/r/PizzaCrimes
For when a pizza has been so poorly crafted, or mistreated, you feel like a legitimate crime has been committed.
We're here to post and determine if someone's attempt to make, or treatment of a made-pizza, was so egregious, that it basically constitutes a crime.
Pizza, that being some flat bread with some sort of sauce and toppings, has ostensibly been a thing for hundreds of years, being first really created in/around Italy, even before tomatoes were incorporated.
We're not here to wax-traditional about what is 'real' pizza, or Neapolitan Pizza. For our intents and purposes, pizza can be deep dish, thin crust, square, stuffed-crust. At the very least, a pizza is not enclosed (not Stromboli or calzone), and a bread/dough with some sort of toppings and sauce on top.
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/r/PizzaCrimes
I grew up pretty poor and Totino‘s party. Pizzas were a huge staple in our household. I’m pushing 50 now and still love these guys from time to time.
Seriously?! I had to add my own cheese and pepperoni to it, what a disappointment
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Tortilla base with tomato sauce and and shredded Parmesan, microwaved for 45 seconds. It was delicious though, I’ll give it that
I submit that though they insisted this was not a pizza, the shape, manufacturer and the fact that an anagram of "pizza" is stuffed in the name for all to see ... for children to see for God's sake... I submit this was a deliberate attempt to sully and impurify the ideal of pizza. Pizza is one crust and one cheese as God intended.
That being said your honor, this is delicious. What ingredients want to do behind closed oven doors is between those consenting toppings, but do not call it a pizza.
Fun for the whole family. Maybe not so much for the Pizza house who looks like he’s begging to be put out of his misery.