The Onion bought Infowars. Of course a Masshole was involved: ‘My whole family will fight in you a Dunkin’ Donuts parking lot.’

Porta-potty Storrowing reported on Memorial Drive in Cambridge

Massachusetts boy, 12, goes permanently BLIND after consuming diet of plain hamburgers and donuts

ALERT: The Ghostbusters are heading down 95 South right now

Why are my bacons shaped like Massachusetts?

Restaurant apologizes after reenactors dressed as Nazis dined inside in Massachusetts

Here's my European attempt at US states from memory 

Just found this sub. Here is my actual state fire academy class shirt from a few years ago. 

That sandwich you're talking about

Bulls were just running through my backyard from a rodeo gone wrong

Massachusetts man buys $395,000 house despite warnings it will ‘fall into ocean’

Man says he was stuck in Bourne marsh for 2 days before rescue

Wayward cow evades capture for hours in southeastern Massachusetts

Hearing set for woman accused of posing as Boston Public Schools student

Just when you thought this past week couldn’t get crazier

Easthampton Public Library closed after dead bats found indoors

Life-size Polly Pocket house for rent in Littleton, Massachusetts, on Airbnb

A turkey badly damaged a Boston woman’s car. A video of the attack has gone viral: ‘Without proof, it sounds insane.’

Jar of salsa leads to closure of popular Needham pool, $20K cleanup effort

Holyoke Sends it's Best to fight in the War Against Ukraine

Massachusetts town using COVID relief money to pay for 10 turkey statues

Driver cited after SUV flies into trees and gets stuck in Longmeadow

Market Basket customer assaulted with watermelon, police say

Charges filed against DoorDash driver who allegedly followed GPS into body of water in Middleton

In New Bedford, the ‘sexy seagull’ is ruffling feathers once again - The Boston Globe

Woman suing Eataly after slipping on piece of prosciutto at popular Boston food hall

Thanks, I hate viruses with arms and tails.

The most Massachusetts thing you've ever seen

Sanest resident of the Coesmobelth of Msaeachubaets

Extremely overdue book returned to Massachusetts library 119 years later

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