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Oz is retro. Oz is retribution. You wanna punish a man? Separate him from his family, separate him from himself, cage him up with his own kind.
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Total Noldor Death
Kill Noldor. Behead Noldor. Staple a Noldo to a mountainside. Feed Noldor prisoners to a werewolf. Corrupt arrogant Deep-elves. Take over Noldor fortresses. Find Noldor hideouts. Roast a Noldo with an Uruloke. Toss Noldor into Thangorodrim. Urinate into Eithel Irvrin. Drive Noldor back into the sea. Chop Noldor limbs off. Report kinslayers to Thingol. Flame-whip a Noldo in half. Turn Noldor against the Valar. Trap Noldor in Anfauglith. Make Noldor spy on each other. Break Noldor minds. Trample Noldor banners into their blood. Encircle Noldor in the Fens of Serech. Make Noldor allies turn on them. Cremate Noldor guards with rivers of flame. Dominate Noldor spirits with necromancy. Beat a Noldo into the dust with maces. Feed vampires with Noldor blood. Crush a Noldo with a stomp. Drown Noldor in their fountains. Obliterate Noldor with flying dragons. Curse a Noldor bootlicker's family and make him watch. Mislead Noldor allies with fake Amlachs. Slice Noldor with an orc scimitar.
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Fantasy Slander 2
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report bot posts
if someone posts with a user name like this:
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report them and ill ban them. they are repost bots
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What are the lore implications of this?
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Hey guys! I'm from Amazon Prime Studios! Do you like our new design for the Noldor ships?
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no more rushing nieman
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they call it the penal system. it's really more like the penis system.
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Gay sex
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Fantasy books without sexual violence
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white noldos be like
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Tolkienchad meets CUCK r/Fantasy user
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Got called a facist for posting this on r/silmarillionmemes. Truly a wholesome Fëano-Chungus moment 💀
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Poll: Who is the HOTTEST character in Fantasy?
After 6 polls, the finalists are all lined up in this poll for the title of sexiest Fantasy character. This will last for a week. Choose wisely.
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powerful
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Mercedes Lackey my beloved
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u know it's true
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beard man is bad
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Bakker is the king of /sffg/. Simple as.
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:(
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Announcement: after extensive discussion with the mods, we have decided to open r/okbuddytolkien to shitposts from any fantasy book series which has not been adapted
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any sindar elf born after the 1st age can't cast spells
all they know is rivendell, drink they wine, dance, be fae, eat hot lembas and sing.
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imagining waiting in a grave for thousands of years instead of going to the halls of mandos
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who is your favorite fantasy waifu FINAL ROUND
Hope you all had a fantastic Christmas! (except the mf who reported the last poll)
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Big L for tolkien haters
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Bravo Tolkien
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Who is your favorite fantasy waifu part 2
Congratulations to Triss on winning the last round. Get fucked Yenfags!
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Which fantasy twink do you most wanna fuck FINAL ROUND
Last poll was close, but the win went to Howl who beat Griffith by just 3 votes. Congratulations, Howl.
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