/r/PizzaCrimes

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For when a pizza has been so poorly crafted, or mistreated, you feel like a legitimate crime has been committed.

Welcome to Pizza Crimes

We're here to post and determine if someone's attempt to make, or treatment of a made-pizza, was so egregious, that it basically constitutes a crime.

Pizza, that being some flat bread with some sort of sauce and toppings, has ostensibly been a thing for hundreds of years, being first really created in/around Italy, even before tomatoes were incorporated.

We're not here to wax-traditional about what is 'real' pizza, or Neapolitan Pizza. For our intents and purposes, pizza can be deep dish, thin crust, square, stuffed-crust. At the very least, a pizza is not enclosed (not Stromboli or calzone), and a bread/dough with some sort of toppings and sauce on top.


Rules

  1. Pizza Crimes Only

  • This sub is about pizza crimes. Please post only pictures of pizzas that have been in some way mistreated. This will be up to moderator discretion. Memes and such are allowed as long as most people can agree that a pizza has been mistreated within the picture. Pineapple pizzas are not crimes. Dessert pizzas have never been a crime.
  • Easily Faked / rage-bait Posts

    • If a pizza creation is so absurd, like a whole roasted chicken, or inedible object, as a topping, or the image is clearly edited, it's subject to removal.
  • No Nudity

    • We're not even sure why this is a rule, but this community is SFW. Lewd pizzas, such as ones in the shape of NSFW body parts may be subject to removal, however a NSFW tag may prevent this. No actual nudity, however.
  • Spam

    • Pretty obvious what constitutes spam, but any advertising of businesses, off-topic discussion, or obvious non-crime pizzas.
  • Flair is required for all posts

    • Failure to apply a flair will result in automatic post removal. Please use the correct flair, otherwise the post will also be subject to removal. If you have a suggestion for a flair, please message the mods, and they'll add it if it suits the community's needs.
  • Reposts

    • Any post that has been posted within the past month or so, is not allowed - and any post in the top 10 posts of all time once a year.
  • No Dessert Pizzas

    • If a pizza is clearly not either made of pizza dough (such as cookie/cake/sugar-pie crust) or has solely dessert toppings, it's more a dessert pie (which isn't pizza), or cake. This does not include very unconventional toppings such as fruit, however conventionally recognized toppings like pineapple do not constitute a crime, given its popularity. Apple or orange, however, do.
  • Be Civil

    • Please follow all of Reddiquette and please report any harassment seen. We encourage discussion, and cordial debate about what may constitute a pizza being a 'crime', but derisive and abusive language is to be avoided.

    /r/PizzaCrimes

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    1

    Which one of you did this

    0 Comments
    2024/11/03
    02:22 UTC

    56

    Carvery calzone, filled with roast meats from the carvery, mozzarella and red onion. Served with 2 Yorkshire puddings and gravy

    38 Comments
    2024/11/02
    17:52 UTC

    22

    Finally found one

    9 Comments
    2024/11/02
    17:25 UTC

    133

    This time, I Committed the Crime. A Delicious Crime

    At my Detroit-style pizza shop, I’ve been playing around with smash burgers. Suddenly, I had an idea. An awful idea. An awfully wonderful idea.

    Bacon Detroit slice as the bun for an Oklahoma-style smash burger.

    68 Comments
    2024/11/02
    05:53 UTC

    1,090

    Pizza or straight to prison? (Thanksgiving edition)

    511 Comments
    2024/11/02
    01:06 UTC

    124

    Fitting for a heart attack

    37 Comments
    2024/11/02
    00:23 UTC

    42

    free pizza for breakfast

    Found some leftover pizza from the 3rd floor of the office building I work at. We get free food once every week and these pizzas were 10+ hours old when I took them. Took 9 slices home with me and had 4 this morning and added kraft singles fat free cheese for more protein. Slices are at 32+ hours old as of this morning and rising. I’ll finish them off by tomorrow evening.

    Happy Friday everyone.

    11 Comments
    2024/11/01
    22:17 UTC

    329

    Got told to post my chicken nugget pizza here

    71 Comments
    2024/11/01
    20:07 UTC

    128

    Attempted to make pizza dough without yeast

    Threw some leftover spaghetti sauce and pre shredded mozzarella. Surprisingly decent

    52 Comments
    2024/11/01
    18:00 UTC

    28

    The polar star rises in the Call a Pizza sky

    6 Comments
    2024/11/01
    16:39 UTC

    63

    You guys were divided about my BBQ sauce pizza. Here is my fiancé’s. It has hotdogs and sausage on it. In addition to BQQ sauce.

    41 Comments
    2024/11/01
    13:18 UTC

    126

    My best friend says my BBQ-sauced pizza is a crime…

    Mushrooms, ham, red pepper, red onions, and bbq sauce, with Eat Lean cheese.

    108 Comments
    2024/10/31
    20:00 UTC

    172

    Girlfriends pizza with shrimp, canned tuna, ketchup, corn and onion

    98 Comments
    2024/10/31
    18:30 UTC

    48

    Which is the bigger crime, "too much" sauce or "not enough" sauce? (And is "too much" sauce the crime in this picture or is it the broccoli? lol)

    63 Comments
    2024/10/31
    15:42 UTC

    49

    Eyeball Pizza

    6 Comments
    2024/10/31
    00:43 UTC

    836

    i thought this was a pizza crime but it ended up just being a chunk of citrine

    please delete if not allowed lol, i just thought this table looked like a horrible pizza

    66 Comments
    2024/10/30
    21:03 UTC

    207

    How a friend of mine eats pizza

    100 Comments
    2024/10/30
    16:53 UTC

    88

    Found on the wikipedia entry for Oatmeal

    15 Comments
    2024/10/30
    02:52 UTC

    234

    Sweet Jesus.

    We have reached the end-o-times.

    74 Comments
    2024/10/29
    21:52 UTC

    238

    It is literally a crime in night city to put pineapples on your pizza.

    52 Comments
    2024/10/29
    14:21 UTC

    156

    My dinner tonight

    41 Comments
    2024/10/27
    18:10 UTC

    156

    This is my favorite FB group

    35 Comments
    2024/10/27
    02:13 UTC

    120

    Good lord.

    44 Comments
    2024/10/26
    23:20 UTC

    160

    Curry is in fact a sin

    60 Comments
    2024/10/26
    22:51 UTC

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