/r/PizzaCrimes
For when a pizza has been so poorly crafted, or mistreated, you feel like a legitimate crime has been committed.
We're here to post and determine if someone's attempt to make, or treatment of a made-pizza, was so egregious, that it basically constitutes a crime.
Pizza, that being some flat bread with some sort of sauce and toppings, has ostensibly been a thing for hundreds of years, being first really created in/around Italy, even before tomatoes were incorporated.
We're not here to wax-traditional about what is 'real' pizza, or Neapolitan Pizza. For our intents and purposes, pizza can be deep dish, thin crust, square, stuffed-crust. At the very least, a pizza is not enclosed (not Stromboli or calzone), and a bread/dough with some sort of toppings and sauce on top.
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Made in Italy of course
My friend who is a trained professional chef called it "an insult to pizza."
Who am I to argue with an expert.
Cream cheese base, Cincinnati chili and sharp cheddar on top
The pizza my coworker made....
I mean, just 1 normal pizza once in a while won’t kill you. This looks…disgusting.
Anyways A picolini with heinz ketchup
Who?? What?? Why???
I’m shell shocked.