/r/PizzaCrimes

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For when a pizza has been so poorly crafted, or mistreated, you feel like a legitimate crime has been committed.

Welcome to Pizza Crimes

We're here to post and determine if someone's attempt to make, or treatment of a made-pizza, was so egregious, that it basically constitutes a crime.

Pizza, that being some flat bread with some sort of sauce and toppings, has ostensibly been a thing for hundreds of years, being first really created in/around Italy, even before tomatoes were incorporated.

We're not here to wax-traditional about what is 'real' pizza, or Neapolitan Pizza. For our intents and purposes, pizza can be deep dish, thin crust, square, stuffed-crust. At the very least, a pizza is not enclosed (not Stromboli or calzone), and a bread/dough with some sort of toppings and sauce on top.


Rules

  1. Pizza Crimes Only

  • This sub is about pizza crimes. Please post only pictures of pizzas that have been in some way mistreated. This will be up to moderator discretion. Memes and such are allowed as long as most people can agree that a pizza has been mistreated within the picture. Pineapple pizzas are not crimes. Dessert pizzas have never been a crime.
  • Easily Faked / rage-bait Posts

    • If a pizza creation is so absurd, like a whole roasted chicken, or inedible object, as a topping, or the image is clearly edited, it's subject to removal.
  • No Nudity

    • We're not even sure why this is a rule, but this community is SFW. Lewd pizzas, such as ones in the shape of NSFW body parts may be subject to removal, however a NSFW tag may prevent this. No actual nudity, however.
  • Spam

    • Pretty obvious what constitutes spam, but any advertising of businesses, off-topic discussion, or obvious non-crime pizzas.
  • Flair is required for all posts

    • Failure to apply a flair will result in automatic post removal. Please use the correct flair, otherwise the post will also be subject to removal. If you have a suggestion for a flair, please message the mods, and they'll add it if it suits the community's needs.
  • Reposts

    • Any post that has been posted within the past month or so, is not allowed - and any post in the top 10 posts of all time once a year.
  • No Dessert Pizzas

    • If a pizza is clearly not either made of pizza dough (such as cookie/cake/sugar-pie crust) or has solely dessert toppings, it's more a dessert pie (which isn't pizza), or cake. This does not include very unconventional toppings such as fruit, however conventionally recognized toppings like pineapple do not constitute a crime, given its popularity. Apple or orange, however, do.
  • Be Civil

    • Please follow all of Reddiquette and please report any harassment seen. We encourage discussion, and cordial debate about what may constitute a pizza being a 'crime', but derisive and abusive language is to be avoided.

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    54

    Ramen Pizza (Pizza Hut Japan)

    https://www.pizzahut.jp/topic/buta-hut/ramen

    Not just regular old ramen, but se-abura (pork back fat) soy sauce ramen. Essentially, it’s Jiro-kei ramen pizza.

    15 Comments
    2025/02/03
    05:14 UTC

    117

    Vegan sushi pizza

    43 Comments
    2025/02/02
    21:04 UTC

    112

    Reheat the pizza at 350 C (660 F)

    27 Comments
    2025/02/02
    15:39 UTC

    148

    Saturday fry-up with a twist

    42 Comments
    2025/02/01
    09:38 UTC

    55

    New joint opened in town

    21 Comments
    2025/01/31
    16:27 UTC

    23

    Pizza with salad?!

    My wife always orders a margherita pizza and a Salad.. this is how she eats it..I'm always like wtf babe. What do you guys think?

    28 Comments
    2025/01/30
    18:42 UTC

    52

    Staff Lunch today..Plant based Pizza…a ‘professional chef’ made that..Tragic

    34 Comments
    2025/01/30
    17:58 UTC

    4,150

    Is the Steel city breaking the law?

    760 Comments
    2025/01/30
    12:30 UTC

    66

    30 seconds over

    My day is ruined

    46 Comments
    2025/01/30
    06:14 UTC

    73

    Is this a hate crime?

    59 Comments
    2025/01/29
    23:46 UTC

    1,003

    Robbery in progress, send additional units

    41 Comments
    2025/01/29
    15:07 UTC

    38

    ‘Special’ Delivery

    Only found this community.

    I wanted to share our first pizza night in our new home, 8 years ago.

    Village Pizza wanted to collect this ‘pizza’ to ‘inspect it’ before giving us a new one / refund.

    7 Comments
    2025/01/28
    17:01 UTC

    127

    My first homemade pizza

    Was in 2018 and i was probably 13y/o I had to put it in the trash anyway

    58 Comments
    2025/01/28
    13:13 UTC

    113

    USD 0,93 Pizza from Indonesian Local Pizza Maker in Malang City

    68 Comments
    2025/01/27
    17:37 UTC

    63

    Tavern style disaster

    the second i saw the delivery person pull this out of their bag i knew it was a disaster. got money back from uber and was still tasty but damn

    16 Comments
    2025/01/27
    03:30 UTC

    76

    Is this a crime?

    50 Comments
    2025/01/27
    03:12 UTC

    291

    Don’t drink and cook (agreed)

    37 Comments
    2025/01/26
    20:21 UTC

    74

    I sure hope this is cooked.

    8 Comments
    2025/01/26
    13:27 UTC

    315

    My colleague doesn’t like cheese…

    Buffalo chicken on a red pizza. No cheese, no blue cheese, no ranch, just dry buffalo chicken on a red pie.

    Lilly rip him to shreds. He needs to feel shame.

    217 Comments
    2025/01/25
    23:12 UTC

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