Wayward cow evades capture for hours in southeastern Massachusetts

Hearing set for woman accused of posing as Boston Public Schools student

Just when you thought this past week couldn’t get crazier

Easthampton Public Library closed after dead bats found indoors

Life-size Polly Pocket house for rent in Littleton, Massachusetts, on Airbnb

A turkey badly damaged a Boston woman’s car. A video of the attack has gone viral: ‘Without proof, it sounds insane.’

Jar of salsa leads to closure of popular Needham pool, $20K cleanup effort

Holyoke Sends it's Best to fight in the War Against Ukraine

Massachusetts town using COVID relief money to pay for 10 turkey statues

Driver cited after SUV flies into trees and gets stuck in Longmeadow

Market Basket customer assaulted with watermelon, police say

Charges filed against DoorDash driver who allegedly followed GPS into body of water in Middleton

In New Bedford, the ‘sexy seagull’ is ruffling feathers once again - The Boston Globe

Woman suing Eataly after slipping on piece of prosciutto at popular Boston food hall

Thanks, I hate viruses with arms and tails.

The most Massachusetts thing you've ever seen

Sanest resident of the Coesmobelth of Msaeachubaets

Extremely overdue book returned to Massachusetts library 119 years later

Walking peanut-butter cup sought for Harvard Square mayhem

Market Basket invented a new word..

Burlington middle school students reportedly tore down Pride banners, chanted "U.S.A. are my pronouns," and glared down students and teachers supporting Pride.

Police say former deputy sheriff masturbated in parking lot of Enfield ice cream shop

Lynn is using wacky, waving, inflatable, arm-flailing tube men to scare away birds

PSA: Rabid beavers loose in the Pioneer Valley

Rabbits shot with bow and arrows in Needham

Severed beaver tail found nailed to sign in central Mass.

2 drunk men denied entry to Bruins game, then one punched the other, police say

Normal fuckin weathah

Artificial Intelligence Is Getting Wicked Smart

AI evolves into a person from Massachusetts

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