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I thought Sgt Dookey killed him?

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At first when I first saw him when they were filming original sin I really wasn't happy and didn't want him to be dex but 3 episodes in and I'm enjoying him alot as this younger version as dex and I'm sure he's gonna do better each episode

<div class="md"><p>At first when I first saw him when they were filming original sin I really wasn&#39;t happy and didn&#39;t want him to be dex but 3 episodes in and I&#39;m enjoying him alot as this younger version as dex and I&#39;m sure he&#39;s gonna do better each episode</p>
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Thoughts on Patrick playing dex? 

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Thoughts on Patrick playing sex? 

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I just started the show, when does Masuka become so hot? 

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Guys I think I may have bought the wrong Blu-ray copy, what happens in this season?

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She kept nagging him and bitching about him still having his apartment. Personally, I woulda told her to get off my gooch. #BitchwifeJunior

<div class="md"><p>She kept nagging him and bitching about him still having his apartment. Personally, I woulda told her to get off my gooch. #BitchwifeJunior</p>
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Rita was all on Dexter’s nutsack about his apartment

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Same look, both hardasses, same voice/speaking style, similar behavior. Also both always wear suits and they each like titties. 

<div class="md"><p>Same look, both hardasses, same voice/speaking style, similar behavior. Also both always wear suits and they each like titties. </p>
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Anyone else think Matthews is basically Vince McMahon?

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Hello...

[YTP] A Day in the Life of Sexter Morgan

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<div class="md"><p>This shit took me ages lol</p>
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I made a sexter YTP

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So in an original sin Deb’s friend is trying to get with Dexter and dexter doesn’t seem to be stopping it. Deb’s around 15 because this is supposed to take place a year before her sixteenth (maybe wrong) birthday when harry throws a hissy fit and gets mad Dexter for killing someone and then killing himself like the pussy he is. So either Deb is such a loser that she makes friends with someone who’s 18 or Dexter is a pedophile. Please let me know your theory’s.

<div class="md"><p>So in an original sin Deb’s friend is trying to get with Dexter and dexter doesn’t seem to be stopping it. Deb’s around 15 because this is supposed to take place a year before her sixteenth (maybe wrong) birthday when harry throws a hissy fit and gets mad Dexter for killing someone and then killing himself like the pussy he is. So either Deb is such a loser that she makes friends with someone who’s 18 or Dexter is a pedophile. Please let me know your theory’s.</p>
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Is Dexter diddy?

that- thats called racism buddy do dont even..

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okbuddymotherfucker x okbuddyblacklung collab 🔥🔥🔥🔥

<div class="md"><p>okbuddymotherfucker x okbuddyblacklung collab 🔥🔥🔥🔥</p>
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it's over, our time has passed, dumbra... 

who the hell is Joe Dexter

I thought Sexter killed him…

/j
not about the fanfic tho, hmu if you want a link

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not about the fanfic tho, hmu if you want a link</p>
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when deb’s friend in original sin is identical to an oc that i already wrote as a love interest in a dexter fanfic

I have to testify in court against the man who murdered my entire family in front of me, what Sexter Fartgon quote should I use?

Did anybody else think the incest arc was hot as fuck?

Why did Dumbra see that? Is she horny?

Yea thats right invisiGuerta park that lieutenant dump truck on my socio chimichanga 

Do you think they asked Sargent Yolks to pose or did he just do that

Why would Harry say this?

Jesus Christ Morgan

Honestly, it's no wonder there are so many serial killers on Dexter. No psychiatrist is right in the head, Imagine your patients.

1. I told a child's father that the best thing to do was to train her to be a serial killer 💀

2. HAVE SEX WITH YOUR BROTHER! HE'S A CHAIR, SO SIT ON HIM.

3. This psychiatrist's consultation was of  make you want to blow your head off. 

4. Not her, she was a normal psychiatrist.

<div class="md"><p>Honestly, it&#39;s no wonder there are so many serial killers on Dexter. No psychiatrist is right in the head, Imagine your patients.</p>

<ol>
<li><p>I told a child&#39;s father that the best thing to do was to train her to be a serial killer 💀</p></li>
<li><p>HAVE SEX WITH YOUR BROTHER! HE&#39;S A CHAIR, SO SIT ON HIM.</p></li>
<li><p>This psychiatrist&#39;s consultation was of  make you want to blow your head off. </p></li>
<li><p>Not her, she was a normal psychiatrist.</p></li>
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All of Dexter's therapists are crazier than their patients.

I'll never forgive him for killing those girls...evil POS

What happened to Sexter’s mom 😰😰

Do you think they asked them to pose like this or did they just do that

Why doesn’t sexter like sofia, she’s totally hot and totally wants him

<div class="md"><p>Why doesn’t sexter like sofia, she’s totally hot and totally wants him</p>
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Sofia

Dexter Brainrot Edits 1-3 (COMPILATION🔪🩸)

SURPRISE, FLICKERGOONER!

sexter moggin is my father

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Brazilians are obsessed with using the Dexter deepfake. I've already found Doakes with hair, skinny Dexter and the rest of the cast on TikTok hahahah

Hey y'all i just completed dexter (nah man the ending was very sad) and i want to watch new blood but it isnt available in netflix and i don't have subscriptions of other platform neither the money for it so can yall recc me some sites where i can watch it for free?

<div class="md"><p>Hey y&#39;all i just completed dexter (nah man the ending was very sad) and i want to watch new blood but it isnt available in netflix and i don&#39;t have subscriptions of other platform neither the money for it so can yall recc me some sites where i can watch it for free?</p>
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New blood

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**Two words: autoerotic mummification** 😏

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<p><strong>Two words: autoerotic mummification</strong> 😏</p>
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<div class="md"><p>Two words: autoerotic mummification 😏</p>
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