, is not allowed - and any post in the top 10 posts of all time once a year.
  • No Dessert Pizzas

    • If a pizza is clearly not either made of pizza dough (such as cookie/cake/sugar-pie crust) or has solely dessert toppings, it's more a dessert pie (which isn't pizza), or cake. This does not include very unconventional toppings such as fruit, however conventionally recognized toppings like pineapple do not constitute a crime, given its popularity. Apple or orange, however, do.
  • Be Civil

    • Please follow all of Reddiquette and please report any harassment seen. We encourage discussion, and cordial debate about what may constitute a pizza being a 'crime', but derisive and abusive language is to be avoided.

    /r/PizzaCrimes

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    53

    Cut job from Domino’s

    33 Comments
    2024/12/03
    20:40 UTC

    41

    I like ketchup for dipping

    61 Comments
    2024/12/03
    19:35 UTC

    146

    Which Pizza Crimes do you enjoy?

    I grew up pretty poor and Totino‘s party. Pizzas were a huge staple in our household. I’m pushing 50 now and still love these guys from time to time.

    169 Comments
    2024/12/03
    18:12 UTC

    27

    As an adult, nobody can tell me to not make cursed pizza

    8 Comments
    2024/12/03
    13:28 UTC

    103

    Frozen pizza is only half filed

    Seriously?! I had to add my own cheese and pepperoni to it, what a disappointment

    9 Comments
    2024/12/03
    11:28 UTC

    20

    Pará Lanches strikes back

    1 Comment
    2024/12/03
    00:58 UTC

    414

    Pizza Hut experience I had recently

    M

    81 Comments
    2024/12/02
    05:50 UTC

    106

    Why pls why

    46 Comments
    2024/12/01
    20:10 UTC

    211

    Guess in which country this crimes has been committed

    207 Comments
    2024/12/01
    18:37 UTC

    63

    Got my wisdom teeth taken out but still want pizza

    31 Comments
    2024/12/01
    16:08 UTC

    205

    Guess the country

    131 Comments
    2024/11/30
    17:16 UTC

    47

    This is just too much

    24 Comments
    2024/11/30
    07:03 UTC

    49

    Pizza gingerbread house

    3 Comments
    2024/11/30
    05:30 UTC

    551

    A Rhode Island classic, the pizza strip

    336 Comments
    2024/11/29
    18:16 UTC

    168

    My attempt at air frying a frozen pizza

    44 Comments
    2024/11/28
    23:20 UTC

    149

    Hall and days

    82 Comments
    2024/11/28
    23:07 UTC

    80

    Bad idea.

    56 Comments
    2024/11/28
    20:55 UTC

    267

    “”Pizza”” I made during lockdown

    Tortilla base with tomato sauce and and shredded Parmesan, microwaved for 45 seconds. It was delicious though, I’ll give it that

    58 Comments
    2024/11/28
    19:14 UTC

    62

    Priazzo ... It's not a Pizza ...

    I submit that though they insisted this was not a pizza, the shape, manufacturer and the fact that an anagram of "pizza" is stuffed in the name for all to see ... for children to see for God's sake... I submit this was a deliberate attempt to sully and impurify the ideal of pizza. Pizza is one crust and one cheese as God intended.

    That being said your honor, this is delicious. What ingredients want to do behind closed oven doors is between those consenting toppings, but do not call it a pizza.

    42 Comments
    2024/11/28
    18:01 UTC

    119

    When did stuffed crust change from cheese backed into the crust to just thicker dough?

    85 Comments
    2024/11/28
    07:24 UTC

    199

    Swedish pizzeria makes a gingerbread house out of Pizza.

    Fun for the whole family. Maybe not so much for the Pizza house who looks like he’s begging to be put out of his misery.

    39 Comments
    2024/11/27
    21:37 UTC

    112

    Why do all crimes have this weird cream cheese?

    92 Comments
    2024/11/27
    19:21 UTC

    463

    Pizza lasagna. Jury is out, yay or nay for crime?

    368 Comments
    2024/11/27
    16:28 UTC

    159

    Not much of a crime, but pizza is a treat for me, and this was terrible

    49 Comments
    2024/11/27
    13:32 UTC

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