/r/MusicCirclejerk
/r/MusicCirclejerk
Let's look back at some memorable moments and interesting insights from last year.
Your top 10 posts:
Did the bar not honor your band's drink tickets? Were you upset after learning your favorite drummer triggers his entire kit? Was the band you suggested to Encyclopedia Metallum not accepted?
I'm CHIMothyChalamet, death metal attorney-at-law, and you may be entitled to compensation.
Did you get caught listening to Dethklok? Have you ever brought a beer into the pit? Do you just. . .not get Rivers of Nihil?
I can provide you the protection you need from being called the f-slur in the MetalSucks comments sections.
Sprain your wrist trying to learn how to gravity-pick after watching a YouTube video? Missed work because you were so distraught over Opeth's change of musical direction? Car speakers damaged from excessive bass drops?
Call now for a free consultation. I can't guarantee compensation, but I can guarantee fleeting cred and a demo cassette of my buddy's new band.
To make this a safe place for Smash Mouth fans
It should be. The Fragile is the only album that matters.