and I hate them

Nasty mfrs

I have no illusions that the fight will be tough, but together we will smite the fungal menace from our kitchens forever.

I am from NY AND I ORDERED A BOURBON BACON BURGER they put M*SHROOMS ON IT day is ruined needless to say.

Fuck mushrooms, they aren't plants. I'd eat more vegan foods if it didn't have mushrooms in it most of the time.

Ostracize me all you want, but they make me go yum yum. Mmmm mushroom very good mouth go mnngnmmmmm. I eat fungi everyday now and I am proud

I once had this dream where I fell into a patch of mushrooms and they decomposed me. I sunk in and died

I once worked for a company that made fiberglass windmill blades. They decided to have a pizza party one day and ordered a dozen or so pizzas. Every single pizza had mushrooms on it. Every one. Not only do I hate mushrooms, I am also allergic to them, so I couldn't even try. Luckily, I hadn't gotten the message about the party so I brought my lunch as usual. I had to sit by myself eating my tuna sandwich while everyone else enjoyed their pizza.

Not only do I hate them, but I am also highly allergic to them and will end up in the hospital if I eat one and can't get to my medication on time. Unfortunately, the entire world seems bent on putting them in everything. I have to read the ingredients on everything I buy, even if I've bought it before. A few years ago Dinte Moore started putting them in their products without any warning except including them on their fine-print ingredients list. I had a bad reaction and it took me days to figure out what caused it. I also try to avoid meat these days for health reasons, and everyone wants to use mushrooms as the go-to meat substitute. I've gotten used to coming up with my own recipes just so I can eat decent food occasionally.

What if the world is being destroyed, with our destructiveness, and nothing is left but a very few of us and only mushrooms, and fungi generally? What a nightmare and, ugh, it could really go that way.

I literally can not stand these little bastards. If I see a mushroom in the wild I will run away I kid you not. Let alone eating them? No sir. I don't understand how anyone can find mushrooms appealing.

So why put them in your mouth?

And I don't like that. It's like eating a peice of tire painted brown. People who like mushrooms are NASTEE

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I can't do this anymore. I wish I could just smash all mushrooms. I'm so angry.