/r/PizzaCrimes

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For when a pizza has been so poorly crafted, or mistreated, you feel like a legitimate crime has been committed.

Welcome to Pizza Crimes

We're here to post and determine if someone's attempt to make, or treatment of a made-pizza, was so egregious, that it basically constitutes a crime.

Pizza, that being some flat bread with some sort of sauce and toppings, has ostensibly been a thing for hundreds of years, being first really created in/around Italy, even before tomatoes were incorporated.

We're not here to wax-traditional about what is 'real' pizza, or Neapolitan Pizza. For our intents and purposes, pizza can be deep dish, thin crust, square, stuffed-crust. At the very least, a pizza is not enclosed (not Stromboli or calzone), and a bread/dough with some sort of toppings and sauce on top.


Rules

  1. Pizza Crimes Only

  • This sub is about pizza crimes. Please post only pictures of pizzas that have been in some way mistreated. This will be up to moderator discretion. Memes and such are allowed as long as most people can agree that a pizza has been mistreated within the picture. Pineapple pizzas are not crimes. Dessert pizzas have never been a crime.
  • Easily Faked / rage-bait Posts

    • If a pizza creation is so absurd, like a whole roasted chicken, or inedible object, as a topping, or the image is clearly edited, it's subject to removal.
  • No Nudity

    • We're not even sure why this is a rule, but this community is SFW. Lewd pizzas, such as ones in the shape of NSFW body parts may be subject to removal, however a NSFW tag may prevent this. No actual nudity, however.
  • Spam

    • Pretty obvious what constitutes spam, but any advertising of businesses, off-topic discussion, or obvious non-crime pizzas.
  • Flair is required for all posts

    • Failure to apply a flair will result in automatic post removal. Please use the correct flair, otherwise the post will also be subject to removal. If you have a suggestion for a flair, please message the mods, and they'll add it if it suits the community's needs.
  • Reposts

    • Any post that has been posted within the past month or so, is not allowed - and any post in the top 10 posts of all time once a year.
  • Be civil

    • Please follow all of Reddiquette and please report any harassment seen. We encourage discussion, and cordial debate about what may constitute a pizza being a 'crime', but derisive and abusive language is to be avoided.

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    6

    Yet another Pizza Americana (with chips and wurstel), but the "gourmet" version this time

    Made in Italy of course

    0 Comments
    2024/04/28
    10:14 UTC

    48

    Tim Horton's pepperoni "pizza"

    My friend who is a trained professional chef called it "an insult to pizza."

    Who am I to argue with an expert.

    6 Comments
    2024/04/28
    09:27 UTC

    77

    I give you, the Cincinnatus (cream cheese and chili)

    Cream cheese base, Cincinnati chili and sharp cheddar on top

    21 Comments
    2024/04/28
    00:09 UTC

    85

    Cancer

    29 Comments
    2024/04/27
    21:40 UTC

    3 Comments
    2024/04/27
    15:52 UTC

    18

    Classic NY Pizza

    11 Comments
    2024/04/27
    14:35 UTC

    159

    Not even in Italy pizza is truly safe

    42 Comments
    2024/04/27
    11:50 UTC

    26

    Do y'all think this is a crime? Papa Murphy's chicken bacon stuffed pizza.

    53 Comments
    2024/04/27
    02:23 UTC

    78

    Pizza with Pineapple, Grapes and walnuts

    The pizza my coworker made....

    35 Comments
    2024/04/26
    22:27 UTC

    420

    Just…sigh…chicken caesar “pizza”

    I mean, just 1 normal pizza once in a while won’t kill you. This looks…disgusting.

    148 Comments
    2024/04/26
    18:02 UTC

    19

    hmmm, Hmmmm, HMMMMMM!

    7 Comments
    2024/04/26
    17:30 UTC

    760

    Bayashi commits a pizza crime

    117 Comments
    2024/04/26
    08:28 UTC

    121

    Just fixing the OPs mistake and posting this in the correct sub

    29 Comments
    2024/04/26
    02:28 UTC

    14

    Mexican Style

    7 Comments
    2024/04/26
    02:02 UTC

    13

    Bauru has no limits

    1 Comment
    2024/04/26
    00:09 UTC

    39

    Not OP. The pizza they ordered.

    6 Comments
    2024/04/25
    23:53 UTC

    6

    Simpsons mistreated pizza

    1 Comment
    2024/04/25
    21:54 UTC

    56

    Does this count as a Pizza?

    Anyways A picolini with heinz ketchup

    49 Comments
    2024/04/25
    21:42 UTC

    227

    I asked for ricotta.

    Who?? What?? Why???

    82 Comments
    2024/04/25
    20:18 UTC

    111

    That pizza in the back looks desperate…

    38 Comments
    2024/04/25
    12:57 UTC

    12

    Beanzza

    1 Comment
    2024/04/25
    05:04 UTC

    435

    Who doesn't love a good frozen pizza every so often?

    92 Comments
    2024/04/24
    22:00 UTC

    21

    Jewish Pizza (Pesach Sameach!)

    9 Comments
    2024/04/24
    18:25 UTC

    280

    imagine how the pizza is after all the flips

    23 Comments
    2024/04/24
    15:13 UTC

    85

    What about coxinha on it? How much of a crime is that?

    43 Comments
    2024/04/23
    23:58 UTC

    587

    Someone actually sold me this margherita pizza.

    I’m shell shocked.

    67 Comments
    2024/04/23
    13:28 UTC

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